The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
excusing yourself and sneaking off into a public restroom or something.
I think the real goal of such products is encouraging the diminishing of
the concept of indecency and acts thereofventure capital.
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Were they called clogs or crocs?
As an added : Other tags of the same design in the bin said "clogs".
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@Tsaukpaetra Gets me every time.
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@Tsaukpaetra This is the assortment I usually see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Vgptnstyc
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@pie_flavor Classic.
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Probably brain damage.
I had a dog that got hit by a car, and they would do this unintentionally.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor Classic.
Yes, I've definitely seen it in this thread before.
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@Gąska As an aside I wonder what the reasoning is for not allowing miniplayer on made for kids videos.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Or poison. Though catnip may work as poison on mice, I'd look it up but .
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Cute, very cute.
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@DogsB I have a t-shirt based on the same joke.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska As an aside I wonder what the reasoning is for not allowing miniplayer on made for kids videos.
Because it tracks what you watch for analytics?
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@PleegWat Can you guess who posted it?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat Can you guess who posted it?
It was him, Deeyoo!!!
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Cute, very cute.
Also interesting: my work place's snooping software blocks this domain for "potential drug abuse".
Seems they think that this t-shirt with the LSD molecular structure or THC / CBD structures are going to want one to buy the real deal?
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@boomzilla On a planet with a 4.8 Million mile atmosphere, I'm rather sure the squirrel would die of either pressure or gas friction first. "Gas", because I'm also rather certain that the kind of gravity well we're talking about produces gases that I'd be loathe to call "air". Either way, the "terminal velocity" will not be what she's expecting it to be either.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla On a planet with a 4.8 Million mile atmosphere, I'm rather sure the squirrel would die of either pressure or gas friction first. "Gas", because I'm also rather certain that the kind of gravity well we're talking about produces gases that I'd be loathe to call "air". Either way, the "terminal velocity" will not be what she's expecting it to be either.
Great. Now I can't stop thinking about a squirrel with a terminal case of gas.
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@acrow If there is a hole that goes all the way through the planet and the squirrel falls in it, how many oscillations are needed before it stabilises at the centre, and what distance will it have travelled? Or maybe more accurately with regard to the initial question, what time will it have travelled and would it die from thirst, hunger, or the heat of its environment first?
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@remi Going easy on me, eh? Less than one oscillation, and none of the above causes, respectively.
Rationale:
The squirrell will panic, flail, veer off course (even if a non-uniformly formed squirrell could stay on course if unconscious from the get-go, which I would not guarantee either, a conscious one will surely not) and you'll find a long-ish red stain on the wall of the shaft at most a dozen kilometers down.
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@acrow In that case I would have gone with zero because the squirrel would die of old age (or anything else) before the hole has been successfully dug, but your way works as well.
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An investigation is carried out by an investigator.
An interrogation is carried out by an interrogator.
Therefore,
Allegations are made by an allegator.
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@Gąska said in Signs of the Times:
@remi said in Signs of the Times:
I know it probably is just a bored employee blindly following HQ's orders
It might be a bored employee creatively following HQ's orders.
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There's always a bigger
fishcrane.
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I saw this and thought of you guys, I've no idea why.
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@DoctorJones The Neutral - doesn't wish you well, but doesn't want to murder you either.
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Wow, lockdown really hasn't been kind to the Grim Reaper...
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. He could still also be my enemy.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow If there is a hole that goes all the way through the planet and the squirrel falls in it, how many oscillations are needed before it stabilises at the centre, and what distance will it have travelled? Or maybe more accurately with regard to the initial question, what time will it have travelled and would it die from thirst, hunger, or the heat of its environment first?
Assuming a spherical squirrel in a vacuum, it will never stabilize.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. He could still also be my enemy.
nods A truce at best.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Assuming a spherical squirrel in a vacuum, it will never stabilize.
Since the reason for all this was about terminal velocity (which require an atmosphere) and trying to avoid the squirrel being crushed by the pressure of said atmosphere, I think we can safely assume that it's not in a vacuum.
Spherical squirrel, OTOH, that seems a perfectly reasonable assumption.
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I've been holding onto this for 32 years, ever since it appeared in a local free newspaper:
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@da-Doctah I'm so sorry.
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@da-Doctah 32 year-old peas? I'm not sure even @Tsaukpaetra would eat those.