The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anyone else leave messages to themselves from on day to the next?
As in: saving free form text straight in the middle of your source code, not in a comment, so it will cause a syntax error in the relevant place you need to work on next?
I don't think I've ever done that, but I am impressed.
I did accidentally leave a "Kablooie!" in the code once, which popped up a box to the in-the-office user. My boss was not favorably impressed.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I did accidentally leave a "Kablooie!" in the code once, which popped up a box to the in-the-office user. My boss was not favorably impressed.
We did have this error the other week,
BACON PROTOCOL ACTIVATED!
, when a supposedly unreachable code path was reached…
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Apparently, this happened once...
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@PleegWat When my current Fitbit dies, I'll be re-joining you.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I leave TODOs and FIXMEs around as well, but they unfortunately tend to accumulate.
There is a joke about the evolution of a software developer waiting to be made here (by someone else than me), as you get more and more used to leaving cruft behind.
You start with a nice comment "this should be improved", then move on to aggressive comments "fix this!" before starting to use semi-standard syntax highlighters to show the "TODO" and "FIXME" in bright red, and finally putting an "#error ..." as I suggested. What's the next step? Instructing your IDE to send you emails about it every day? Then (rude) emails to your boss? Automatically leaving a voicemail on Polygeekery's number with your house address?
#define STRING2(x) #x #define STRING(x) STRING2(x) #define FILE_LINE __FILE__ "(" STRING(__LINE__) ") : " #define PRAGMA_MESSAGE(x) message( FILE_LINE #x ) #define PRAGMA_TODO(x) message( FILE_LINE "TODO: " #x ) #define PRAGMA_FIXME(x) message( FILE_LINE "FIXME: " #x )
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@Gąska I misread that as "Calculating how many rectal helium tanks you'd have..."
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I misread that as "Calculating how many rectal helium tanks you'd have..."
Zero. That number is firmly at zero.
I remember my 8th grade shop teacher talking about the damage caused by some jokers taking a compressed-gas hose (from a cylinder) and shoving it up someone's rectum. Yes, it did. Rectum, that is.
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@Benjamin-Hall Damn near killed 'im
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall Damn near killed 'im
Not "damn near". Did. Perforated colon & large intestine, sprayed fecal matter all over the abdominal cavity. Sepsis ensued.
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@Benjamin-Hall Well, that's a shitty way to go :sad_rimshot:
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"I am Groo-oo-oot...."
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- It'll hurt just a bit now.
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- You got no girlfriend and you're a no-life nerd.#bullying :tro:
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@Gąska The Gun Nut Thread is
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Pretty sure it's half-hoax, but....
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I usually leave a "CONTINUE HERE" on an otherwise empty line.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would have been better if those were actually pythons.
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@Gąska
They should also count sheep, goats and cows to elevate their numbers.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That total would be even higher if the people who incorporated the village were on the Jewish or Chinese calendars.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(ObPedantry: accordions, like organs, are "stopped".)
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We have a saying in Poland, "się popieści to się zmieści" - fondle it a bit and it's going to fit. The is intentional.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The is intentional.
If the Witcher books are typical Polish literature, you guys are pervs.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The is intentional.
If the Witcher books are typical Polish literature, you guys are pervs.
Everyone is, they are just more open about it.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He's also wearing s a dust-mask with un-filtered exhale valve for some reason.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they are just more
open about it.drunk
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As someone who had childhood accordion lessons inflicted on me by my parents, I approve of this theft.
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@El_Heffe @9:07
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm glad they protected the dog's identity.
That's what I was thinking. I can't stand when people paste their pets all over social media without consent or any consideration for their feelings.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What is it with duplicating (or sometimes triplicating) short clips?
Recently I notice that a lot and it is very annoying.
I can rewind the clip myself if I feel the need for it.I wonder if there is some reason for that like YouTube handling very short videos differently. Or perhaps some psychological BS about people not bothering with 15 seconds long videos (for me it is the reverse - the longer the video the more likely I will skip it unless title and/or thumbnail are really enticing).