The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r57QMWdG1Uo
I'm unbelievably disappointed he didn't get the answer immediately. I suppose that's why the joke about putting toast in a toaster works.
It strikes me that the fact that the puzzle was in a book of optical illusions* should have been a bit of a clue.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If there is some sort of meat on it, then it is pizza.
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Obviously AI-generated. She's not into balding captains ; her thing is candles.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Obviously AI-generated. She's not into balding captains ; her thing is candles.
She's got a thing for #2
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@boomzilla I too like my cpd'y fafer.
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@dcon Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
(And the may cook that frog, too, afterwards!)
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Obviously AI-generated. She's not into balding captains ; her thing is candles.
Spoilers for Picard season 3
They have canonically fucked at least once. And the resulting child was named after her previous husband (who was also his friend).
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@Arantor it's a small starship, the pool is not very large...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor it's a small starship, the pool is not very large...
There were often 1000+ people on the Enterprise-D, though.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor it's a small starship, the pool is not very large...
There were often 1000+ people on the Enterprise-D, though.
SMALL. POOL.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor it's a small starship, the pool is not very large...
There were often 1000+ people on the Enterprise-D, though.
SMALL. POOL.
You're talking to a Brit.
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@Carnage Has Aldi apologised for the grammar in that apology?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage Has Aldi apologised for the grammar in that apology?
They're acting as a greengrocer, so they get to use apostrophe's differently.
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@dkf Perhaps, but that doesn't excuse the run-on sentence and comma splice. That may be the first time I've ever seen a comma splice with run-ons in both halves of the splice.
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@HardwareGeek It's the tax on
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symbols...
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf Perhaps, but that doesn't excuse the run-on sentence and comma splice. That may be the first time I've ever seen a comma splice with run-ons in both
halveshalf's of the splice.
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@HardwareGeek OK, Aldi.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek It's the tax on
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symbols...They need those for the price boards.
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@Watson He should talk to his doctor about that.
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@dkf Considering how the truck's windshield is pushed in, he might need to do that, regardless of how long the situation lasts.
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@PleegWat I assume it was hard
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How did he (or she) manage that?
On my FB feed, there was a comment that suggested it might have been being transported. Not enough clearance - boom!
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it might have been being transported
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@PleegWat Photoshop.
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So close China
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Capybaras and bonk
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@Gern_Blaanston Has anyone other than me noticed that there are apparently a lot of people who confuse capybaras and chupacabras?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So close China
Can't be sued for false claims if you don't make them.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston Has anyone other than me noticed that there are apparently a lot of people who confuse capybaras and chupacabras?
That’s ridiculous. Chupacabras look like bats and are found in Mexico while capybaras look like rats and are found elsewhere. Its like people been afaird of mixing up a polar bear and a penguin.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Brave little fucker did all the math and then wizened up.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Brave little fucker did all the math and then wizened up.
Just wait till he gets to Question 20: "Write your name on the page and turn it in, do not do any other questions on this test"
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edit: Just did a quick google - sorry, a FB link is all I found...
Crook tries to go over tall fence - doesn't go well... (I was dying)
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston Has anyone other than me noticed that there are apparently a lot of people who confuse capybaras and chupacabras?
That’s ridiculous. Chupacabras look like bats and are found in Mexico while capybaras look like rats and are found elsewhere. Its like people been afaird of mixing up a polar bear and a penguin.
Yes, it is ridiculous, and they are getting them mixed up anyway. Probably on the slight resemblance of the words alone, aided perhaps by the awareness of a "south of the border" association for each.
There's also a story going around reddit of a middle-schooler asked to name a mammal that lays eggs, answering "platypus", and having it marked wrong by a teacher who was looking for "penguin". That's even more stupid, but I have no doubt that it happened.