The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I lost it at "I don't know how to quit vi."
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@error ZZ
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I lost it at "I don't know how to quit vi."
Filed under:
:q!
Only if you're in the default state. I have that as a sticky note and a few other sticky notes on how to exit other sub-modes...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I tell my daughter she's the best <her name>, and she tells me I'm her best mommy.
It would be even more awkward if you were in a gay marriage.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I tell my daughter she's the best <her name>, and she tells me I'm her best mommy.
It would be even more awkward if you were in a gay marriage.
Well then I would be the best tummy mommy and my wife would be the best non-tummy mommy.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I tell my daughter she's the best <her name>, and she tells me I'm her best mommy.
It would be even more awkward if you were in a gay marriage.
Well then I would be the best tummy mommy and my wife would be the best non-tummy mommy.
"You're the best brother from another mother's accidental rebound mistake turned opportunity that we don't tell the police about because we like to remain outside of bars right honey?"
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I tell my daughter she's the best <her name>, and she tells me I'm her best mommy.
It would be even more awkward if you were in a gay marriage.
Well then I would be the best tummy mommy and my wife would be the best non-tummy mommy.
"You're the best brother from another mother's accidental rebound mistake turned opportunity that we don't tell the police about because we like to remain outside of bars right honey?"
We don't need to confuse her with details she's not ready for.
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The Return of Obra Dinn's mouse sensitivity settings:
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I lost it at "I don't know how to quit vi."
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error ZZ
ZQ to quit without saving.
That one, I didn't know...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm still waiting for "Circus clown in assault in serious condition".
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@El_Heffe At least it's consistent...
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@Mason_Wheeler I've said it the last three(?) times it was posted: I would totally take great care of an 8-week-old black bitch.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'd imagine there are more difficult ages to place a labrador retriever at.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it.
Is it that there's no dates between Janaury-Jluy and Ocotber-Decmeber?
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@boomzilla ....oh. ...wait. ...OH. The fingers on the sides were drawn over - the original is uniformly white in those spots.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't get it.
Is it that there's no dates between Janaury-Jluy and Ocotber-Decmeber?
I cut those out because they are boring.
He's very busy during the month of Septmeber.
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@Dragoon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://medium.com/@ssg/how-is-computer-programming-different-today-than-20-years-ago-9d0154d1b6ce
Written by an EX engineer at microsoft.
Gee..... i wonder why they are EX engineer..... Given those examples the mind boggles.
</snark>
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Some programming concepts that were mostly theoretical 20 years ago have since made it to mainstream including many functional programming paradigms like immutability, tail recursion, lazily evaluated collections, pattern matching, first class functions and looking down upon anyone who don’t use them.
I like him.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like him.
That got me to click thru and start reading...
Garbage collection has become the common way of safe programming but newer safety models are also emerging like lifetime semantics of Rust and snarky jokes in code reviews.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like him.
That got me to click thru and start reading...
Garbage collection has become the common way of safe programming but newer safety models are also emerging like lifetime semantics of Rust and snarky jokes in code reviews.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like him.
That got me to click thru and start reading...
Garbage collection has become the common way of safe programming but newer safety models are also emerging like lifetime semantics of Rust and snarky jokes in code reviews.
He's got some funny notions. Like this for instance:
Security is something we have to think about now.
No. No, we still don't need to think about security. Nobody ever asked me to make the network-connected, browser-configured thing, that we sell, secure. No. I added a plain-text pin code of my own volition, and just because I didn't want random Polish minimum-wage technicians to mess with the settings again.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
again
I'd love to hear what happened the first time.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No. No, we still don't need to think about security. Nobody ever asked me to make the network-connected, browser-configured thing, that we sell, secure.
We'll move from authentication via query string parameters to bearer access tokens soonTM.
At least I've gotten us on HTTPS now (really), and removed one client's credentials from a comment on another client's server config... :grinding_teeth:
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
again
I'd love to hear what happened the first time.
Nothing spectacular. Somebody triggered a Factory Reset on equipment that had been pre-configured for a specific install location. I presume that they'd been fiddling with the settings, and realized that they couldn't un-do. Factory Reset sounds like the solution, and removes the flashing red alarm marker, but leaves the system in a blank state, where it will not report malfunctions either.
The first such occurrence happened at a site where the installation technicians had been mainly Polish. And mainly because they were cheaper. Hence the "Polish" in the first post. But to be fair, the same later happened in Japan. Since the equipment in question doesn't come with a power cord (permanent screw-terminal power installation), it can't really be fiddled with en route, which greatly narrows down the list of suspects.
Now I've added a query for a pin-code in the UI. the pin code is hard-coded and written down in the manual. The main purpose is to make sure that any technician changing settings has at least read the manual, and so kinda know what they're doing.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The main purpose is to make sure that any technician changing settings has at least read the manual,
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and so kinda know what they're doing.
Meme-pics aside, I believe it likely that you get one guy reading the manual and then simply telling others what the code is when he's too busy to fix things himself. Just my cynic opinion.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
too busy to fix things himself.
Our system doesn't have user-serviceable parts. Any alarms from it mean replacement of whole sub-assemblies. They don't need to touch the settings after installation.
Except in the case when government regulations change. And then we'll very likely walk the technician through the operation via phone anyway.
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There's no "Never Been Prouder to be British" thread so I'm leaving this here.
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@Boner INB4 Moonxit.
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@Boner I also find it implausible that safe return could be guaranteed, however, the answer was specifically conditioned on that it could be.
Harry Caray : Hey! Now Ken, we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese.
Ken Waller : Yes, that's true Harry.
Harry Caray : But what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?
Ken Waller : What?
Harry Caray : I know I would. Heck! I'd have seconds and then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser. - - - I would do it. Would you?
Ken Waller : I'm confused.
Harry Caray : It's a simple question Dr, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
Ken Waller : I don't know how to answer that.
Harry Caray : It's not rocket science, just say yes and we'll move on.
Ken Waller :Yes.I reject the premise that the moon could be made of barbecue spare ribs.
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