The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Gambling addiction is considered a disease.
On the positive side, it's the only disease where you can potentially make a lot of money.
Poker if you're good at it? yeah sure.
Slots? BWA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Some people with nymphomania have monetized their slots pretty well.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Foreman has 12 children, five sons and seven daughters. His five sons are George Jr., George III ("Monk"), George IV ("Big Wheel"), George V ("Red"), and George VI ("Little Joey").
On his website, Foreman explains, "I named all my sons George Edward Foreman so they would always have something in common. I say to them, 'If one of us goes up, then we all go up together, and if one goes down, we all go down together!'"
The two daughters from his marriage are Natalia and Leola. His three daughters from a separate relationship are Michi; Freeda, [...] and Georgetta.As he does not explain on his website, he doesn't give a fuck where they go.
They go on a stick, obviously. Spitroast, if using the larger ones, for the extra support, you see.
Wait, we're still talking about grills, right?
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ITYM
Young girl in bed with legs up and pussy spread-eagle (NSFW!)
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
ITYM
You seem to have my confused with the master of upvotes.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So that the light inside will come on when you open it. Duh!
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@error That's a bit of a cold shower.
Did the cat survive? Most hawks and eagles can't un-grip their prey. They have to eat the claws free. I assume this applies to owls too. So, someone in that photo is dead now. I hope it's not the cat, but it doesn't look good.
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<monotone> it's funniest when a monkey is gibbon it all it's got, but things still go wrong
<Hawkline> wow monotone, just wow
<wayfinder> monotone, how do you come up with these? i hope it's okay to ask, i dont wanna pry m8
<HunterX11> the thing with monkeys is that they are smart enough that you can sometimes see on their face when they realize "oh shit this was a bad idea"
<wayfinder> kinda like when girls go on a blind date with me, "see me an" think this was a bad idea
<wayfinder> ha ha ha, am i rite
<wayfinder> she just didn't like macaque
<monotone> man, drilling deep, wayfinder
<wayfinder> monotone, that's what your marmoset
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@LaoC bad puns is
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Most hawks and eagles can't un-grip their prey. They have to eat the claws free
That's fucking metal.
Status: afraid of birds now?
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's fucking metal.
Sounds more like a Wolverine issue then
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@boomzilla [BD]ad Jokes Thread is
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@boomzilla
that artwork belongs in the nope thread
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@Luhmann Here, is this better?
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@hungrier Ozzy Osbourne eyes!
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@hungrier
Definitely! Now they are just regular zombies.
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From Half-Life Wikipedia page:
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508499422028627969/654123105442201600/fun.PNG
I mean, what did she expect?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I first learned about acupuncture in elementary school, the teacher said that acupuncture was developed by seeing the effects on soldiers who were struck by arrows in different bodily locations.
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@obeselymorbid The one question everyone who works at the dollar store learns to hate:
"How much is this?"
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@Tsaukpaetra people sitting on towels, like they do in civilized places?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra people sitting on towels, like they do in civilized places?
Yeah, next you'll be suggesting they just upholster the seats!
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I first learned about acupuncture in elementary school, the teacher said that acupuncture was developed by seeing the effects on soldiers who were struck by arrows in different bodily locations.
Gotta love those teacher myths.
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Can't remember if I posted this one, but just in case...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508499422028627969/651825103767601154/76qnqywiuf241.jpg
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