The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra this is WHAT ATHEISTS GENUINELY BELIEVE
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
From the Department of Unfortunate Names
Unfortunately common? Wikipedia says:
it is the most common surname in mainland China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_(surname)
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
From the Department of Unfortunate Names
Unfortunately common? Wikipedia says:
it is the most common surname in mainland China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_(surname)Yes. The name means "King", and in Romanized spellings can also be rendered as Wong, Huang, and a couple of others. It happens to be the surname of one of my favorite Chinese singers (a voice like Norah Jones and a sense of humor like Ron and Russell Mael):
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Unfortunately common?
It's the first time I've seen a Yuja though.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Unfortunately common?
It's the first time I've seen a Yuja though.
Ah. I now see why it's so funny to some. It all depends on how you pronunce it. And, of course, not keeping to the original name ordering in Chinese; family name first.
Am I correct in assuming that the first name could be pronunced like "(h)yuuza" in English?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In Bavaria, such animals are called "Wolpertinger".
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ah. I now see why it's so funny to some. It all depends on how you pronunce it. And, of course, not keeping to the original name ordering in Chinese; family name first.
Am I correct in assuming that the first name could be pronunced like "(h)yuu
zja" in English?Yes. It sounds like Huge-a.
Huge-a Wang.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In Bavaria, such animals are called "Wolpertinger".
Doesn't quite look like one too me, but I'm more familiar with Elwetritsche who are native here.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In Bavaria, such animals are called "Wolpertinger".
Doesn't quite look like one too me, but I'm more familiar with Elwetritsche who are native here.
Bavarian Wolpertinger used to be mostly mixtures of mammals and birds. But with the globalization of production, some of them may have interbred with products from other areas of the world, like Hong Kong. The platypus was once thought to be manufactured there.
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Whoa, are they trying to tell me platipi are not turquoise?
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Of course they are. Here's a documentary on it:
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
0x8584C007
E_UNKNOWN_HRESULT_ENCODING
Decoding Results in:
Severity (S): 1 (Error)
Reserved (R): 0 (Reserved)
Customer (C): 0 (Microsoft Defined Code)
NStatus (N): 0 (Not an NSTATUS)
Reserved (X): 0 (Reserved)
Facility: 1412 (UNKNOWN_FACILITY)
Code: C00716 - 49,159 10 (UNKNOWN_CODE)No such Microsoft Facility is documented and Customer bit is clear.
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@Vixen
The Bee : The Onion :: Chick-fil-A : Popeyes
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
*unforeseen
Did the sign owner not have enough E's?
British (more specifically Scottish) spelling is "forsee". You can tell it's British because they spelled "cancelled" with two Ls.
Do the British not have enough E's?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen
The Bee : The Onion :: Chick-fil-A : Popeyesah.
They're the unappologetic racist, misogynistic, and homophoibic (slightly?) insane uncle of The Onion.
Got it.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
homophoibic
I can kinda understand deriving this.
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
unappologetic racist, misogynistic
But.... wat?
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
homophoibic
I can kinda understand deriving this.
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
unappologetic racist, misogynistic
But.... wat?
you've seen what Chick-fil-a does, right?
Like they've been in the news often enough that their opinions on those matters aren't secret.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
homophoibic
I can kinda understand deriving this.
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
unappologetic racist, misogynistic
But.... wat?
you've seen what Chick-fil-a does, right?
Like they've been in the news often enough that their opinions on those matters aren't secret.
Do tell.
Every search for "racist" and "sexist" turns up "LBGT".
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Unfunny stuff topics are
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@loopback0 If that subthread gets Jeffed to the garage the title has to be something about foxes and chicken
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
foxes and chicken
FOXES ARE FRIEND! NOT FOOD!
You can eat the chickens tho. no problem
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Goddammit I can't breath!
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@Tsaukpaetra Is dry-heaving a form of breathing? Asking for a friend
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetwa Is dwy-heaving a fowm of bweathing? Asking fow a fwiend
Yus. Be careful tho, certain animals may think you're choking and try to... help clean out your airway...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetwa Is dwy-heaving a fowm of bweathing? Asking fow a fwiend
Yus. Be careful tho, certain animals may think you're choking and try to... help clean out your airway...
KISSES ARE FUN!
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetwa Is dwy-heaving a fowm of bweathing? Asking fow a fwiend
Yus. Be careful tho, certain animals may think you're choking and try to... help clean out your airway...
KISSES ARE FUN!
That they are!
Sadly, not everyone seems to think so for some reason...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetwa Is dwy-heaving a fowm of bweathing? Asking fow a fwiend
Yus. Be careful tho, certain animals may think you're choking and try to... help clean out your airway...
KISSES ARE FUN!
That they are!
Sadly, not everyone seems to think so for some reason...
well..... they're no fun poopoo heads then.
Kisses are fun!
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Here's some actually funny stuff.
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
homophoibic
I can kinda understand deriving this.
@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
unappologetic racist, misogynistic
But.... wat?
you've seen what Chick-fil-a does, right?
Sell you food?
Like they've been in the news often enough that their opinions on those matters aren't secret.
Yes, they seem to be against beef.
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@djls45 It's this meme but with Star Wars:
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@hungrier Ah, so it's just someone being super emotional (angry?), while another person tries to comfort/restrain them, with some smug schmuck being the target of the emotional person's ire.
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@djls45
It's a meme, don't try to make sense of itOK boomer.
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From Facebook:
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...
12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.
It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision.
12:06 pm: You deep throat a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life.
12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted shit in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.
Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.
12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1...
12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The shit/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.
Is that blood?
False alarm.
That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your asshole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid shit fart as it gurgled out of your ass.
1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your asshole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.
You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats.
You meet Jesus.
8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours.
You're broken.
Your asshole's broken.
Your spirit's broken.
Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a shit stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.
-unknown
Edit: Those of us sporting an know exactly what they mean...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Those of us sporting an know exactly what they mean...
not required. I had to drink magnesium citrate before surgery 15 years ago. PEG-3350 is much less unpleasant than magnesium citrate. The worst thing about it is having to drink 4 liters of it. The effect is much gentler, IME. Drink it; you poop. Stop drinking it; you stop pooping, unlike magnesium citrate.