The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought they were a British guitar amplifier company.
That has to be a side gig besides being a mobile operator, no?
Agent Orange seems to have a fairly active retirement after the CIA.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Interesting. German-style trumpets, but the bassists are using French bowing. I would not have guessed Israel Philharmonic.
Oh, the pianist is good, too. :)
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Game of Thrones outtake??
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Meanwhile, in Romania
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@El_Heffe How did you find the better version of the finale?
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe How did you find the better version of the finale?
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Still a better story than Twilight?
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@PJH /r/gifsthatendtoosoon
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@xaade
static dynamic
is fun to read.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Damn, I wish I could play with that.
Edit: like that. I wish I could play like that. Stupid autocorrect.
No, you were right the first time.
Your autocorrect is smarter than you are.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought they were a British guitar amplifier company.
That has to be a side gig besides being a mobile operator, no?
Different company. Orange has been making guitar amps since the late 1960s.
And my Orange amp is black.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And my Orange amp is black.
And your black amp is (an) Orange.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And my Orange amp is black.
I hear that black is the new orange.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And my Orange amp is black.
And your black amp is (an) Orange.
Blackstar was an offshoot from Marshall, not Orange...
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And my Orange amp is black.
And your black amp is (an) Orange.
I would like to have a large number of Orange amps/cabinets arranged in an alternating orange/black checkerboard. I'm surprised that I've never seen anyone do that.
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@mott555 fitting signature.
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If you ever want to pull a prank that will last beyond a person's death, sign them up for AARP.
15+ years ago my brother-in-law signed my wife up for an AARP mailing list as a joke and to this day we get mail almost daily for AARP, hearing aids, walkers, motorized scooters, Medicare supplement programs, home healthcare and everything else.
AARP is more persistent than Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons combined.
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@loopback0 The Bad Jokes (and, coincidentally, the Way Too Large Pictures) thread is
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
sign them up for AARP.
I've been a member since I turned 50 and I only get maybe one thing a month...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/c6fydp/cat_was_bamboozled_by_a_card_trick/
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/c7h0ie/poor_thing_is_traumatized/
Edit: because the embed sucks parrot balls, here's the YouTube video which is actually longer as well:
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@Zecc The embed for that sucks parrot balls.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've got so curious that I've looked up the original story.
The man went into the restaurant and headed toward the food preparation area, asking a manager what time the place closed. The man, who was wearing a green hat and blue jacket and carrying a white bag, then said: “Y’all about to close right now because I’m going to get a bomb and blow this place up,” according to court documents cited by the New Orleans Times-Picayune.
Posey told an officer that he had told an employee at the restaurant that he was going to ” ‘blow the bathroom up,’ in reference to a bowel movement,” the warrant for him states, according to the Times-Picayune. But employees at the eatery, Willie’s Chicken Shack, told officers that they never heard Posey say anything about a bathroom.
My take: he prepared this stupid joke well in advance, but skipped over one word when telling it to the restaurant employee, and so instead of an annoyed groan and a facepalm, he caused actual panic.
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@Zecc No Rick Rolling, I'm very disappointed.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc No Rick Rolling, I'm very disappointed.
Don't tell me, did you get something other than what you were expecting?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc No Rick Rolling, I'm very disappointed.
Don't tell me
OK, I won't then.
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@loopback0 Someone did a similar thing with Bohemian Rhapsody (IIRC) a while ago.
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Probably the only time it might be remotely acceptable to wear this kind of shirt?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Probably the only time
I have trouble determining what time it is. Looks like just a typical late evening, same as every other late evening throughout the year.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have trouble determining what time it is.
Good. You're doing it right then.
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently not 5, because the basement is still dark.
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@El_Heffe Ask @Lorne-Kates. He has more, um, data relevant to the answer.
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