The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The worst thing in this video is the phone disc with the wrong digit order. Clearly made by someone who has never actually used a rotary phone and only has a superficial idea of what they look like.
I'm old enough to have imagined the sound of it in my mind while the video was playing.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The worst thing in this video is the phone disc with the wrong digit order. Clearly made by someone who has never actually used a rotary phone and only has a superficial idea of what they look like.
I'm old enough to have imagined the sound of it in my mind while the video was playing.
That's one of the reasons it sounded wrong when I saw it.
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My former coworker can honestly answer that yes, he had an accident and was legally dead for 8 minutes. He was revived and was in a coma for 3 months.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH further down in the thread...
I could imagine something like this as a question to weed out the sarcastic. The MMPI (Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory) has similar, but less obvious questions, designed to reveal people who simply wish to appear weird.
Yeah, it's a standard survey technique to allow people to contradict themselves or make nonsensical answers. Of course, as @Dragoon says, this one is actually possible.
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Be very careful how you line up fabrics...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This took me way too long to get.
I kept trying to figure out what Rochester had to do with it.
Also, I think it's spelled "El pene"
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I kept trying to figure out what Rochester had to do with it.
“Rochester” is a new euphemism for that to me too…
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@boomzilla Looks like a quartet of musicians to me.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Looks like a quartet of musicians to me.
Only in Bremen
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's unfortunate. Here's a copy from elsewhere:
Wouldn't that be based on MMMMLXXIV responses?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The worst thing in this video is the phone disc with the wrong digit order. Clearly made by someone who has never actually used a rotary phone and only has a superficial idea of what they look like.
I didn't even notice that because I was too busy being annoyed that the number just appeared right away instead of ticking upward from 1.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I kept trying to figure out what Rochester had to do with it.
“Rochester” is a new euphemism for that to me too…
Think of a different word for "cock". Now spell it out using the fucked-up spelling patterns for British place names à la Gloucester, Worcester etc.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wouldn't that be based on MMMMLXXIV responses?
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I agree. I think we should gong low-quality posts.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wouldn't that be based on MMMMLXXIV responses?
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wouldn't that be based on MMMMLXXIV responses?
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SMH.
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@bb36e IDGI
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INB4 Oracle
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From Wumo: 2019-05-17
Filed under: The real joke is that nobody would be paying attention anyway, Unless you count San Marino
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e IDGI
Pictured is a trampoline, a device incorporating a cloth suspended around a frame using springs to keep it taught. Typically used to jump on.
Now imagine your fingers are legs, and tapping on the screen (yes, many assumptions are made) where this picture resides.
Also referenced (I believe) is the layout of "clicker" games, in which the goal of the game is to rapidly click on a button.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e IDGI
Pictured is a trampoline, a device incorporating a cloth suspended around a frame using springs to keep it taught. Typically used to jump on.
Now imagine your fingers are legs, and tapping on the screen (yes, many assumptions are made) where this picture resides.
Also referenced (I believe) is the layout of "clicker" games, in which the goal of the game is to rapidly click on a button.Who said our funny stuff couldn't be subtle.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e IDGI
Pictured is a trampoline, a device incorporating a cloth suspended around a frame using springs to keep it taught. Typically used to jump on.
Now imagine your fingers are legs, and tapping on the screen (yes, many assumptions are made) where this picture resides.
Also referenced (I believe) is the layout of "clicker" games, in which the goal of the game is to rapidly click on a button.Who said our funny stuff couldn't be subtle.
So subtle you can't even unsee it?
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@bb36e I'm not going anywhere near that as long as there isn't a stand to put it in.
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@topspin I don't know what evilution is, so I can give no opinion on its truthfullnes. Evolution, however, is as certain as science can be.
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@PleegWat INB4 dinosaur bible thread.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin I don't know what evilution is
Mission pack for Doom, duh.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
From the same gallery:
https://i.imgur.com/W1kzWTY.jpg
Later that day, she got jealous when he used the stethoscope on another girl's monitor.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
From the same gallery:
https://i.imgur.com/W1kzWTY.jpg
Later that day, she got jealous when he used the stethoscope on another girl's monitor.
And subsequently divorced him when the other girl got pregnant?
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@Tsaukpaetra The second half of this video shows a little better what happened:
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@JBert Apparently the guy who kicked him broke his leg doing it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZMGgJpK8M
Followed up by
FTFY. The second embed just showed white for me.
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