The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Time to go redeem all those promises people carelessly made.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is why I don't do reaction videos. I don't typically verbalize while watching movies or playing games.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Requires Javascript. And a few other things...
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@PJH Their cookie policy link doesn't actually work.
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@ChaosTheEternal said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What's wrong with a bbq grill? It goes very nicely with the back lawn.
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When your dog's tracking function can't tell which direction you're in because you're in a vehicle...
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@DogsB Someone else had too much time:
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Anyone from Seattle care to comment?
(Edit: time elapsed between the two tweets: only 4 minutes‽)
Source: @mcclure111
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think he means Scrum. Kanban for example, doesn't have story points to begin with. On the other hand, Scrum doesn't even start off great unless you don't take it too seriously.
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@jinpa
Look, man, just go eat your Krispy Kremes and let us make fun of Agile(tm) in peace
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
go eat your Krispy Kremes and let us make fun of Agile(tm) in peace
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa
Look, man, just go eat your Krispy Kremes and let us make fun of Agile(tm) in peaceHmm. How did you know I had Krispy Kremes today?
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa
Look, man, just go eat your Krispy Kremes and let us make fun of Agile(tm) in peaceHmm. How did you know I had Krispy Kremes today?
Wipe your face and brush off your shirt. Everyone knows.
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@DCoder said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anyone from Seattle care to comment?
(Edit: time elapsed between the two tweets: only 4 minutes‽)
Source: @mcclure111
Seattle is known for being somewhere you go to get it chopped. One of those clinics could presumably hook you up with some pre-owned hardware.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf @raceprouk ...do either of you realize that they have machines that you can put in your house and literally just push a button and black coffee comes out?
(okay, they also require you to put coffee grounds and water in...)
No-Doz and tap water is the most efficient solution.
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@Tsaukpaetra The funniest part of that picture isn't that they exploded, but that they froze afterwards.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they froze afterwards.
They froze first, that's what made them explode
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@DoctorJones
Seems suspect. The one on the right should have at least two more/* TODO */
s and a/* REALLY FREAKING DO THIS */
after it...
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@boomzilla where's client need?
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla where's client need?
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@boomzilla Could also be replaced by:
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
they froze afterwards.
They froze first, that's what made them explode
You're both right. They were in the process of freezing when they exploded. Freezing doesn't happen instantly, although partially-frozen/partially-slushy liquid spraying through freezing air probably accelerated the freezing process a little.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
More like gayming keyboards, am I right?
Okay, okay, I'll see myself out.
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@DCoder said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anyone from Seattle care to comment?
I now have this mental image that Blakey was the one who told off Louis CK.
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@DCoder said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anyone from Seattle care to comment?
I'm not sure where that part of town is, but when I lived in the area, I didn't go there.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jinpa
Look, man, just go eat your Krispy Kremes and let us make fun of Agile(tm) in peaceI never thought Krispy Kremes were anything special (but I never had them fresh), but now that I can't eat them at all, I'd give a lot to have one (but not my intestine, which is what it would cost me)
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
put in your house ... and black coffee comes out?
That sounds like very expensive coffee.
It might taste better than the normal stuff, though.
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@DoctorJones Who gave you access to our code base?!?!?!?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I never thought Krispy Kremes were anything special
I like the doughnut part, but there's just way too much sugar on them.