The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I assume a rhyme generator in English needs to go through some sort of phonetic representation of words.
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And, yes, there really are people like that out there. When I was still at school, someone from my class had to deal with
cos(x)/x
and decided to simplify the equation by cancellingx
.My maths teacher reacted to this solution by walking to the window and looking outside for five minutes straight. No one spoke a word.
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@rhywden Do you know what taking the piss is when you don't know?. Fuck me @Rhywden you are a humourless cunt.
This person was taking the piss for a laugh because he didn't study enough.
You are a special sort of cunt.
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I'm not quite sure if this one's not better suited for the Bad Jokes thread.
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@rhywden It is best kept to your furry german scat porn collection.
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@bb36e According to the Guardian, this ruling is final and cannot be appealed.
Kafka would have a field day.
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@rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And, yes, there really are people like that out there. When I was still at school, someone from my class had to deal with
cos(x)/x
and decided to simplify the equation by cancellingx
.My maths teacher reacted to this solution by walking to the window and looking outside for five minutes straight. No one spoke a word.
Simplifying fractions made easy:
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@rhywden Wait, how exactly do you solve an equation with three variables that can't be simplified?
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@ben_lubar Some constants might've been defined a little bit higher up, above where the image was cut off…
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck me @Rhywden you are a humourless cunt.
YMBNH.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck me @Rhywden you are a humourless cunt.
YMBNH.
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@boner The Why I don't need Feminism thread is
Because seriously, that's pretty darn sexist. True and valid, but sexist.
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@benjamin-hall It's valid because the most common form of color-blindness (which I happen to have) is genetically sex-linked, which means that there's color combinations out there that look horrible to women and unaffected men, but just fine to those with the gene. This sign constitutes a (oversimplified, admittedly) attempt to prevent those who can't see what's wrong with such combinations from inflicting them on everyone else.
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@boner Wait, what do gay married men do if they want to select colors?
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@ben_lubar
Just ask one of their interior designor friends
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Mike Pence is apparently going to release a book about his rabbit.
Here's a better book about Mike Pence's rabbit.
Or if you'd prefer, https://www.focusonthefurmily.com/
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall It's valid because the most common form of color-blindness (which I happen to have) is genetically sex-linked, which means that there's color combinations out there that look horrible to women and unaffected men, but just fine to those with the gene. This sign constitutes a (oversimplified, admittedly) attempt to prevent those who can't see what's wrong with such combinations from inflicting them on everyone else.
There's a particular kind of color in the blue-purple spectrum — let's call it dark lavender — that I see differently depending on which eyes I have open.
To one of my eyes it looks blue, to the other it is much more purple.
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@da-doctah Well and true, but you're reading to much into the joke. IMO, it's more of a reference to this:
Which is also "sexist" and 100% true.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-doctah Well and true, but you're reading to much into the joke. IMO, it's more of a reference to this:
Which is also "sexist" and 100% true.
TIL I learned I am closer to being a man than a woman.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-doctah Well and true, but you're reading to much into the joke. IMO, it's more of a reference to this:
Which is also "sexist" and 100% true.
That Seam Foam looks more blue than green to me.
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I think we can all agree, however, that Newton was talking out of his ass when he claimed there was a separate color in the rainbow called "indigo".
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@da-doctah He was just looking out for his buddy Roy G. Biv
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think we can all agree, however, that Newton was talking out of his ass when he claimed there was a separate color in the rainbow called "indigo".
Fun fact: he wanted there to be seven colours because he was massively into magical thinking and mysticism. 7 was a magic number so obviously there must be seven colours in the rainbow.
If only he'd been able to see Octarine
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If only he'd been able to see Octarine
If he had, he'd also have known 8 was the magic number, and we'd still have been stranded with two shades of purple.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boner Wait, what do gay married men do if they want to select colors?
Toss over it.
Thank you, thank you; I'll be here all week...
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@lucas1 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a special sort of cunt
Filed under: Awesome signature ideas, potential album names, definitely my epitaph
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-doctah Well and true, but you're reading to much into the joke. IMO, it's more of a reference to this:
Which is also "sexist" and 100% true.
TIL I learned I am closer to being a man than a woman.
is
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@polygeekery I have survived several winters, some of them severe, despite occasionally having pineapple on my pizzas. Suck on that, young woman! And I can also add that I have also had pizzas with bananas, in combination with the pineapples! I have even had pineapple on hamburgers! (Although last time I had that I was told by the chef that that hamburger was going off the menu in the next revision due to lack of popularity.)
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@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have survived several winters
some of them severe
despite occasionally having pineapple on my pizzas
Suck on that, young woman!
And I can also add that I have also had pizzas with bananas
in combination with the pineapples!
Sounds good though.I have even had pineapple on hamburgers!
I also routinely eat chicken+pineapple+curry grilled sandwiches and they are quite tasty.
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For those in the know...
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@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Suck on that, young woman!
I heard it makes your product sweeter, so I bet she'd gladly do it!
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@zecc A commonly available pizza in Sweden is chicken, pineapple, banana and curry. Quite nice!
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I became acquainted with the pineapple+curry(+chicken) only months ago. Apparently it's a thing. A quite delicious thing.
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