The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That is a remarkable dog. With mine, the hot dog would not have lasted long enough to make that 5 second video.
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@hardwaregeek it's possible that the hot dog in that video is a chew toy, not food.
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@ben_lubar I didn't think of that; it's possible, I guess, but it's remarkably realistic looking. If it's a chew toy, it's still quite different than how my dogs would treat it; they would simply ignore it unless it's a soft fabric animal, in which case they would mostly ignore it unless there's a human pulling on the other end of it.
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@pjh My eyes see "bonking", my brain sees "boinking"
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are times when I think that that's definitely my orientation…
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It is named after the village of Fucking in Austria; hell is the German word for 'pale' and a typical description of this kind of beer.
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Speaking of beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRHtiK8JNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTYB13tZeA
Fun Fact: The song is sung by radio personality Anthony Cumia
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Ken M is the pinnacle of human evolution.
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@pie_flavor My favorite part is that the pizza does, in fact, have some kind of green object on it.
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@boomzilla Oh. My. GOD.
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@boomzilla Wendy's seems to be pretty good at this "roasting" thing...
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
JavaScript: improving your browsing experience as always.
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Gnome Recipes can do that, but you have to manually enable the feature with dconf and it's not supported (calculates energy in joules and only supported output is as a debug message in the terminal). Also it displays things like vitamin C as C6H8O6.
Desktop Linux, how I love thee...
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Move over fa-spin!
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@bb36e
Fine, i'll get my own saucehttps://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/7zxubj/all_i_wanted_was_a_cooking_recipe_app/dusgri3/
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@jarry TRWTF is a recipe that includes vitamin C as an ingredient.
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The firetruck at our local station is number 404. We refer to it as "Firetruck Not Found."
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@el_heffe My future wife.
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@el_heffe She won't be able to claim alcoholism on my part as a reason for divorce with a clip like that.
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@lucas1 TBH honest that chick has probably seen more dicks than an Urinal.
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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing a condom when he was shot by the woman's husband.
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved: winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.
Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels.
Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods' DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes." Turns out it's about golf.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
V
edit: it seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
Or you tried taking two much control....
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I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out my parents weren't even related.
Do you know how to avoid clickbait?
Obviously not.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The firetruck at our local station is number 404. We refer to it as "Firetruck Not Found."
Pet peeve: people putting a word between "404" and "not found". It's just "404 Not Found". You don't say "200 Webpage OK"
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You don't say "200 Webpage OK"
Hold on, making a note here, "Adjust debug logging for http requests in the game."...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You don't say "200 Webpage OK"
Hold on, making a note here, "Adjust debug logging for http requests in the game."...
100 Please Continue
500 Internal Server OK
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
V
edit: it seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
Since you've posted "V" and not "v", have you perhaps pressed Shift or Caps Lock instead of Ctrl?
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@zecc what?
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@pie_flavor Those who cannot get the clue are doomed to repeat it.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pet peeve: people putting a word between "404" and "not found". It's just "404 Not Found". You don't say "200 Webpage OK"
The non-numeric part of that message is purely informative. Hack your webserver and you can say “200 Webpage OK” with a reasonable expectation of the other end still working…
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
FWIW, the Roman year began with March. That's why (together with calendrical drift) a number of countries still use a date in April for the start of the financial year.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pet peeve: people putting a word between "404" and "not found". It's just "404 Not Found". You don't say "200 Webpage OK"
The non-numeric part of that message is purely informative. Hack your webserver and you can say “200 Webpage OK” with a reasonable expectation of the other end still working…
Yes, but the non-numeric part of the message doesn't even exist in HTTP/2 as far as I know. Plus, "Not Found" is defined in the standard as the default description for 404.