The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Win+Ctrl+Alt+Shift+A
And they said Emacs had ridiculous shortcuts.
See above comment about “the Office key” but that’s also the same comment about ridiculous shortcuts.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I must say that back in the nineties when I may, or may not, have been doing black hat things, getting access to systems was as easy as knowing an IP address and having telnet.
Easier. A colleague at that time told me how he enjoyed WiFi surfing. Park your car next to a building of a company, switch your notebook on, and just connect to WiFi...
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Win+Ctrl+Alt+Shift+A
And they said Emacs had ridiculous shortcuts.
Emacs just strings several of those together to do "something".
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Easier. A colleague at that time told me how he enjoyed WiFi surfing. Park your car next to a building of a company, switch your notebook on, and just connect to WiFi...
That's a funny way to spell "wardriving".
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There are words you don't use in polite company.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are words you don't use in polite company.
No reason not to use them here, though.
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replace the default icon for .exe(cutable) with a little guillotine.
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@dcon Does it mean they cannot replace a boner?
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
replace the default icon for .exe(cutable) with a little guillotine.
Chief Executee
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It's a good thing Windows doesn't run on pianos. You'd get things like keys playing the wrong notes, because the latest auto-update changed the keyboard layout.
(: Don't waste your time looking for an electric piano running Windows. I'm talking about acoustic instruments here.)
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@Zerosquare Press to open Task Conductor
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a good thing Windows doesn't run on pianos. You'd get things like keys playing the wrong notes, because the latest auto-update changed the keyboard layout.
(: Don't waste your time looking for an electric piano running Windows. I'm talking about acoustic instruments here.)
But if electric pianos ran on Windows that is exactly what would happen. Fortunately they don’t.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zerosquare Press to open Task Conductor
And the shortcut for LinkedIn would sound like this:
https://youtu.be/k_FFo9EG06g?t=134
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E_INVALID_NOTATION
The lowest note in the chord appears to be middle C; that would make the chord an Am sus4, I think. However, if it's supposed to be a C, it needs to have a ledger line through the note head to indicate it's on the imaginary line below the visible lines of the staff. Alternatively, if it doesn't have a ledger line, the note head should be touching the bottom line of the staff, making it a D, resulting in a D "power chord" (a D chord with the third omitted, making it neither major nor minor).
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E_INVALID_NOTATION
The lowest note in the chord appears to be middle C
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
E_INVALID_NOTATION
The lowest note in the chord appears to be middle C; that would make the chord an Am sus4, I think. However, if it's supposed to be a C, it needs to have a ledger line through the note head to indicate it's on the imaginary line below the visible lines of the staff. Alternatively, if it doesn't have a ledger line, the note head should be touching the bottom line of the staff, making it a D, resulting in a D "power chord" (a D chord with the third omitted, making it neither major nor minor).
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@topspin TLDR:
Am sus
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@HardwareGeek it absolutely can fix it if you use enough of it.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not just any sandwiches! Quizno's fuckin' sandwiches!
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@Tsaukpaetra Quizno's? The guys responsible for this iconic ad?
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek it absolutely can fix it if you use enough of it.
Mythbusters did show that it works to fix stupid.
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He's eating lunch. What's your fucking problem?
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ALCOHOL!
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@Gern_Blaanston profile pic checks out.