The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Ya wanna git yer water boiling
If she'd gotten her water boiling, maybe she'd have been successful in adding her lasagna noodles.
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@hardwaregeek It's all
GreekRoman to me.
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@topspin Unless he's sitting on top of a mountain, as the picture taker I'd suggest he aim a little higher...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Wpc9s35ZY
I know it's from 2016.
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@polygeekery That's what I'd do. If the threat's real there's not much point panicing anyway, might as well have one last meal.
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Man they were not kidding about Lance Armstrong being on drugs
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@doctorjones Bad editing. That would have worked well as a loop...
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones Bad editing. That would have worked well as a loop...
I'm 99% sure I've seen a version like that, probably on reddit.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@doctorjones Bad editing. That would have worked well as a loop...
I'm 99% sure I've seen a version like that, probably on reddit.
I think it's somewhere here too.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Rise of the Silver Steamer: The coming of Gabelactus
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way.
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
For that matter () there isn't any star that isn't exerting gravitational force on us
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
For that matter () there isn't any star that isn't exerting gravitational force on us
The vast majority of stars aren't exerting enough gravitational force on you to affect your life in any meaningful way, though.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
For that matter () there isn't any star that isn't exerting gravitational force on us
The vast majority of stars aren't exerting enough gravitational force on you to affect your life in any meaningful way, though.
That's all of the stars, for those who aren't right next to an ocean... and the moon's gravity causes a bigger effect on it than the sun's does anyway.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
For that matter () there isn't any star that isn't exerting gravitational force on us
The vast majority of stars aren't exerting enough gravitational force on you to affect your life in any meaningful way, though.
That's all of the stars, for those who aren't right next to an ocean... and the moon's gravity causes a bigger effect on it than the sun's does anyway.
The sun's gravity is preventing the earth from rocketing off into space. I'd say that's a pretty big effect.
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Sun pulled me off bed this morning.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
For that matter () there isn't any star that isn't exerting gravitational force on us
The vast majority of stars aren't exerting enough gravitational force on you to affect your life in any meaningful way, though.
The most meaningful ways that the sun's gravity affects us are in compressing hydrogen to the point where it undergoes sustainable fusion, and in keeping the Earth at about the right distance away from that reaction.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
For that matter () there isn't any star that isn't exerting gravitational force on us
The vast majority of stars aren't exerting enough gravitational force on you to affect your life in any meaningful way, though.
The most meaningful ways that the sun's gravity affects us are in compressing hydrogen to the point where it undergoes sustainable fusion, and in keeping the Earth at about the right distance away from that reaction.
Yeah, but what has it done for me lately?
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Must be a nightmare to sing happy birthday to her.
Or if she became an honorary Chuckle Brother...
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Must be a nightmare to sing happy birthday to her.
Or if she became an honorary Chuckle Brother...
I have no idea what that is or why it is relevant. Is that a limey thing that Yankees don't get?
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have no idea what that is or why it is relevant. Is that a limey thing that Yankees don't get?
Yup. Two brothers, who were kids TV presenters. Catchphrase: "To me," "To you."
Here - kill some brain cells:
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the
SunOracle and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.FTFY
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If you're not affected by the gravity of the Sun and the contents of the Earth's atmosphere, please let me know how you accomplished that.
For that matter () there isn't any star that isn't exerting gravitational force on us
The vast majority of stars aren't exerting enough gravitational force on you to affect your life in any meaningful way, though.
The most meaningful ways that the sun's gravity affects us are in compressing hydrogen to the point where it undergoes sustainable fusion, and in keeping the Earth at about the right distance away from that reaction.
Yeah, but what has it done for me lately?
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@el_heffe what are the chances of your burger's meat disc suddenly teleporting into the garbage can without warning?
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The Pot of Gold is real
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@el_heffe
I don't understand why that Rent-A-Center at the end of the rainbow is considered a pot of gold
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When I was young, I told a friend that I went to the park and touched a dick for the first time.
It was then that I wished that "u" and "i" where not next to each other on the keyboard.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why, exactly, does Twitter put a "this post could contain sensitive material" spoiler on this?!