The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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The article itself is yet another global warming bore, but the headline is good:
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I feel ya...
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You keep using that misspelled, there's a U in it word, I do no think it means what you think it means.
He's saving it in case it's necessary somewhere else.
[spoiler]it probably won't be, though. I have a pile of 'em in a ditch out back, myself.[/spoiler]
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And what if it was both the women and the men, wise guy? Huh?
It would still be los because cisgender heteronormative fascism.
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but the fun one is that if you include the word 'sex'
Up until that point I was going to flag you for Airplane-style "but that's not important right now" pendantry.
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We checked--it doesn't work for you.
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filed under: not censored. that's literally what i typod
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That is one patient cat.
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I bet I could do this to one of my mom's cats. This cat just love attention and doesn't care what form that attention comes in.
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if you include the word 'sex' in a request, it's almost guaranteed to be refused
The dating advice thread is
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Only temporarily. It was http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/ask-the-entrepreneurs-geeks-for-farting-be-advised/7089
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Only temporarily. It was http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/ask-the-entrepreneurs-geeks-for-farting-be-advised/7089
I was the OP. I don't cry about off-topic banter. You can continue the discussion there if you wish. The only posts that I asked to be moved was simply because I thought they would get the traffic they deserve somewhere else, and I did not throw a hissy fit about it. ;)
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I did not throw a hissy fit about it.
THAT'S STUPID AND YOU'RE STUPID.
Are we done with this yet?
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Filed under: Food porn
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Filed under: Thug life, something quite atrocious
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If Facebook existed in 1995...
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That's such a niche joke, I fucking love it! :-)
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The article itself is yet another global warming bore, but the headline is good:
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"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."
Quote from the Space Engineers loading screen.
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Found this on my desk today. (i'm the "buddy" for a new hire that started today)
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I always have the feeling that they are missing at least one screw
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this one came with missing instructions (pages 4 through 7)
no, literally, the buddy handbook has pages 1, 2, 3, 8, 9 and 10
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buddy handbook
You have a...buddy handbook...at your workplace? Is this a thing I have just never been exposed to? Is it more commonplace than I think? Or do you work at Disney or something?
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I'm still trying to understand WTF this means:
i'm the "buddy" for a new hire that started today
So it is possible that they are using that term for something that would take a handbook, but I've no idea what it could be.
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it's not a handbook per se.
HR calls it, but all it really is a couple of pages of things that the "buddy" needs to make sure the new guy knows about.
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yeah i don't get HR.....
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I am assuming it is like a "buddy system" to make new hires feel at home and help them get acclimated as part of the onboarding process.
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to make new hires feel at home and help them get acclimated
Whatever the HR meeting of "sign these forms on first day" is called and your supervisor doing something like "here is your login to source control, look over this project first" doesn't seem like it needs a name.
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Whatever the HR meeting of "sign these forms on first day" is called and your supervisor doing something like "here is your login to source control, look over this project first" doesn't seem like it needs a name.
Onboarding should be a little bit more advanced than that, but should not go so far as to have a buddy system.
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I didn't understand what I just watched, but I laughed.
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If you don't onboard your hires you'll never synergise their core competencies
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If you don't onboard your hires you'll never synergise their core competencies
BINGO!
Thanks! I just needed 'synergise' and now my card is full.
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Filed under: One for @boomzilla
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I used to have one of those for keeping the cats away from my back window.
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They use full-auto electric Airsoft guns for that these days.