The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Yeah...you'd think they could at least use NATO, which was actually created to be able to prevent wars.
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It that "thin ice" literal or metaphorical?
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It that "thin ice" literal or metaphorical?
Metaphorical. Real thin ice would be too dangerous to race on. However, the pun was too good for the journalist/sub-editor to pass it up.
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However, the pun was too good for the journalist/sub-editor to pass it up.
Yes, they could've been in the skids if they'd let the chance to use that pun melt away.
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Subliminal advertising
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why were Skrillex's logarithms constantly off by a constant factor?
he kept dropping the base
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Image was for some reason broken, rebaking fixed it.
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New home security system....
I have stopped my home alarm service.........................I've dropped out of Neighborhood Watch. I've put up a Pakistani flag in one corner of the front yard and an Iraqi flag in the other corner. In the center of the front yard, I've raised the black flag of ISIS.
I'm being watched 24/7 by the local police, the sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service and Homeland Security. I have NEVER felt safer...and...I'm saving $49.95 each month!
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I predict a "random" full cavity search next time you fily
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Why are you writing so many ellipses?
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I don't know, you'd have to ask whoever wrote it.
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You mean you didn't write it?
Huh.
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I guess so many people steal jokes without attribution now, we're supposed to just assume anything slightly clever is stolen.
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"As a mortician, I like to tie dead people's shoelaces together, because if there's ever a zombie apocalypse it will be hilarious."
- Some guy who stole from some other guy
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"As a mortician, I like to tie dead people's shoelaces together, because if there's ever a zombie apocalypse it will be hilarious."
- Some guy who stole from some other guy
- Michael Scott
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Why are you writing so many ellipses?
They're not ellipses, they're just normal periods. (You can tell if you try to select one.) Ellipses would look like this:
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Rather than this:
@mott555 said:.............
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next time you fily
.... what exactly is @mott555 supposed to be doing with that young lady horse?
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I always manually build ellipses out of dots.
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I always manually build ellipses out of dots.
I whittle them from wood.
Filed under: Take that, you "one-upper".
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If we gave you "horizontal line", "vertical line" and "curve", then I suppose you could get by without most of the alphabetic characters as well?
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I squeeze a goat and ellipses drop out of the back end. Sort of like an icing applicator.
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Nah, I'm just too lazy to remember to hit Alt Gr..
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I guess so many people steal jokes without attribution now, we're supposed to just assume anything slightly clever is stolen.
Screw that. I came up with "someday I want to visit the Great Wall of China so I can see if the moon is visible from there" and I expect to be paid proper royalties whenever one of you clowns uses it.
I also claim copyright on "a pessimist sees the glass as half empty; an optometrist asks if you see the glass more full like this? or like this?" on "you've obviously given this matter a great deal of whatever the opposite of thought is" and on "I wonder if Rich Little and Little Richard ever get each other's fan mail by mistake", so watch yourself.
I do accept PayPal.
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Sorry I can only pay in dogecoin.
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At least you don't think it looks like an embryo...
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Well...it also looks like a sex toy for furries. Is that better or worse than an embryo?
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It's our name for the right Alt key.
Also called in the new keyboards that don't exist yet.
http://www.pentzlin.com/ErweiterungDeutscheTastatur2.pdf
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Yeah...you'd think they could at least use NATO, which was actually created to be able to prevent wars.
UNIT originally stood for United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. The new series retconned it for some reason. I don't think original-series UNIT was actually supposed to be, strictly speaking, an army, but more like an intelligence service, sort of like a worldwide CIA with its own police force/mini-army.
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Right alt+. does absolutely nothing on my dhromebook.
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people steal jokes now
Idk, I never assumed that any of the jokes I heard growing up had been invented by the person telling them.
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Ooh, ooh, my Windows tablet has an Alt Car key on the right-hand side. I guess that's because it's Canadian!
(I mean "Car" is a bit of a strange abbreviation for "Canada", but it makes sense if "Gr" is acceptable for "Germany"—it must be some strange ISO system I'm not fully aware of...)
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Alt Gr = Alternate (Graphics)
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I'm fairly sure its Alt Gr → Alt key (Germany).This was on a German keyboard.
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AltGr (also Alt Graph, Alt Graphic, Alt Graphics, Alt Grill, Alt Car, Alt Char, or Right Alt)
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I think I hear a whooshing sound.
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More the headline really than the story itself..
###Cork paramedics use Google Translate while delivering Congolese baby by roadside
Baby: Goo-goo, ga-ga
Paramedic: No - you can't go back in there...
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My son just sent this to me.
http://i.imgur.com/hXvANaX.jpg
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He's achieved the gold standard of trolling
Filed under:
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Filed under:
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Also, what does the front bumper have to be insecure about? Does it think it's fat or something?
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Does it think it's fat or something?
If it looks like the owner who looks like susan boyle ...
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