The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername And not one mention of Bakunawa. At least he's easy to deal with: just go outside and bang pots and pans to scare him off ;)
TIL. That's awesome, eclipses get their own dragon
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@boner that was much funnier when I turned the sound on.
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@anotherusername
Flagged for doxxing @Polygeekery
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
English is too complex to generalise and even somewhat specific generalised rules have exceptions
English uses an entirely rule-based spelling system. Usually it uses one rule per word…
Unless you define a word by spelling. Then we can have multiple rules per word. fly and fly.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
English is too complex to generalise and even somewhat specific generalised rules have exceptions
English uses an entirely rule-based spelling system. Usually it uses one rule per word…
Unless you define a word by spelling. Then we can have multiple rules per word. fly and fly.
And fly.
Fly, fly fly!
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@dreikin Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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@blek James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher ;)
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@dreikin Works fine for me
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's fixed now. I guess you typo'd it, but mine error'd before you fixed it?
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@dreikin I didn't edit the post at all.
The only possible explanation for this is that we're not actually talking on a web forum in the usual sense. Instead, any post we send goes to a mailserver and is eventually printed out somewhere at Inedo's basement, where a group of people who are both very fast typers and are also chained to the wall mark the post up as HTML and add it to what looks like a forum but is basically a completely static website. Now one of them made a typo, and will probably be whipped for his transgression.
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dreikin I didn't edit the post at all.
The only possible explanation for this is that we're not actually talking on a web forum in the usual sense. Instead, any post we send goes to a mailserver and is eventually printed out somewhere at Inedo's basement, where a group of people who are both very fast typers and are also chained to the wall mark the post up as HTML and add it to what looks like a forum but is basically a completely static website. Now one of them made a typo, and will probably be whipped for his transgression.
Sounds cromulent.
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@mikael_svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
queue
This is an exception. I like this word.
Because it starts with a q and the vowels repeat, it isn't too hard to remember the u comes first.
Plus, I thinq q is an entirely underused letter liqe to add gratuitous qs to words.
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@karla Qast a qite from a qompact qanue qarried by a Qashqai.
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Yeah, I think I'll stick with normal spelling :P
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Qast a qite from a qompact qanue qarried by a Qashqai.
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Yeah, I think I'll stick with normal spelling :P
Yeah, probably best.
Even better, I'm sure I've posted elsewhere is to write sentences with a very high density of qs.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Qast a qite from a qompact qanue qarried by a Qashqai.
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Yeah, I think I'll stick with normal spelling :P
Yeah, probably best.
Even better, I'm sure I've posted elsewhere is to write sentences with a very high density of qs.
Quarrelously questing quail queens quiveringly quack, quickly, quietly quenching queer questions queasily quilled.
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@dreikin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Qast a qite from a qompact qanue qarried by a Qashqai.
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Yeah, I think I'll stick with normal spelling :P
Yeah, probably best.
Even better, I'm sure I've posted elsewhere is to write sentences with a very high density of qs.
Quarrelously questing quail queens quiveringly quack, quickly, quitely quenching queer questions queasily quilled.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boner that was much funnier when I turned the sound on.
I dismuted my device and still don't know what's going on. Best I can tell is someone is narrating with distortion effects? A really bad TTS voice his would make!
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why is it not flattering that he's staring at her twin?
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My fallout 4 interpretation of Rick and Morty Rick.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why is it not flattering that he's staring at her twin?
Many women get upset if you look at another woman like that. It seems to be even worse if the other woman is her sister.
Or so I've heard.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How many times...
HEY MORONS! Domesticated cows that are used for milk production will literally DIE if you don't milk them daily in the periods where they don't have a calf! They get utter infection and die a horrible death!
What you're saying here is you want all the selectively bred breeds to die. If that's your argument, okay, make that argument, but this bullshit you're spouting is highly fucking indicative of your lack of knowledge about those animals you care so much about.
Source: my family used to own cows like these. We always had to make arrangements for someone to milk them if we all wanted to go away on a vacation or something.
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Source: my family used to own cows like these. We always had to make arrangements for someone to milk them if we all wanted to go away on a vacation or something.
Oh, you weren't able to get the automated AI-assisted milker system? They're so expensive but worth it!
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
GODDAMNIT @Karla ! Stop messing with the cookbooks!
Filed under: Would you call that "cooking the cookbooks"?
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
GODDAMNIT @Karla ! Stop messing with the cookbooks!
Filed under: Would you call that "cooking the cookbooks"?
Fairly sure it would taste better with the cement.
Evil soap-weed.
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They get utter infection and die a horrible death!
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@pjh If the infection is fatal, I see how one could call it an utter infection.
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They get utter infection and die a horrible death!
Fuck your language and its spelling, TBQH.
Also, on topic:
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Well, PETA ended dog racing, and subsequently had to euthanize a bunch of racing dogs. People who have justice on the mind, tend to not think things through.
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The only possible explanation for this is
that we're not actually talking on a web forum in the usual sense. Instead, any post we send goes to a mailserver and is eventually printed out somewhere at Inedo's basement, where a group of people who are both very fast typers and are also chained to the wall mark the post up as HTML and add it to what looks like a forum but is basically a completely static website. Now one of them made a typo, and will probably be whipped for his transgressionjavascript.
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@mikael_svahnberg said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Am disapoint. Was expecting the caption to be "Gollum riding in seat 12a in search of his precious"
"Gollum practising yoga"
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@pjh
The only sensible thing to do is to push that shit back with your elbow, it isn't called an armrest for nothing.
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
GODDAMNIT @Karla ! Stop messing with the cookbooks!
Filed under: Would you call that "cooking the cookbooks"?
Fucking hell, they caught me.
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
GODDAMNIT @Karla ! Stop messing with the cookbooks!
Filed under: Would you call that "cooking the cookbooks"?
Fairly sure it would taste better with the cement.
Evil soap-weed.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh
The only sensible thing to do is to push that shit back with your elbow, it isn't called an armrest for nothing.I aint touching some stranger's nasty foot with any part of my body. I'm gonna slam that armrest back up.