The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Context: clickhole = The Onion × BuzzFeed
http://www.clickhole.com/article/internet-win-wikipedia-page-racism-getting-absolut-2934
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@heterodox couchsurfing is way more creepy than Uber or Lyft.
Of course I am talking about the services they provide and not their corporate culture...
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@heterodox couchsurfing is way more creepy than Uber or Lyft.
Of course I am talking about the services they provide and not their corporate culture...
I've never been able to use Uber, Lyft, Ride or anything like that. Getting in a stranger's car has always been creepy to me; at least with a taxi there's some form of "governmental/regulatory structure" around it or something like that. Maybe I'm just old.
But I suspect at this point we're detracting from the "funny stuff" topic.
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@pjh yeah - that onebox doesn't do it justice..
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@obeselymorbid So … where has @Lorne-Kates been staying over summer?
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid So … where has @Lorne-Kates been staying over summer?
Except for the airbnb, where you have to remove your own dead whores, or risk getting a negative review.
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@yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Humans at a terminal.
Maybe they should use an IDE that understands the format. If one existed. Which it probably doesn't, because open source garbage.
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I went on Amazon to get some 3.5" floppies (some of our manufacturing equipment uses them) and found some with a bad review. Hard to format after all this time maybe, so I went for a look at the review and found this gem:
0 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Crap can't even put one video on it, 22 Mar. 2017
By Mr. L. C. EmmottVerified Purchase(What is this?)
This review is from: MediaRange MR200 Floppy Floppy Disc (1,4MB, Pack of 10) (Accessory)Crap the lack of space on a floppy makes it impossible to even copy a video on them or a picture without it saying you need more space
Ok good item but it's very low on space I can't put any videos on it without it saying you need 60 gb on it
I thought this would do for my videos or pictures but that is not the case here you better off with a Sandisc
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I thought it might be a joke, except his review history shows no other quips and he then goes on to buy a USB harddrive...
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Reviewer said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
the lack of space on a floppy makes it impossible to even copy a video on them or a picture without it saying you need more space
I am insulted! You can put a 30 second video on it just fine, and potentially tens of pictures too!
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and potentially tens of pictures too!
But only if you crank that jpeg compression to 11!
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and potentially tens of pictures too!
But only if you crank that jpeg compression to 11!
I never made any claims on the quality!
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've never been able to use Uber, Lyft, Ride or anything like that. Getting in a stranger's car has always been creepy to me; at least with a taxi there's some form of "governmental/regulatory structure" around it or something like that. Maybe I'm just old.
You just like security theater more than you're willing to admit.
@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But I suspect at this point we're detracting from the "funny stuff" topic.
BACK ON TOPIC:
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and potentially tens of pictures too!
But only if you crank that jpeg compression to 11!
Video fits just fine. Everybody loves 1/1024K That one-by-a-half pixel is sharp as anything
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@obeselymorbid I feel like this Twitter post came from some obscure island somewhere.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You just like security theater more than you're willing to admit.
I wouldn't really call anything about taxis security theater; when's the last time you felt secure in a cab? Cabbies are fucking crazy. But I like established social structures and I guess ride-sharing is still just a little too "new" for me.
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@arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid I feel like this Twitter post came from some obscure island somewhere.
Obuscre City?
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@tsaukpaetra German porno inbound
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Context: clickhole = The Onion × BuzzFeed
http://www.clickhole.com/article/internet-win-wikipedia-page-racism-getting-absolut-2934
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/bash-trump-all-you-want-id-see-you-make-it-through-6505
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They ought to rename it after the politicians: Big Bell End.
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@boner shit, did someone think IT Crowd was a documentary?
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@anotherusername And not one mention of Bakunawa. At least he's easy to deal with: just go outside and bang pots and pans to scare him off ;)
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@anotherusername Looks like Welcome to Night Vale-style humor not done as well.
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Apophis? Why does my keyboard know that word but Chrome doesn't?
Stupid Chrome...
Anyways, sounds kinky, but I think I'll leave my soul at home before trying it.
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@masonwheeler Considering that I got a downvote for that joke, I fear we have a butthurt Nazi among us :)
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Welcome to Britain
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Hyrule chickens in real life.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hyrule chickens in real life.
Ugh, ear rape alert next time! I was wearing headphones!
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@bb36e You've gotta watch out for all those dangerous Millennials!
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Ruining the workforce is arguably correct, though.
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Edit: the onebox might be better in @Tsaukpaetra's post below. Or not. It's changing
http://imgur.com/gallery/3aOhy