The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Agree with that last. Objectively speaking I don't believe I'm all that attractive.
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Decided to do one myself:
Name
I'm called little buttercupAge
my age is wrong on tinderLocation
I live aloneNationality
I was born by the riverBody type
I weigh less after a showerI am looking for
I'm looking for you if you're happy now and thenI enjoy
I enjoy being a girl. I like to move it move it. I like to go to the movies in Spanish.My ideal partner would be
A person who is a sensation seeker and highly sensitive. Someone I can talk to. Someone who will do anything for money.My turn ons are
I love it when you cry. I love it when you call me big poppa.My turn offs are
not being able to pee when drunk
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I weigh less after a shower
Ah, a shower pee-er. I hope.
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@anotherusername Hmm...
Name
I'm called little buttercup lyrics (Hello! I'm Little B. Lyrics.)Age
My age is in french (Considering the french number names, completely incomprehensible?)Location
I live in sweden (Hey, it got something right!)Nationality
I was born to love you (Obviously~)Body type
My features form with a change in the weather (Well, parts of my body change somewhat depending on the weather...)I am looking for
I want someone who can dance (Dancing skills are completely irrelevant to me...)I enjoy
I enjoy being alone. I like radio. (Uh, partially correct?)My ideal partner would be
My ideal partner would be able to feel baby. Someone who can give me money. (I worry about that first part. Second could be nice, though!)My turn ons are
I love getting fat. I love it when you're fresh (I don't really want to gain more weight. Rather lose weight due to certain health risk. Also, I don't care about a little dirtiness and sweat.)My turn offs are
I hate records. I hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you ()
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Name
I'm called I'm called little buttercupAge
My age is in spanishLocation
I live in a nameless townNationality
I was born by the riverBody type
My features form with a change in the weatherI am looking for
I want someone to love meI enjoy
I enjoy being a girl. I like turtles.My ideal partner would be <nothing>. Someone who can give me money.
My turn ons are
I love getting high. I love it when you're singing that songMy turn offs are
I hate you i love you. I hate it when you open the fridge and a bear
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Music video of the day is a swedish cover of "Living next door to Alice":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRZ_FmjNNiw
Badly translated
Horrible dialect
Shot on shitteo
Worst of 80's fashion
Video and sound don't sync upEven though I have heard a few bad swedish covers before, this is the first time I've seen a band actually make a music video for it. The song title would translate back to "Is no longer close to Alice". And if you don't understand the lyrics, in the verse sections the video follows the lyrics pretty literally.
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I am this to my kids and my husband:
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am this to my kids and my husband:
FFS iFramely!
Edit: oh, now it looks normal?!?!?!? WTF is going on??!?!???!!??
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@tsaukpaetra TIL you are an 👽 and being found in human form turns you off.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My turn ons are
I love it when you cry. I love it when you call me big poppa.Looks like very specific. Perhaps from your search history?
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra TIL you are an 👽 and being found in human form turns you off.
I'm not an 👽!
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My turn ons are
I love it when you cry. I love it when you call me big poppa.Looks like very specific. Perhaps from your search history?
Nope.
I fired up a private window to find out, and apparently they're song titles/lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sx75b8k9gM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To1uj4ww4Tw
Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra TIL you are an 👽 and being found in human form turns you off.
I'm not an 👽!
I am not expert in 👽 anatomy or self- identification. Are you two 👽 s then? It would make things easier.
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra TIL you are an 👽 and being found in human form turns you off.
I'm not an 👽!
I am not expert in 👽 anatomy or self- identification. Are you two 👽 s then? It would make things easier.
There is only one of us! ;)
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
FFS iFramely!
You don't know how good you've got it.
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Mildly NSFW
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mildly NSFW
Related: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClpII09yeuEiNX1EQ_-6xHw
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@pjh Onyx must have searched for phpspreadshit for that prompt to occur.
No repro anyway though:
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh Onyx must have searched for phpspreadshit for that prompt to occur.
No repro anyway though:
Yes, my addled brain did that, then I reversed it in my head while reading Google's suggestion stuff.
Still, you can laugh at me now. All's well that shits well, yes?
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"And tomorrow, I'll write a Buzzfeed article about it!"
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@cartman82 would have a field day with this:
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@polygeekery Why wonder if Devloper has ever heard of jsonresume.org
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cartman82 would have a field day with this:
What a looser.
I have my CV build system based on yaml, as is right and proper.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cartman82 would have a field day with this:
What a looser.
I have my CV build system based on yaml, as is right and proper.
Hmmm, something else to do while I am procrastinating doing actual work.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hmmm, something else to do while I am procrastinating doing actual work.
CV build system: When WTDWTF just isn't enough.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hmmm, something else to do while I am procrastinating doing actual work.
CV build system: When WTDWTF just isn't enough.
I guess your boss gets real worried if he hears you're updating your CV build system.
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@jbert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I guess your boss gets real worried if he hears you're updating your CV build system.
He should build up his worry gradually, and only get really worried when I build an actual CV using my build system.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I almost forgot. This weekend I saw something similar in real life.
An egg carton saying "Ingredients: chicken eggs."
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@zecc I have a jar of peanut butter that says "warning: may also contain nuts"
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc I have a jar of peanut butter that says "warning: may also contain nuts"
May contain nuts, which peanuts are not, despite their name.
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc I have a jar of peanut butter that says "warning: may also contain nuts"
Well, as everyone knows, peanut aren't nuts, they are legumes.
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@zecc Botanically, yes; culinarily, no.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc Botanically, yes; culinarily, no.
How about allergenicly?
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc Botanically, yes; culinarily, no.
How about allergenicly?
Yes.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc Botanically, yes; culinarily, no.
How about allergenicly?
Yes.
Allergenicaly, they're peanuts. "Legumes" is too broad to be a useful allergen warning...
Tree nuts tend to come in closely-related varieties, which means that people with tree nut allergies are more likely to react to other kinds if they're closely related (though, not necessarily if they aren't):
In particular, though, cross-contamination is a lot more likely between different kinds of tree nuts, or between peanuts and tree nuts, than it is between peanuts and other types of legumes. So someone with a peanut allergy probably doesn't have to worry about soy, and vice versa (unless, of course, it's in peanut butter); there's little chance of cross-contamination between them unless it's done on purpose to make that reduced-fat peanut butter garbage. But someone who's severely allergic to a type of tree nut is probably better to avoid all tree nuts (and possibly peanuts too) since the cross-contamination potential between them is so high. That's why "tree nuts" is an appropriate allergen label, while "legumes" would not be.
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc I have a jar of peanut butter that says "warning: may also contain nuts"
That's because the factory processing the peanuts may also be processing nuts.
It's a cromulent warning if that's the case; nut allergies are different to peanut allergies, and anyone who has one need not have the other.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc Botanically, yes; culinarily, no.
How about allergenicly?
Yes.
Sometimes.
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@raceprouk Your M fell over.