The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@cartman82 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My diving tan lines look just like the programmer's. Unless you're snorkelling in the tropics or only doing one dive a week you're not going to be wearing a shorty.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where is everyone? I see like, six cups on that table and only two people standing around!
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Unless they're dead under their feat...
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@Tsaukpaetra Beer pong, most likely. Whether the others are dead or alive is up to you. ;)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where is everyone? I see like, six cups on that table and only two people standing around!
Look at the shadow.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where is everyone? I see like, six cups on that table and only two people standing around!
Look at the shadow.
Shh! I'm trying to misdirect over here!
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Where is everyone? I see like, six cups on that table and only two people standing around!
Look at the shadow.
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@obeselymorbid How dare they put a symbol that's used as innuendo on condoms?
#BoycottDurex!
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Brexit:
Preemtive:
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@obeselymorbid eggplant flavor? I'm not sure that would be a bonus to very many people...
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Animated GIF's in onebox is evil.
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@obeselymorbid while I don't support this "ADD MOAR EMOJI!!!!" madness... the message is okay. And it was chuckle-worthy.
5 internets to
GryffindorDurex!
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Not sure if self-critical or trying to spell Retired and failing hard.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Um, why does his nephew's car have jizz on it?
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@anotherusername Because that guy who makes love to cars is a pedo?
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repost?
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@xaade Extra points for "snakes" bit.
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GUISE! I FOUND THE NEW DISCOURSE LOGO PROPOSAL!
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If our cars ran on grass, what would we smoke?
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure if self-critical or trying to spell Retired and failing hard.
That (Marine Corp) license plate style requires 5 letters or less.
And you know what? I've seen that exact license plate somewhere here in town, on the street.
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
.... I'm assuming that this is a song and they cut it off just as he actually started singing...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
assuming that this is a song and they cut it off just as he actually started singing
oooh oooh oooooh I get to ruin a joke by explaining it oooh oooh (excited)
...here's the source material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YtgzIQEX-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dC6uJDNf64
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
oooh oooh oooooh I get to ruin a joke by explaining it oooh oooh (excited)
Yay!
Edit: Wtf the order of the videos switched on me!
Edit edit: Nightcore mode of the song is pretty good!
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/r/AskHistorians is sometimes unintentionally funny.
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have .. saw
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@obeselymorbid
The question is - did they meanthat you have previously seen one
or
that you have previously sawed one
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@cabrito
paging
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Never a good thing when your popsicles are more stoned than you are.
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Not exactly funny, but I wasn't sure where else to put this. I also am trying to figure out if it is a touching memorial to a lost love, or just creepy. I mean, I definitely think it is creepy, I'm just not so convinced it is as touching as he means it to be.
https://medium.com/@fireland/my-dead-girlfriends-bot-9dc6a2f55ce3#.txoncmu22
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@ScholRLEA This has been done already. Catch Black Mirror if you can.
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ScholRLEA This has been done already. Catch Black Mirror if you can.
As fiction, sure, but this guy apparently is actually doing it. Admittedly, a chatterbot is far from an AI replica, but...
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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How we teach our train announcers English, apparently. See if you can decrypt it.
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@Maciejasjmj I've been here far too long - I didn't even bat an eye at that!
Although the 'to Lubek' isn't a good note for the guy.
Also, whoever they got for the Warsaw Metro (it doesn't seem to be in every train) sounds like they've never heard English before.
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How we teach our train announcers English, apparently. See if you can decrypt it.
Attempt: "Attention please: The train to Lubekeee???" Error.
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Although the 'to Lubek' isn't a good note for the guy.
To be fair, it is hard to transcribe the constipation sound of ü.
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Error.
break push "via" continue
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@cartman82 to be fair, 70% of the comments on reddit are "hurr durr sex" or "hurr durr penis" jokes. I'm glad we retain a more reasonable 30% here.