⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
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@Karla
So then just substitute "and then the boobs came out" and you're fine. Government is totally cool with sexual organ pics and all...
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla "And then the boobs came out" might be a worse issue.
..... I'm sorry I don't understand.
How can boobs be a bad thing?
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@Perverted_Vixen They could be on a guy.
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@blek Judging by some of the stuff @Perverted_Vixen has posted recently, I don't think that's an issue for her...
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@blek said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen They could be on a guy.
A herm is good too.
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@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@blek said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen They could be on a guy.
A herm is good too.
Man + boobs typically looks more like
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@izzion said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla
So then just substitute "and then the boobs came out" and you're fine. Government is totally cool with sexual organ pics and all...That was my point...boobs are way less bad than murders.
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@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla "And then the boobs came out" might be a worse issue.
..... I'm sorry I don't understand.
How can boobs be a bad thing?
I know right!
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@blek said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen They could be on a guy.
Still not as bad as murders.
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@anonymous234 said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@blek said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen They could be on a guy.
A herm is good too.
Man + boobs typically looks more like
I think that one is close to being as bad as murders.
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Today, I used the commit message "Fixed @accalias". Fortunately, I realized what I did before pushing to the server.
Try correcting that with a centralized VCS!
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@asdf said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Try correcting that with a centralized VCS!
/me successfully edits a commit message on TFS twice
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@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla "And then the boobs came out" might be a worse issue.
..... I'm sorry I don't understand.
How can boobs be a bad thing?
It ain't the boobs that are bad. It's saying, "and then the boobs came out," to a cow-orker that could cause problems.
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
You just doxed yourself. You work for the Federal Reserve don't you?
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@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
You just doxed yourself. You work for the Federal Reserve don't you?
Um, maybe!?!?!
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
You just doxed yourself. You work for the Federal Reserve don't you?
Um, maybe!?!?!
There's only like one government agency in NYC.
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@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
You just doxed yourself. You work for the Federal Reserve don't you?
Um, maybe!?!?!
There's only like one government agency in NYC.
I'm pretty sure NYC has it's own local government.
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
You just doxed yourself. You work for the Federal Reserve don't you?
Um, maybe!?!?!
There's only like one government agency in NYC.
I'm pretty sure NYC has it's own local government.
Everyone I know that works for the government in NYC works for the Federal Reserve of NY.
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@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
You just doxed yourself. You work for the Federal Reserve don't you?
Um, maybe!?!?!
There's only like one government agency in NYC.
I'm pretty sure NYC has it's own local government.
Everyone I know that works for the government in NYC works for the Federal Reserve of NY.
Most city agencies have their own IT departments and the city also as Department of Information Technology and Telecommunications. Plenty of IT jobs outside of the Fed.
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@asdf said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Today, I used the commit message "Fixed @accalias". Fortunately, I realized what I did before pushing to the server.
Try correcting that with a centralized VCS!$svn propset -r N --revprop svn:log "new log message" URL
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@abarker said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
It ain't the boobs that are bad. It's saying, "and then the boobs came out," to a cow-orker that could cause problems.
no..... i still don't see that. the boobs are out, that's a good thing, yes?
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@anonymous234 said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@blek said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen They could be on a guy.
A herm is good too.
Man + boobs typically looks more like
-shrug- i wouldn't raise my tail to that myself, but that's only because he's not my type. the boobs are out and that's all right in my book.
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@dangeRuss said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
Remember schools suspend kids for pointing a finger like a gun and I work for government.
You just doxed yourself. You work for the Federal Reserve don't you?
Um, maybe!?!?!
There's only like one government agency in NYC.
I'm pretty sure NYC has it's own local government.
Everyone I know that works for the government in NYC works for the Federal Reserve of NY.
Most city agencies have their own IT departments and the city also as Department of Information Technology and Telecommunications. Plenty of IT jobs outside of the Fed.
Yea, but they're probably not allowed to go to thedailywtf
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@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@abarker said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
It ain't the boobs that are bad. It's saying, "and then the boobs came out," to a cow-orker that could cause problems.
no..... i still don't see that. the boobs are out, that's a good thing, yes?
Ok, Say that to a cow-orker, and then tell me there's no problem when you get reprimanded for sexual harassment in the workplace.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat yeah, probably. There was a time I'd have known that rather than thinking"is that right? Fuck it, someone will me if it's wrong"
Apparently, @Jaloopa has been spending too much time here.
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@abarker said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@abarker said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
It ain't the boobs that are bad. It's saying, "and then the boobs came out," to a cow-orker that could cause problems.
no..... i still don't see that. the boobs are out, that's a good thing, yes?
Ok, Say that to a cow-orker, and then tell me there's no problem when you get reprimanded for sexual harassment in the workplace.
given my boobs are already out that's the least of my worries.
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@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@abarker said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Ok, Say that to a cow-orker, and then tell me there's no problem when you get reprimanded for sexual harassment in the workplace.
given my boobs are already out that's the least of my worries.
Yeah, in some places, that could lead to you getting arrested.
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@abarker said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Perverted_Vixen said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@abarker said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Ok, Say that to a cow-orker, and then tell me there's no problem when you get reprimanded for sexual harassment in the workplace.
given my boobs are already out that's the least of my worries.
Yeah, in some places, that could lead to you getting arrested.
well, why would i go to those places?
at least in my own body.
When i go to those places i go in a proxy body. I don't care if that body gets arrested, they'll just evaprotate at dawn anyway.
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I can think of enumerable situations were the boobs being out is a bad thing:
- While bandaging after breast implant surgery;
- While testing a sports bra;
- While taking wedding pictures...
hmm... then again...
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@Zecc when transporting a container full of boobs
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@Zecc said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
While testing a sports bra;
ooof.... okay that one i'll grant you. sports bra is necessary for working out. a white one, very thin for preference so the sweat turns it transparent, but still yes. that's needed.
@Zecc said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
While taking wedding pictures...
you know.... it wasn't that long ago that the bridesmaids and groomsmen were required to witness the bride and groom consummating their marriage.
ah. those were fun time. fuuuuuun times........
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I leave you guys for 2 weeks and there's already a worse meme...
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@Zecc said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
I can think of enumerable situations were the boobs being out is a bad thing:
- While bandaging after breast implant surgery;
- While testing a sports bra;
- While taking wedding pictures...
hmm... then again...
While frying bacon.
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@boomzilla Always cover your tender bits when frying anything. It's also a good idea to do so when removing items from the oven.
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla "And then the boobs came out" might be a worse issue.
It's Karla, at work, the boobs are probably already out
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... when you nearly reply to an email with a response that ends with the emoji.
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I want to make a leper joke, but I'll abstain.
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... when you go through this topic in one sitting while doing code reviews
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@homoBalkanus
One post per 100 LOC?
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@loopback0 said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
... when you nearly reply to an email with a response that ends with the emoji.
... when you have used the emoji at work.
(Not in email though, that thread is )
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I knocked over a nearly full beer bottle. My usual response to that would have been to yell "god dammit!" But tonight I yelled "wharr garbl!"
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@NedFodder said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
I knocked over a nearly full beer bottle. My usual response to that would have been to yell "god dammit!" But tonight I yelled "wharr garbl!"
I had my students work with a "Wharrgarbl!" app on a recent exam.
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@NedFodder said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
I knocked over a nearly full beer bottle. My usual response to that would have been to yell "god dammit!" But tonight I yelled "wharr garbl!"
more than once in the last month i've come across broken weblinks on MSDN when looking for documentation.
that's not unusual, yelling "GODDESS DAMN IT FBMAC!" however, is.
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@accalia MS are currently reworking a lot of their MSDN docs and moving them to a new site, so it won't be long before
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
yelling "GODDESS DAMN IT FBMAC!"
becomes usual ;)
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@RaceProUK said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
MS are currently reworking a lot of their MSDN docs and moving them to a new site, so it won't be long before
once, just once, i'd love to have a web link on a microsoft platform to have a half life of more than 3 hours.
that would be great.
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@RaceProUK said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
MS are
currentlyalways reworking a lot of their MSDN docs and moving them to a new site
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@Jaloopa Someone needs to teach MS what an HTTP 301 response means and when it should be used…
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@dkf Oh, they know what it is and how to use it: the issue is they use it to redirect to a page saying "Oops... it's not here anymore!"
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