📹 Blakeyrat's Videos Thread (Robots in the News et al.)
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You have to watch every one to be sure.
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This is marked as a MMO on the Steam store. It is not an MMO. It's a piece of shit RPGMaker game. It is not tagged as "RPGMaker". I hate this.
According to the little I read (Ben's link — the comment that prompted that response), apparently it's a single-player RPGMaker game, but a (really bad?) MMO version is included when you buy it. So it's both. Sort of, I guess.
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You have to watch every one to be sure.
Is that because your shoulder aliens don't comprehend human humor?
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but a (really bad?) MMO version is included when you buy it.
Except it's not, so.
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You have to watch every one to be sure.
QFT. Best way to get views: Promise the chance of winning a
thumor.
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Kirstie Alley = worst Vulcan. Jesus. The role is to NOT emote, you idiot.
I mean I liked her in Cheers and all, but. Star Trek? No.
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Kirstie Alley = worst Vulcan. Jesus. The role is to NOT emote, you idiot.
I mean I liked her in Cheers and all, but. Star Trek? No.
Yeah, she did not fit in that role well. Robin Curtis did a lot better, I thought.
Of course, "not emoting" can be taken too far, as in Jolene Blalock's "performance".
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True. Have I mentioned recently that Tim Russ is da man? Because Tim Russ is da man.
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Except it's not, so.
I didn't buy it, so all I know about it is what you wrote and what the other guy wrote. Somebody is wrong on the Internet, but I'm not sure who.
Filed under: INB4 "Everything I say is always right."
EDIT: Also, I'm guessing you probably didn't pay full price, but got it as part of a cheap indie bundle. Maybe that's why the MMO version wasn't included.
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Filed under: INB4 "Everything I say is always right."
Also "everybody's a liar at all times, especially blakeyrat".
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Borealis. Uh. Yeah that's it.
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Boringous.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZQMtuAvutk
Fort Defense. Tower defense tedium.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rs2w72vpTQ
Last Inua. Art's pretty good I guess.
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Fort Defense.
Is it weird that for complaining about all the tower defense games flooding the Indie lists, you didn't know that the three basic upgradeable attributes to towers is Range, Speed, and Power?
Merely watching what happens when you clicked the buttons would usually suffice (though not as much for Power I suppose)...
Clicks the bearded guy Oh wait, the yellow circle expanded? WTF does that mean? Enemies within the yellow circle start getting attacked Huh? It's weird that the towers only shoot when the enemies are in the yellow circle! :derka derka:
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Do you ever find a good game by mistake when you're doing these videos?
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Is it weird that for complaining about all the tower defense games flooding the Indie lists, you didn't know that the three basic upgradeable attributes to towers is Range, Speed, and Power?
I don't care. I hate tower defense games.
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLIy-EOkH0ZlwHjArIhYxCo9ge3SX3ews
EDIT: I wonder if I should add that anime game that had me laughing until I got the hiccups. I guess in general I should review this list again...
EDIT EDIT: I should also mention I have a lot of competent indie games in my list that while they might not be my FAVORITE, they are high quality enough to justify existence. There's just not enough to say about them to make a video.
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I don't care. I hate tower defense games.
So do I, but at least I can infer how to play them.
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So do I, but at least I can infer how to play them.
I don't even want to play them. I got sick of that shitty game genre before it had moved beyond Starcraft mods.
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I should also add that there are some games where there's no video specifically because they're good enough that I got sidetracked while recording a video and ended up just playing the game with no commentary.
The most recent of these was Freedom Fall: http://store.steampowered.com/app/262770/ a game I started out making fun of, but then got more and more into and the video ended up useless.
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I wonder if I should add that anime game that had me laughing until I got the hiccups.
Which game is that? Did you add it to your playlist? If so, it wasn't obvious to me which one it is.
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I think it was HuniePop...
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The anime one.
The screenshot looks like Bejeweled with an anime whore on the edge of the screen. Anime whore Bejeweled.
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Ok. I didn't remember you laughing until you got the hiccups, but maybe you just didn't include that on the video.
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It's in there. After the Indian chick puts on that ridiculous bikini thing about the 18:00 mark or so.
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It's in there. After the Indian chick puts on that ridiculous bikini thing about the 18:00 mark or so.
Mmm, loved that scene. The only thing that gets me hotter than yellow fever is the brown runs.
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Hm, I still don't remember it. I guess I'll either have to watch it again or take your word for it. I think I'll take your word.
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Yup, that was the one indeed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nRhQHFJpY4
Dreamscapes: The Sandman
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Maybe if you boozed it up a little less you'd be able to control the UI?
Or maybe if you boozed it up a little more you'd be hilariously unable to do it at all.
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You buy the game and see how easy it is to use that AI. Keep in mind that the command for going back a room is moving the mouse down about 10 pixels over the "trigger inventory" line. Which is invisible.
Basically, every time I go back a room WITHOUT triggering the UI, I'm demonstrating my expertise.
Even 37 milliseconds of playtesting would have brought up, "uh, why don't you move the inventory UI to the right or left?"
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You buy the game and see how easy it is to use that AI.
Yes but then I'd have to start actually making videos and posting them and that's probably less fun.
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Are all hidden object games made on the same engine? I feel like I've seen you play another game with exactly the same shitty animation and overcomplicated HUD graphics.
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I feel like I've seen you play another game with exactly the same shitty animation and overcomplicated HUD graphics.
It was probably the non-deluxe version of this game, which he said he'd played before.
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If I didn't have to fill all the long boring Bejeweled segments with commentary, it might be fun to do a full video of that and see how many more moments like the ridiculous bikini are in it.
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@loopback0 said:
fucking
He hasn't gotten that far, though ...
Story of Blakey's life, eh?
If I didn't have to fill all the long boring Bejeweled segments with commentary, it might be fun to do a full video of that and see how many more moments like the ridiculous bikini are in it.
I'd watch one where you edited those out and just riffed on the storyline.
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Lucahjin did a great one, if Blakey's not interested. Though I'd totally watch a full Blakey LP as well.
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I'd watch one where you edited those out and just riffed on the storyline.
But then I'd actually have to do editing. Sigh!
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It's not a crime to have some cuts in the video
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It's not a crime to have some cuts in the video
I think his objection is not to having cuts in the video; it's that editing sounds like work.
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editing sounds like work.
Yeah, I got it in my head to have TWO cameras rolling this Christmas, now I gotta figure out how to actually do editing in a sane way to combine them somehow.
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But then I'd actually have to do editing. Sigh!
There is some good opensource software you could use for that
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Neo aquarium video was cool too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLLIy-EOkH0ZlwHjArIhYxCo9ge3SX3ews&v=kT7IR5_RPbE
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If I didn't have to fill all the long boring Bejeweled segments with commentary
Just edit them down, and blame it on a host of ridiculous things:
- software rendering glitch
- DCMA notice from the makers of Bejewlled
- shoulder aliens
- Restless spleen syndrome
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Yeah, I got it in my head to have TWO cameras rolling this Christmas, now I gotta figure out how to actually do editing in a sane way to combine them somehow.
Synch them up. Multi-camera. Flip between the two to get the best angle. Realize only one camera got good footage. Just use that one.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Synch them up. Multi-camera. Flip between the two to get the best angle. Realize only one camera got good footage. Just use that one.
That's so much work I might as well finish up and do it right anyways!