The Official Status Thread
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: IT SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU A HALF HOUR TO GET DRESSED
I run in to the same issue with my son. We have tried everything except beatings or shock collars. We even tried having him get dressed in his bathroom where there are no toys or games. That resulted in him spilling soap everywhere and spraying a shitload of air freshener in to the air.
Now we just have him get dressed in his bedroom and every time I walk past I yell something like "PUT ON PANTS, PUT ON PANTS, PUT ON PANTS!!"
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Status: pretty sure my bitch is getting old. Luckily I have enough materials to reproduce!
Edit: fuck you too, details shim.
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Status: it's 1pm. Where did my morning go?
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@Lorne-Kates any good RSS reader for android?
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@groo said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates any good RSS reader for android?
Let me check for you.
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Oh wait right literally every Android device I've ever owned died. Sorry, you must go alone.
(Toby Fair, it may just be that Samsung sucks at literally everything)
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Oh wait right literally every Android device I've ever owned died
are you some kind of replicant-hunter?
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100k talking about Dolly Parton ... never thought I would see that on facebook.
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Status: Malwarebytes, are you drunk?
Ok, I can understand wind.exe (Have to investigate that myself), but having broken shell entries is malware?!
Edit: Virustotal's copy of malwarebytes doesn't think it's a virus, and I literally just installed it in this VM, so...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Ok, I can understand wind.exe (Have to investigate that myself),
The name says it all. "wind" suggests it's a fart noise application, and that's correctly classified as malware and should be quarentined immediatly.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
having broken shell entries is malware?!
Having broken shell entries is symptomatic of malware. If your exefile handler is busted, it's highly likely that it's because some malware tried to get all up in that shit and do some bad stuff.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
having broken shell entries is malware?!
Having broken shell entries is symptomatic of malware. If your exefile handler is busted, it's highly likely that it's because some malware tried to get all up in that shit and do some bad stuff.
I dunno, comparing the VM and my own system, it seems fairly cromulent to me...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
Having broken shell entries is symptomatic of malware.
Having broken wind is symptomatic of fart apps.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: IT SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU A HALF HOUR TO GET DRESSED
I run in to the same issue with my son. We have tried everything except beatings or shock collars. We even tried having him get dressed in his bathroom where there are no toys or games. That resulted in him spilling soap everywhere and spraying a shitload of air freshener in to the air.
Now we just have him get dressed in his bedroom and every time I walk past I yell something like "PUT ON PANTS, PUT ON PANTS, PUT ON PANTS!!"
My daughter had a phase like that too. Our newf solved it. He would drink ice cold water and with his snout still wet he would sneak up behind her and put it in the small of her back.
These days she gets dressed faster than lightning.
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PUT ON SOME
PANTSPROPER PAGE COUNTING, NODE BB!
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
PUT ON SOME
PANTSPROPER PAGE COUNTING, NODE BB!E_PAGED_MODE_IS_
Filed under: I didn't know Lorne was into pantsu...
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@Tsaukpaetra can you get the MBAM log? it should say "Bad: (something) Good: (something)".
That'll at least tell you what the registry value was, and what it expects it to be.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra can you get the MBAM log? it should say "Bad: (something) Good: (something)".
That'll at least tell you what the registry value was, and what it expects it to be.
I'm rebuilding the image, if it happens I'll post any findings. Still not sure what wind.exe, working on figuring out where that came from...
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@Tsaukpaetra Google suggests that Wind.exe is malware.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Google suggests that Wind.exe is malware.
Google suggests cmd.exe is malware, so :
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@Tsaukpaetra well, I have no file called Wind.exe in either the
C:\Windows
or theC:\Windows\System32
folder. (Win7 64bit)
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra well, I have no file called Wind.exe in either the
C:\Windows
or theC:\Windows\System32
folder. (Win7 64bit)Yes yes, it is a file being provided by some such or other plugin in this project, I'm just hunting for which one so I can find out what it's supposed to do.
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@Tsaukpaetra it's supposed to hang out in System32 and cause false malware positives, obviously.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
what it's supposed to do.
Apparently it's supposed to provide Show Desktop functionality in Windows PE.
Whatever.
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One of my clients is giving me weird skype messages. Not sure stressed or drunk. Just turned skype off until tomorrow.
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Status: You should read instructions carefully. Because if you're trying to measure the Hall current through a silver plate, even if you have a cross-current of 20 Amperes and a B-field of 0,5 Tesla, a Voltmeter simply won't do.
You need a Microvoltmeter.
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Status: Fscking hell, Digital Ocean, why didn't you import my key correctly (or the instructions are wrong)?!?!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Fscking hell, Digital Ocean, why didn't you import my key correctly (or the instructions are wrong)?!?!
Instructions weren't wrong, just that DSS keys are apparently no longer welcome with recent versions of OpenSSH.
Here's a hint: If it going to fail anyways, don't let me do it!
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Status: Applying for job. Noticed a "Just use my LinkedIn profile!" button. Results:
Good job!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra can you get the MBAM log? it should say "Bad: (something) Good: (something)".
That'll at least tell you what the registry value was, and what it expects it to be.
I'm rebuilding the image, if it happens I'll post any findings. Still not sure what wind.exe, working on figuring out where that came from...
Turns out that the complaint is that the registry entries were outright missing. Way to go Windows PE!
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Status: FFS Visual Studio! Get your fingers together!
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Status: I'm glad I have to approve Google's Calendar App to access my calendar...
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Status: setting up new MSI gaming laptop that @royal_poet bought me because my old Macbook just couldn't handle Guild Wars 2 - I'd be lucky to even see 10 FPS in Bloodstone Fen, not even in the middle of group events, just in general...
Unfortunately @Lorne-Kates will call me an idiot but oh well. I have a decent gaming laptop with configurable backlit keys, that runs GW2 nicely (seriously, stick everything on 'best appearance' and watch it run even heavy group events with a lot of things going on at a solid 40 FPS, and easily 80+ FPS everywhere else... on best appearance.)
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@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
Unfortunately @Lorne-Kates will call me an idiot but oh well.
But it doesn't run FF22!
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@dkf it probably does. I just don't want to seeing that I don't actually like Firefox... let alone a three-year-old version of it. (Yes, Firefox 22 is June 2013)
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@groo said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates any good RSS reader for android?
spaRSS, a fork of the excellent Flym RSS reader.
F-Droid and Play Store links are at the link.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Luckily I have enough materials to reproduce!
Corgis: In a week they shed enough to assemble a new corgi.
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Status: Waiting for my flight to board. Gmail app absolutely refused to show images in the email with my boarding pass. Had to resort to using my ISP's webmail page in Chrome.
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Status: after two hours, three litres of ice cream, four bottles of lemonade, 32 pancakes, and 50 balloons I now officially have a six-year-old.
INB4: ο§ β
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@Mikael_Svahnberg Those adoption agencies drive a hard bargain.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Status Thread:
INB4: ο§ β
Wait, is Partridge in a pear tree a euphemism for something?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Partridge in a pear tree a euphemism for something?
In this case, it's probably just referring to the numbered collection of different things involved in the celebrations. Misses the seven swans a-swimming.
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Status: Power Up Self Test completed. Time spent: 7451 seconds.
Time to get dressed!
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What am I watching on youtube .. why is this a suggested video?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Status Thread:
INB4: ο§ β
Wait, is Partridge in a pear tree a euphemism for something?
ERR_GIGGITY_ENGINE_MALFUNCT
Segmentation fault
Core dumped
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Power Up Self Test completed. Time spent: 7451 seconds.
Time to get dressed!Status: Normal Startup sequences completed. Time spent: 5181 seconds.
Resuming Normal operation...
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Status Thread:
INB4: ο§ β
Wait, is Partridge in a pear tree a euphemism for something?
ERR_GIGGITY_ENGINE_MALFUNCT
Segmentation fault
Core dumpedTrue. Engine wasn't operational at that point in time due to maintenance operations. Not a lot was, actually. Yay maintenance!
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Status: I don't know whether to channel my inner @mott555 or @Lorne-Kates or what. But dammit it, Windows Update, y u break my capture card driver/software that hasn't been updated since 1999.
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STATUS
Wanted to troll our local liberal furries with this, but couldnt figure out how.
So whatever. Enjoy the pic.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS
Wanted to troll our local liberal furries with this, but couldnt figure out how.
So whatever. Enjoy the pic.
Fox bait? Good for a small meal at least...
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@cartman82 I don't even. What the fuck.