The Official Status Thread
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Rest assured that whatever crap you slap together will exist in production in perpetuity. Happy coding!
I know it because I have 4 different branches of the same codebase because we cannot spare the time to do biggish merges.
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REDDIT PEOPLE
How do I make this Reddit RSS feed send me full-sized images instead of tiny mini-thumbnails that are tiny???
I use https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hover-zoom/nonjdcjchghhkdoolnlbekcfllmednbl?hl=en
It's amazing.
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STATUS:
Yesterday: wrecking my brain with the most bleeding edge hipsterish app stack I've ever seen (ES6, react, redux, go, latest node.js).
Today: setting up
config.inc.php
for my new procedural static PHP/MySQL projectYeah.
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What kind of acknowledgement do you expect?
7th consecutive day of correct change and today at lunch I received the corner piece of pie, and she wasn't even up to the corner. The system works!
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They just have
morons fora marketing departmentMy wife is in marketing, you insensitive clod
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It's so ugly that one escort plane had to avert its eyes.
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@Onyx said:
FUCKING BROWSERS!
We should make a thread for strange fetishes ...
- Chrome likes to try something new, but ends up just reverting back to something "simple"
- FireFox likes to roleplay as Chrome. It's creepy-- like skin-mask creepy.
- IE is the drunk hooker at the bar that business people go to. Will get the job done, but has some weird positioning quirks to watch out for. It might fall over sideways and break a dick. Always ALWAYS ALWAYS use at least two condoms with it.
- Safari insists on monogamy, and will build your entire relationship around it. Even if you don't realize it. Will also dress up like Chrome, but it's sad and painfully obvious it just isn't into it. Just Safari wearing Chrome and half-heatedly going through the motions of "oh yeah I'm totally Chrome do you like this?"
- Lynx will only cybersex on IRC
- If you're really desperate, you can always use the Palm Pilot browser
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My wife is in marketing, you insensitive clod
Have you considered murdering her co-workers, burning her office to the ground, and getting her to a de-programmer before it's too late and you have to buy a shovel and some lye?
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WHAT ABOUT CYBERDOG!<nocontent>
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@Lorne_Kates said:
murdering her co-workers
She would murder her co-director before I could get to her
@Lorne_Kates said:
burning her office to the ground
She works from home. I foresee some problems with this@Lorne_Kates said:
getting her to a de-programmer
I'm a bad programmer, does that count?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
- Chrome likes to try something new, but ends up just reverting back to something "simple"
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FireFox likes to roleplay as Chrome. It's creepy-- like skin-mask creepy.
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IE is the drunk hooker at the bar that business people go to. Will get the job done, but has some weird positioning quirks to watch out for. It might fall over sideways and break a dick. Always ALWAYS ALWAYS use at least two condoms with it.
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Safari insists on monogamy, and will build your entire relationship around it. Even if you don't realize it. Will also dress up like Chrome, but it's sad and painfully obvious it just isn't into it. Just Safari wearing Chrome and half-heatedly going through the motions of "oh yeah I'm totally Chrome do you like this?"
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Lynx will only cybersex on IRC
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If you're really desperate, you can always use the Palm Pilot browser
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Opera used to be the interesting girl everyone looked at, and others copied her, but no one was actually interested in hanging out with her. Finally she just gave up and became a groupie for Chrome just so she could get some.
Filed under: Yes, I'm still bitter
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- Edge is the new girl in town. She's quite sexy at first glance, then you find out she's IE's younger sister and isn't all there. She hangs out with this weird girl Cortana who you're never quite sure how to talk to
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@Lorne_Kates said:
FireFox likes to roleplay as Chrome. It's creepy-- like skin-mask creepy.
But she's a furry, so you can at least somewhat circumvent the Chrome kind of creepiness.
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There's a bomb on this
buscruise ship
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Status: Literally just sat down and am already infuriated by everything.
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Status: killing time reading TDWTF while my car is fitted with it's winter boots
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I still have my Nokians sitting in my living room. My whole house smells like fresh tires.
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I haven't cleaned the toilet in MONTHS.
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Status: Shit. The person who was supposed to write the content for a workshop we're giving at about the start of February forgot to commit the stuff that he actually produced for us. And he no longer works for us. As it is, by scrabbling around and abusing admin powers, we managed to get a big fat
NullPointerException
because the initialisation code wasn't actually implemented.If it isn't committed where someone else can see it, it doesn't exist.
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We did that last weekend! Though our testing mostly involved "try and open your s**t and tell us if it doesn't work"....
status: got a text just now:
You are awesome A****** thank you!
Filed under: Not sure if happy or...
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Status: Starcraft came out yesterday. My friend and I played some co-op missions, with me as the dark templar, and him spamming a billion dragoons. Felt good. Campaign tonight! Then I get tomorrow off!
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Status: Today is tomorrow!
Well, on twitter I see:
I guess I'd better offend one today and tomorrow to be safe.
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I guess I'd better offend one today and tomorrow to be safe.
Hey, I'm a college student and I find this offensive.
Filed under: saved you some work
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Status: Anyone ever notice that Greenday's Welcome to Paradise sounds like the original Japanese Digimon opening, Butterfly?
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Starcraft came out yesterday
Close friends had suspected it was gay for a long time. Warcraft had no idea and was quite shocked
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Anyone ever notice that Greenday's Welcome to Paradise sounds like the original Japanese Digimon opening, Butterfly?
Anyone ever notice that every single shitty pop song with a guitar sounds like the riff from You Canβt Hurry Love? Or maybe it's "Walking on Sunshine"?
chord 1
one-and-TWO
three-and-a-four-ANDchord 2
five-and-SIX
seven-and-a-eight-and
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Anyone ever notice that
Greenday's Welcome to Paradisethree-chord punk rock song sounds likethe original Japanese Digimon opening, Butterflyevery other three-chord punk rock song?Yes, I have.
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We're not gonna interested until she's legal.
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[spoiler]
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No; that is because there is zero intersection between the set of people that listens to Green Day (fans of alt rock circa 1997, about when Starcraft actually came out) and the set of people who watched Digimon (little baby kid infant newborns).
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the set of people that listens to Green Day (fans of alt rock circa 1997
Isn't Green Day that band that nobody's heard of until they did some horrible ballads in the mid-2000s?
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Meant to suggest a word other than my name was written there.
C'mon!Status: Meeting on the possibility of jerry-rigging a new screen I just completed to serve a dual purpose for one-off requests...
Edit: 'd by @Onyx
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As to the 'listening to Green Day' - Pandora
Starcraft - you don't know anything about current events
Digimon - I was crazily obsessed with it when I was younger. I can't just hate it now.
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Poor Jerry :moustache_man:
Jerry probably doesn't mind. We had to use him after jury got us stuck on a debate.
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