The Official Status Thread
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No "Rated: M"? Disappony.
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https://www.fanfiction.net/game/Flappy-Bird/?&srt=1&r=4
it even has 5(!) reviews
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On the phone, was the game that had plagued Harry's mind for weeks, the fabled 'Flappy Bird'. Ugh, even just the name sent waves of nausea through Harry. Harry tossed the phone to his side as he died in the game once again and ran his hands through his hair.
yup, i shouldn't have gone down that rabbit hole
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The third review is longer than the story!
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Danger Will Robinson:
https://www.reddit.com/r/canesfanfics/comments/22yg76/from_my_heart_to_my_fivehole/
Obviously NSFW
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No "Rated: M"? Disappony.
Forgot about that; the default filters exclude M-rated stories
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Status: GAH. STFU idiot customer.
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They make that out of everything. Honestly, the only fanfiction I'll give my time is Warhammer High, because the premise of the Primarchs raising children, and high school in 40k in general, is just hilarious.
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Just be happy the fucking thing didn't crash, taking your work with it.
My workflow is always edit in sublime, copy/paste into pgAdmin. And restart occasionally once it locks up.
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I never had it crash before actually doing what it's supposed to. As in, I had it crash a few times, but only after completing all the transactions it should have.
Not that I didn't lost work like that, because I had multiple query windows open...
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I got stung on the back of the knee once
I was riding a bike down a hill once--I was almost at the bottom and starting to slow down--when one hit me on my ear and stung me.
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Flappy Bird fanfiction is a thing
It's not surprising, somehow, that you would be the person to discover that.
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@RaceProUK said:
Flappy Bird fanfiction is a thing
It's not surprising, somehow, that you would be the person to discover that.
QFT
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i prefer not. but if you insist, pass me your skype user and we'll see what we can do
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I am more of a Chatroulette sort of person.
Given you want him to talk to your ass, I can believe that ;)
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Status: Sleipnir crashed and set this site's theme to tdwtf default. I decided I'd look at the Discourse Default theme again, give it another chance. Got claustrophobic and turned on wide mode again.
I'm guessing it's thin normally so Jeff can use it on an Ipad, since the things are apparently 4:3 still.
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Status: Banned from meta.d for trying to get something beyond "a tiny percentage of users" from Jeff. When he accused me of being interested in arguing, I told him - in a PM - I wasn't interested in being brushed off with ass pull figures.
I can return on "a 11, 2015". Whenever that is.
Now that's a bug that isn't likely to get reported.
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EDIT: BAH! Bad font!
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You have access to the user's Session in the ASHX.
One caveat: At least before .NET 4.5, a sessionless handler was the default, and you had to derive your handler from a different class/interface (don't remember what) to be able to access Session.
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Not sure if this belongs here, or in the (defunct) entrepreneurship thread...
Status: I just sent a very important email, to a very important person. Now, I wait for the reply.
This feels like dating, except I don't want to have sex with him.
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Status: Closing some tickets in Remedy that are so aged they should be in oak casks
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One caveat: At least before .NET 4.5, a sessionless handler was the default,
I'm pretty sure that's not true.
EDIT: oh the
IRequiresSessionState
interface maybe is what you needed? My class starts:public class APIRequest : IHttpHandler, IRequiresSessionState { protected bool isJsonPRequest = false; protected HttpContext context = null; protected HttpRequest request = null; protected HttpResponse response = null; public void ProcessRequest(HttpContext httpContext) { context = httpContext; request = context.Request; response = context.Response;
Once you populate context, you can use context.Session["whatever"] until the cows come home.
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IRequiresSessionState
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.But it may be better to use IReadOnlySessionState instead in some cases, not least due to exclusive-locking issues that could occur with IRequiresSessionState.
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Well it depends on what you're doing, obviously. The controller bit I pasted above needs to modify the session state at least to update the auth token, so.
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Sad times are these when a passing troll can abuse at will the hard working moderators.
It certainly would be sad — if we had any hardworking moderators. :P
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It certainly would be sad — if we had any hardworking moderators.
I resemble that remark!
Oh, wait ...
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status It's not a good hotel breakfast unless your arteries shirk a little.
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Status: After 3 and a half months, the broken and constantly beeping UPS which lives in the room behind my room got fixed yesterday. Come in this morning, and due to "high temperatures" the door is now propped open with a fan blowing cold air into it. They're big mother fuckers - so they're fucking loud. I think the beeping was less annoying.
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Status: Generated the CSR incorrectly for my SSL cert yesterday so the certificate doesn't work today
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Status:
if(isset($result['result'])) { ... } else { foreach ($result['result'] as $row) ...
Okay... coffee, get more...
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wait..... what?
is it any good?
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wait..... what?
is it any good?
Probably not, how can you make slash romance with asexual toys?
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you would be surprised.
;-)
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No idea; not read any of it
It's Flappy Bird fanfiction - I'm not sure anyone needs to read it to answer the question of how good it's not.
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It's Flappy Bird fanfiction - I'm not sure anyone needs to read it to answer the question of how good it's not.
Hey, might have some good descriptions of tapping dat ass!
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Well, ok, it's a bird, not a donkey. Point still stands.
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Status: I have a 50% off Steam coupon for this:
Should I buy it for £5?
[poll]- Yes
- No
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[/poll]
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####Status:
- Friday
- Have a kind of goodish song stuck in my head
- Sleepyish
- Undermotivated
- Cleaning up shitty code that contains huge amounts of copypaste that could just be cleaned by taking code out of if branches and instead in front of or behind the if
- It's the last workday before a new update release
- seriously, this day is just dull.
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seriously, this day is just dull.
Well, it's Friday. You have the whole evening to make it not dull.
Status: App crashes with NullReferenceExceptions left and right when used in two tabs simultaneously because the state is spread over the whole app?
Fuck that, ship it and tell the client they're doing it wrong.
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