The Official Status Thread
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That is his nefarious plan! He wants you drunk so he can swindle you!
I stay pretty coherent. Even when drunk. :-)
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Noooo! That is his nefarious plan! He wants you drunk so he can swindle you! Don't fall for it!
That or he knew someone was going to try and contact you at that time and this is an overly elaborate plan for you to be unavailable thus letting him get the contact.
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That or he knew someone was going to try and contact you at that time and this is an overly elaborate plan for you to be unavailable thus letting him get the contact.
I can assure you, they are not that clever...
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I can assure you, they are not that clever...
Well to be clever they would have to get someone else to do it rather than doing it themselves. But yeah it's obviously a silly explanation.
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I stay pretty coherent. Even when drunk. :-)
Hi, my name is Onyx and I can't commit myself to doing stupid shit while drunk either because my reasoning remains completely functional.
It's a blessing and a curse, depending on the situation.
Filed under: Also, knowing fully well how stupid you look while trying not to fall over walking 4 meters to the bathroom...
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Hi, my name is Onyx and I can't commit myself to doing stupid shit while drunk either because my reasoning remains completely functional.
Bah! Who needs to be drunk for that‽
Filed Under: Here, hold my beer for a sec.
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Wise men should not be rushed, young one. Patience is a virtue.
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I've been trying to get this installed and working for two days at this point
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You can't trust those estimates. 126 minutes means somewhere between 126 milliseconds and 126 years, maybe.
Filed under: I've been staring at that progress bar for several minutes, and it hasn't budged at all.
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True dat. I've refactored a large swathe of code while it's been on 0 seconds
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Status: [url=http://www.wormwatchlab.org/#/classify]watching nematode worms lay eggs[/url]. For science. Oddly fascinating. And easier than counting penguins or identifying African wildlife or cancer cells or exoplanets.
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Status: the only dev syndrome strikes again. Nobody to bounce my ideas off of.
As a fellow only-dev, I feel your pain.
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Status: Trying to integrate with a third party's web services. Their documentation says that certain arguments are optional. The service WSDL says that the arguments are optional (
minOccurs="0"
). But when I submit a request without those arguments, it spits back an error complaining that those arguments are null. When I submit a request with the arguments supplied, but empty, it gives back the wrong data.GAAAAHHHH!!!
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Status: Just got a blue screen on my win 7 work machine, time to make sure my backups are up to date.
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I did that when trying to run a Sonar Analyze :C
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Just got a blue screen on my win 7 work machine
Oh, god, you must be running programs. Or on hardware. Don't do that!
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Status: Tuesday afternoon, and once again, I have achieved nothing, nada, zip, nowt, zero, squat, sweet fa, bugger all...
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Status: Need to catch up on work. Debating cosmology in /t/1000 instead.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A RELATIVELY SERIOUS DEBATE IN /T/1000?
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Status: 16 changesets of Sonar Defects affecting ~30 files O_O :D
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BTW, for those who do not visit, the answer is, unsurprisingly, t-shirts.
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unsurprisingly, t-shirts.
Status: just got a new T-shirt in the mail today:
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Status: Just got a blue screen on my win 7 work machine
@blakeyrat, you want to weigh in on this? Perhaps tell him that he is wrong and that Windows did not crash?
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Or on hardware.
I believe the crash may be related to Linux hardware. Those nefarious bastards! Damn you Torvalds!!
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Status: Drinking Guinness Dublin Porter.
Is nice
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Status: So, our garage door is completely fucked. In need of replacement, so add another project to the list. If I adjust it so that the door will open properly, it will not close as there is too much resistance. If I adjust the tension so that it will close, it will not open as it strains the opener too much.
This winter one of the springs exploded and I replaced it with a new one. I ordered the wrong side initially, so I ended up replacing both of them. I ordered the exact same size and tension, and now I cannot get it adjusted properly. Time to order a new garage door. Fucking boo.
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Status: Drinking Guinness Dublin Porter.
Bastard! No likes for you!
Send some over? Please?
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Not as I typed it, but recognized it as such before hitting post.
So... consciously accidental?
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No idea who is catching up, but it ain't @NetBot; he doesn't binge until 23:30 UTC.
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Face me if you wish to have the Chaos Emerald!
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Status: Totally forgot I turned on @NetBot's Summoner module
My apologies; I didn't mean to summon him
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Status: Drinking Guinness West Indies Porter.
Status: Out of Guinness.Also a bit drunk.
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Also a bit drunk.
this is the moment to go out and meet people! being drunk makes it easier to socialize
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this is the moment to go out and meet people! being drunk makes it easier to socialize
Maybe, but I fear the lilac fox tail and yellow fox ears I'm currently wearing might work against that…
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...(s)he got punched by a Count?!
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getting punched by counts as meeting doesn't it?
Technically, I guess…
@tar said:...she got punched by a Count?!
Nope ;)
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maybe, but it does make a conversation topic
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@Groaner called, he wants his shtick back.
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Well if he wants it back, he can damn well ask for it in person, rather than sending his lackeys (and/or minions) to do his dirtywork for him!
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I'm just trying to make a living here, pal!
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