The Official Status Thread
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@Arantor So what upcoming Chrome patch will it work in?
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare On what planet are donuts supposed to be crunchy?
You misunderstood. They're not normally crunchy. Those happen to be.... Somewhat old.
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Status: I think that dodgy potato was a bit too dodgy.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
@Arantor So what upcoming Chrome patch will it work in?
Firefox.
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Status: Lots of games go on sale on the Xbox store, but so far never Binding of Isaac
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I think that dodgy potato was a bit too dodgy.
We should have a thread to keep track of all the dodgy shit you eat
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I think that dodgy potato was a bit too dodgy.
We should have a thread to keep track of all the dodgy shit you eat
I believe we have several. Nope, the TMI thread, the NSF
WL thread…
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: reminiscing over the short life of the Weather Status thread.
Search status:
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@Zecc this needs to be submitted as a PR.
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STATUS Meant to go do some work but ended up spending two hours looking for a meme but failed to find it. Might go play Tales of Iron for the rest of the day.
Up to three minutes for the two-pound skipping rope. Still no cardiac incident but should it happen... sell my Midori no Hibi and use the proceeds to buy aran3 orange juice gift vouchers. Also, fire my ashes in the direction of India.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
sell my Midori no Hibi
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
sell my Midori no Hibi
WEEEEEEEEEBBBB!!!!!
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
sell my Midori no Hibi
WEEEEEEEEEBBBB!!!!!
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Status: Seriously considering buying my own hardware. Can't fucking deal anymore with waiting 5 minutes whenever I press a key, or half my processes being in
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state because the NFS decides it's time for yet another coffee break, and IT not being able to fix it (or not believing me when I say it's an NFS problem).
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STATUS
It's not happening in prod yet so it's not an issue.
Is the code that issue occurs in on prod yet?
No.
So just the new code in pre-prod?
Yes.
Alright then.Friday really has picked up.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS
It's not happening in prod yet so it's not an issue.
Is the code that issue occurs in on prod yet?
No.
So just the new code in pre-prod?
Yes.
Alright then.Friday really has picked up.
You can lead a horse to clue bat, but hitting it with the bat is assault.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Meant to go do some work but ended up spending two hours looking for a meme
:this_is_the_way:
Why doesn't this exist, yet?
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Seriously considering buying my own hardware. Can't fucking deal anymore with waiting 5 minutes whenever I press a key, or half my processes being in
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state because the NFS decides it's time for yet another coffee break, and IT not being able to fix it (or not believing me when I say it's an NFS problem).@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 11? And nothing else:
I've wondered if
MS developersIT were forced to run their machines over network protocols were it let them improve shit like this.god-evil-bad ideas thread is
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@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc this needs to be submitted as a PR.
Tomorrow (at the earliest). I have a few others I want to do some work on.
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@Zecc your GitHub avatar demands this one:
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Status: Looking for this machine somewhere in the underworld, for raisins.
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@Tsaukpaetra HP, so the underworld is the right place for it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra HP, so the underworld is the right place for it.
Yes. I'm on a hunt for them and this one continues to elude me gaze.
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Status: Error in ocular input detailed. I can see stuff via peripheral but primary is heavily corrupted despite not detecting extra particles or typical physical damage.
This is going to make tonight's programming session... interesting.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
This is going to make tonight's programming session... interesting.
You’ll still program better than the average cow-orker
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@Tsaukpaetra Been catching up on this thread and saw your "hospice care". Why not use a lab network and PXE? Practically everything with an Ethernet jack supports netboot, and there's even a DBAN preset for iPXE for the lab host.
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@TwelveBaud said in The Official Status Thread:
your "hospice care".
I'm sorry, I'm not properly interpreting this text.
@TwelveBaud said in The Official Status Thread:
Why not use a lab network
I don't have space for that. I don't have space to do what I'm currently doing, the computers in question are on my lap in the chair.
The drive seeks are a little soothing.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
the computers in question are on my lap in the chair.
The drive seeks are a little soothing.: Hey! That's my place!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Error in ocular input detailed. I can see stuff via peripheral but primary is heavily corrupted despite not detecting extra particles or typical physical damage.
Dude, I rebooted you yesterday.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
the computers in question are on my lap in the chair.
The drive seeks are a little soothing.: Hey! That's my place!
Sadly, neither of the bitches is a willing lap dog, and I'm not often at the location that has pussies which may on occasion engage in the same.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Error in ocular input detailed. I can see stuff via peripheral but primary is heavily corrupted despite not detecting extra particles or typical physical damage.
Dude, I rebooted you yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8eBdZR0Qeo&t=87s&start=87&end=105
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc your GitHub avatar demands this one:
Found its origin story:
@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Jarry said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
Is this the creepiest emoji?
http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/08/99/08994390507a46ae2bc6f80c1d1b8111.png
yes, it is
ALL HAIL HYPNO CUCUMBER.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra HP, so the underworld is the right place for it.
Yes. I'm on a hunt for them and this one continues to elude me gaze.
Like Sauron's little brother, your gaze sweeps the land, seeking not the One Ring but rather the ancient of HP...
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Status: I don't care if it seems I'm slowly prodding into an allergy to shellfish, I love me my shrimp!
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@error_bot uptime
You still alive? I'm thinking of upgrading the server so if not I won't worry about it.
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I have been alive for <time dateTime="PT793H5M43.889S">33 days, 1 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds</time>.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm thinking of upgrading the server
On the other hand, maybe not....
Not sure how I feel about requiring a move to Linux in order to continue using VMs but I suppose it was always in the cards...
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status: recycling equipment.
Goodbye, 120GB IDE drive, your magnets will be useful.
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The hard disk series that's so unreliable even @Tsaukpaetra doesn't want to use it.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
The hard disk series that's so unreliable even @Tsaukpaetra doesn't want to use it.
This is the drive that head crashed above, so I suppose you're not wrong...
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
a head stuck status
Probably the instructions were unclear.
The got stuck so now I gotta pull them apart.
But hey, new magnets!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
status: recycling equipment.
Goodbye, 120GB IDE drive, your magnets will be useful.
I like using the platters as very shiny coasters.
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@Tsaukpaetra Oh no, you'll void the warranty.
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STATUS I don't know what's going on in the Infinite Craft thread but I've decided it's haram!
New crown is acting up so I'm off to the dentist. I was a lot happier and richer before I decided that I needed healthier teeth.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
I've decided it's haram!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
You can't get drunk on this, right?
Depends. A proper cider (that is not carbonated lemonade with extra steps like Rekorderlig) can have up to 10% ABV.
Rekorderlig is flavored, carbonated shitty wine. Srsly, the wine they make for it is god awful, even by wine standards.
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@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
Rekorderlig
Sounds like some open source webcam software.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
Rekorderlig
Sounds like some open source webcam software.
It means proper or really good.