The Official Status Thread
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Status: There is only one correct answer.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
There is only one correct answer.
missing the option
FILE_NOT_FOUND
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@Tsaukpaetra More ethical than Aramco or Rosneft?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: There is only one correct answer.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Like you, @Zenith emits a field. But instead of making technology malfunction, his causes objects to become invisible.
The people on this forum have the shittest superpowers.
Birds of a feather flock together...
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@sebastian-galczynski said in The Official Status Thread:
We'll just write queries like in PHP in 2005?
Well, not that old. But yeah, it's hella better IMO!
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Like you, @Zenith emits a field. But instead of making technology malfunction, his causes objects to become invisible.
The people on this forum have the shittest superpowers.
Birds of a feather flock together...
Go team WTF!
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Like you, @Zenith emits a field. But instead of making technology malfunction, his causes objects to become invisible.
I keep telling people, there are five phases of matter - solid, liquid, gas, plasma, and inconveniently invisible.
Anyway, I think I found everything. Apparently, I went against form and put at least some of the bed sheets in one big container all by themselves. That box was literally in the back corner on the bottom the the large stack I spent this morning loading into the truck. So huzzah, I probably have everything.
Of course, I have to leave some of my friend's stuff at the house. When I said I would take some of his stuff, it was as a courtesy. I expected two totes or so. Well he dropped off four one day (alright, fine) and then another four this morning. There was no room left so only the first half is going.
I really need this to be a good show so I don't drown in this stuff before next year's show...
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
Edit: Speak of the devil.
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@sebastian-galczynski said in The Official Status Thread:
doing reports containing aggregations, grouping and subqueries with an object-oriented query builder and GraphQL is not exactly the best idea. They don't even know how to do it, but they just can't accept simply writing SQL
It does not matter because the underlying database is
mySQL
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
a good show
all the Covid-ers should be peeking out of their holes by now, right?
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Status: Everyone here is playing Starfield, Baldurâs Gate, or all these games I donât even know. Meanwhile, Iâm just sitting here âŚ
like âI miss Super Mario 35â!
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@Applied-Mediocrity whatâs that from?
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@topspin GabeNVille, of course.
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@Applied-Mediocrity hmm, that reminds meâŚ
Thatâs actually a fun game, maybe I should finish it.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Everyone here is playing Starfield, Baldurâs Gate, or all these games I donât even know.
I'm playing Beat Saber! Sometimes. Er, when I have enough energy to do so but not enough to get Real Work done... Basically only occasionally.
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Status: Saw a commercial for Heineken Silver. It still looked very much piss colored, not silvery in the slightest. 0/10 not impressed.
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@Applied-Mediocrity Slacker
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
Slacker
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
For one moment, I thought there was a WTDWTF activity tracker somewhere. It would have been very dangerous evidence.
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@Zerosquare Not an activity tracker per se, but still showing some dangerous evidence
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@TimeBandit I totally forgot that we technically have a Steam group.
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Status: Waiting for Exchange sync delay sucks.
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Status: Good $deity why are you so.. I don't even know right now...
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If anyone here's in the market for metroidvanias, I recommend The Messenger.
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Status: I love listicles that are titled "Best Free Blurg 2023" and every item is merely a 1-2 week trial.
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Status: McDonalds has changed their offer for completing a survey for a free sandwich. Now itâs ârate us highly satisfied to get BOGO sandwichâ.
Seems like a great way to drive honest feedback to your survey portal.
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@izzion Iâd go out of my way to give them a shit rating just for that.
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But then, you'd have to eat at McDonald's.
(Also, if you think they suck, why would you want a free sandwich from them anyways? )
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
BOG
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Also, if you think they suck, why would you want a free
sandwichanything from them anyways?One of the great mysteries of the universe.
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@Applied-Mediocrity Perhaps a free toilet use.
I remember a cartoon which played with their (german) slogan of "wo man gern iĂt, weil man gut iĂt,...", changing them to "wo man gern piĂt, weil man gut piĂt, ..." ("where you like to pee because you pee well, ...")
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status: getting Taco serviced. Apparently brake fluid was "very dark" and so it needed to be flushed twice.
Now I'm wondering why that could be so, as I don't travel in places where I'd figure that would be a problem....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Taco
brake fluid
The "Nope, you eat that" thread is
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Status: Getting dolled up for the first time in quite a while. Happy to report that I have not outgrown my dress clothes!
Although this belt seems to have lost a hole or two.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I don't travel in places where I'd figure that would be a problem....
Brake fluid will degrade over time and every piece of rubber (seals) will start degrading too.
It's way cheaper to flush it and replace with new brake oil than to replace every component (brake calipers, master cylinder, etc.)
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: McDonalds has changed their offer for completing a survey for a free sandwich. Now itâs ârate us highly satisfied to get BOGO sandwichâ.
The ones near here switched from BOGO sandwich to free Frappe with other purchase. :(
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status: I love watching paranormal activity videos. "we can't find any possible explanation for this. It has to be a Poltergeist!" um, this is a classical example of a tiny thing (say, a bug) being too close to the camera (i.e. Crawling on the lense). Fucking retards.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
this is a classical example of a tiny thing (say, a bug) being too close to the camera (i.e. Crawling on the lense).
The SSDS thread is
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: The amount of times some nightly builds break, I go to investigate, and it turns out the git server was just unreachable is too damn high.
Status: It happened again!
Last time I actually opened a ticket with IT. They replied âReally? Donât see anything here. Did that happen more than once?â So I sent them the 5 times it happened last month, after which I got no more replies.
I could send them an update that itâs happened again. But Iâm fucking off to Crete now, so whatever. Deuces.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
this is a classical example of a tiny thing (say, a bug) being too close to the camera (i.e. Crawling on the lense).
The SSDS thread is
I was thinking of creating a lounge thread called SSDD to cover the lastest stream of shit gushing from every hole in the corpo Iâm working for. Basically been making the same mistake for three consecutive weeks at the time before throwing a complete wobbly on the fourth.
status up and caffeinated but canât summon the will to fix anything. Maybe in the afternoon.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
But Iâm fucking off to Crete now
Didn't you already fuck off somewhere at the start of this summer?
#filedunder #toosoon #waitthatsillegal
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
But Iâm fucking off to Crete now
Didn't you already fuck off somewhere at the start of this summer?
#filedunder #toosoon #waitthatsillegalHeâs German. Their reward for speaking that preposterous language is holidays where they donât have to speak it.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
But Iâm fucking off to Crete now
Didn't you already fuck off somewhere at the start of this summer?
#filedunder #toosoon #waitthatsillegalYes, indeed. Second holiday, but I also had to endure 3 business trips this years. Maybe I should get mile bonuses. (INB4
:triggered_greta.co2:
)Also, I better spend money on something before those 7% inflation make my worth their weight in rubles.
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@DogsB one of us! One of us!