The Official Status Thread
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: orders received! Must fuck!
As if you needed orders for that...
Maybe if he tries to execute that without orders, he crashes and requires a reboot?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: orders received! Must fuck!
As if you needed orders for that...
Well, sure, but now it's legitimate!
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Status: Hooray! Best Buy sent the right color controllers! In your face causality!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: orders received! Must fuck!
Use the bed for sleep and sex only. Avoid spending excessive time in bed, which leads to shallow fragmented sleep
runs defragmenter
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: orders received! Must fuck!
Use the bed for sleep and sex only. Avoid spending excessive time in bed, which leads to shallow fragmented sleep
runs defragmenter
*lots of back and forth Input/Output ensues*
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: orders received! Must fuck!
Use the bed for sleep and sex only. Avoid spending excessive time in bed, which leads to shallow fragmented sleep
runs defragmenter
Huh, seems like everybody's got root keys around here.
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@topspin And yet @Tsaukpaetra has never made a sandwich.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
around here
There's a given amount of permissions to Trusted users. Some more than others.
@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin And yet @Tsaukpaetra has never made a sandwich.
I have done. Sadly, emailing materials is not supported at this time.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: orders received! Must fuck!
Use the bed for sleep and sex only. Avoid spending excessive time in bed, which leads to shallow fragmented sleep
runs defragmenter
Huh, seems like everybody's got root keys around here.
Physical access is root access, after all.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Sadly, emailing materials is not supported at this time.
And then there's the DDF to consider.
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status Very happy my dog woke me at 4a to go out. There was only a very light drizzle at the time. When I rolled out of bed later, it was a full downpour (so that walk was delayed).
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Status: Hey IT, if you're going to set a dummy WSUS url to prevent Windows from checking for updates, maybe make it one that doesn't just time out, eh?
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Status: Just upgraded to macOS Ventura (
). Too early yet to notice any differences, but it forgot my monitor alignment.
Oh, the system settings are different. Looks like iOS/iPadOS now. Clicking around a bit ... not sure if it's missing anything, but it's new, it's different, and yet I don't immediately hate it. I guess that means it's not half bad
. Meanwhile, MS has been trying to create a Settings app like that for 10-ish years and it's still a
.
Well, except for one thing. It is infested by gender police crap:
That roughly translates to "User:esses and Groups" and "Guest User:ess". So at least there's something to hate.
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Report it as a string formatting bug
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status caffeine withdrawal. I will murder every one within a mile of me. I never knew how central to my good mood caffeine is.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status caffeine withdrawal. I will murder every one within a mile of me. I never knew how central to my good mood caffeine is.
Required, but not sufficient.
I am not my best self today, regardless of caffeination.
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Status: Avoided face related harm from opening the box
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Avoided face related harm from opening the box
That's the best warning I've ever seen.
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Status: Container Store is following the Hasbro Pulse shipping model.
Order 1 case each of 4 sizes of tote.
- shipment 1: 4/6 of A
- shipment 2: 2/6 of A and 5/6 of B
- shipment 3: 3/4 of C
- shipment 4: 1/6 of B and 1/4 of C
- shipment 5: 4/4 of D (presumably)
The major problem I have with these being shipped is that I almost never get a shipment without at least one damaged lid. I had to request replacement for a full dozen out of two dozen last time because they were packed extra stupidly. If IrisUSA's management had any brains, they'd sell lids separately if not put a little padding between the tops and bottoms. But we all know how business works, never any room for improvement because management's feelings would be hurt if they ever had to consider somebody else's input...
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Status: 2 days ago I had plans for New Year. Yesterday my plans fell apart, but I had a fallback. Today my fallback plan fell apart and had to quickly figure out a new fallback.
Also status: Impulse-bought a ticket to Poland. Next step: find a New Year party to crash. Surprisingly difficult now that all my friends are around 30.
Also also status: My flight is supposed to land at 4PM, 12/31. My hometown is 6 hour drive from the airport. Needless to say, schedule is tight.
Also also also status: I'm starting off 2023 with a one day trip to Amsterdam, whether I like it or not.
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@Gustav Status: Just cancelled my new year plans. I appear to have caught the flu.
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Status: You guys have new years plans?
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@izzion Does expecting not to have any plans counts as having plans?
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In 18 hours I managed to find a relatively cheap last minute flight, prepare car rental, invite myself into a party, book a hotel for the night, contact family I'll be meeting on Sunday, prepare small gifts for the various children, invite former coworkers to a pub later next week, and buy everything I need to travel because I had nothing except clothes.
What's your excuse?
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Status: Water is hard.
Happened to be caught by rainfall during a bicycle tour, up in the hills. Cycling downhill towards home at 50 km/h (30 mph), the rain droplets hurt my face.
:ouch:
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Water is hard.
You just need to use more deter...
the rain droplets hurt my face.
Oh. I see.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
What's your excuse?
We don't want to go to
French people don't want to go anywhere, ever. Preferably not have anyone go to France either. At least that's the impression I get whenever I'm in France.
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@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
You just need to use more deter...
deter
what?
deterrent
?
deterioration
?
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@BernieTheBernie nah, I think you're deterring enough.
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@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
French people don't want to go anywhere, ever. Preferably not have anyone go to France either. At least that's the impression I get whenever I'm in France.
That's just people from Paris. They're not representative of the French in general.
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@Zerosquare Europe is very diverse, but what unites us all is the hatred for people from the capital. #słoiki
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@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
In 18 hours I managed to find a relatively cheap last minute flight, prepare car rental, invite myself into a party, book a hotel for the night, contact family I'll be meeting on Sunday, prepare small gifts for the various children, invite former coworkers to a pub later next week, and buy everything I need to travel because I had nothing except clothes.
What's your excuse?
I have no friends.
Your move
Strictly speaking a lie. I had no plans, other than "go to bed at 12:05", until about 3 hours ago today. Now I'm going over to two friends who said they have no plans either, so I might as well come over so we do nothing, the three of us.
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@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare Europe is very diverse, but what unites us all is the hatred for people from the capital. #słoiki
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@topspin Now do America!
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Water is hard.
Happened to be caught by rainfall during a bicycle tour, up in the hills. Cycling downhill towards home at 50 km/h (30 mph), the rain droplets hurt my face.
:ouch:
Oh yeah. BTDT.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare Europe is very diverse, but what unites us all is the hatred for people from the capital. #słoiki
This completely ignores how much more the rest of the country could get done if the capital were gone.
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I'd like to see the same graph for "Companies productivity without managers".
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gustav said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare Europe is very diverse, but what unites us all is the hatred for people from the capital. #słoiki
This completely ignores how much more the rest of the country could get done if the capital were gone.
Together with all the institutions located there.
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@Gustav Implied, but yes.
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Status: My New Year's plan is to stay up and play video games, like most years and many nights.
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Status: 31 December. 22°C (72°F). Happy New Year,
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Status: Arkham Asylum is still a great game. Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year from UTC-6!
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Because I'm in Pacific time, it's not the new year yet. But since I have no life, I'm going to bed anyway. Happy new year all y'all. May it be less unpleasant, with many happy
s for all.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd like to see the same graph for "Companies productivity without managers".
ERROR_INTEGER_OVERFLOW
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Because I'm in Pacific time, it's not the new year yet. But since I have no life, I'm going to bed anyway. Happy new year all y'all. May it be less unpleasant, with many happy
s for all.
I was going to do that - but with all the bombs exploding around here, I decided to stay up with tht TV on for a while so the dog didn't totally freak out.
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Status: German tanks are rolling again. In this case, to
McDonald'sthe butcher to get a Saarland-style "Fleischkäse" first, but then back to the Ally Pally for the Darts semi-finals!
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Status: Blerk. I wasted my day off trying to make my house look a little less like an episode of Hoarders.