The Official Status Thread
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
The little bit that it drains before overflowing comes up the tub drain.
someone needs to be sued.
There's some need for "suage". all right.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
The pickle thing isn't nearly as funny as the copy pasta makes it out to be. WTF is up with that?
That was the impression I got, without having watched any of the show
Without having watched any of it, nothing of the show looks funny.
It's not bad but the first season is hard to get into and it's not until the last few episodes that it clicks. The rest of it is very hit and miss. More miss than hit but when they hit, it's out of the park. Like, some of the best tv you'll see, out of the park. In the scheme of things there's probably more fun to be had winding up the fanbase. They're almost as rabit as swifties though.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
The pickle thing isn't nearly as funny as the copy pasta makes it out to be. WTF is up with that?
That was the impression I got, without having watched any of the show
Without having watched any of it, nothing of the show looks funny.
It's not bad but the first season is hard to get into and it's not until the last few episodes that it clicks. The rest of it is very hit and miss. More miss than hit but when they hit, it's out of the park. Like, some of the best tv you'll see, out of the park. In the scheme of things there's probably more fun to be had winding up the fanbase. They're almost as rabi
td as swifties though.Should I hate how I recognize the cadence pattern of this from the show?
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@Zenith Take some harsh household cleaner, like Sodium phosphate, or even Sodium hydroxide (wear goggles and gloves when you use it!). Let it rest for a couple of hours, then flush it away.
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Status: another meeting. I'm sitting on mute and listening to the lead dev explaining why shit's not done despite being supposed to be done, with Entry of the Gladiators mixed in the background. Great fit.
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Status: Today started. Received ticket:
Hello, I am having issues with my computer. It keeps crashing on random things, today alone over 15 crashes so far. Also my computer is doing a blip thing every once and a while my screen will freeze then go back and turn back on after like 2 seconds.
Hrm. Maybe update your graphics drivers.
But anyways, your system is supported by a different type of ticket, so we're gonna go ahead and cancel this one, kthxbai
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
the instructions say it fucks up toilets
It doesn't fuck up toilets. However, it contains lye and bleach. Mix them with ammonia -- say, the ammonia in your urine or most toilet bowl cleaners -- and you get an extremely toxic reaction.
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@TwelveBaud said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
the instructions say it fucks up toilets
It doesn't fuck up toilets. However, it contains lye and bleach. Mix them with ammonia -- say, the ammonia in your urine or most toilet bowl cleaners -- and you get an extremely toxic reaction.
It's supposed to dissolve the wax seal at the base of the toilet.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
So I can't poop or shower now, which sucks.
My shower drains really slowly once in a while. Pouring some Draino down the shower has cleaned things up so far...
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Status My subconscious wanted me to be very certain that I knew that ethernet switch loops were bad. It came up in multiple dreams separated by periods of wakefulness.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
wakefulness.
I am in this post, and I do not like it.
Note: The words in the abbr title should be parsed
a (b c d)
, not(a b c) d
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Secondary Status Peeving at trash bags that don't fit the trash cans they're ostensibly sized for. Not volume, but opening size. If I try to stretch the bag across teh can's opening, it tears apart. Other brands of the same size fit fine.
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Status: I hate when documentation lies.
Left: My dashboard.
Middle: Their example screenshot where to click.
Right: The documentation how to get there.Not stated: Apparently you need to be a full affiliate to have this feature.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
My house is alive and doesn't like me.
Who does?
Everyone who counts loves
Ned FlandersZenith!
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@Zenith That could be the empty set, for all we know.
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@HardwareGeek Everybody's in such a rush to get on the waiting list for that railgun I've been building under the backyard. The truth is, there are lots of folks in front of you and I'll only get a few shots before NATO shows up. Even @error is probably safe. For now.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek Everybody's in such a rush to get on the waiting list for that railgun I've been building under the backyard. The truth is, there are lots of folks in front of you and I'll only get a few shots before NATO shows up. Even @error is probably safe. For now.
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Status: You dense motherfucker...
I can guarantee 100 percent of these fields are wrong.
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The doodah I wanted off Amazon has gone from 240 to 300 pounds. I'm not paying that. I'll go buy something else
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
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The doodah I wanted off Amazon has gone from 240 to 300 pounds. I'm not paying that. I'll go buy something else
300 pounds (worth) of skittles?
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
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The doodah I wanted off Amazon has gone from 240 to 300 pounds. I'm not paying that. I'll go buy something else
300 pounds
(worth)of skittles?I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Electricity went out at the office.
After 45 minutes, I get up and say "screw that, I'm going home"2 seconds later, the lights come on
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
Electricity went out at the office.
After 45 minutes, I get up and say "screw that, I'm going home"2 seconds later, the lights come on
Lunch break is over, peon!
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
2 seconds later, the lights come on
don't look back, you didn't see that
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
After 45 minutes
Bruh unannounced I would have left after ten minutes!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Bruh unannounced I would have left after ten minutes!
Firefighters had to cut the power for some emergency. It was supposed to come back quickly. That's why I waited that long.
Next time tho....
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
for some emergency
If that was known, five minutes. Ain't nothing happening towards restoring normality during an "emergency". If so, it likely was not an emergency.
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Filling out year-end assessment forms, where I have to grade myself and list my accomplishments and shortcomings.
All I can think about is how garbage and lazy I am at everything.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Filling out year-end assessment forms, where I have to grade myself and list my accomplishments and shortcomings.
All I can think about is how garbage and lazy I am at everything.
Stop fishing for compliments, you know you're loved and adored. Now get stuck in and write a convincing work of fiction. You can do it!
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
garbage
I believe I succeeded in reaching the standards set by management.
lazy
I spared no effort in my aim to maximize efficiency.
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Status: Half the team suddenly had their general building access entitlements revoked.
I choose to believe it to be a mistake, for I am among those that hasn't yet ( ) had that happen, but based on the idea that they're going alphabetically....
I'm going to "stay in" for lunch today...
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Filling out year-end assessment forms
We did ours back in September.
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Filling out year-end assessment forms
We did ours back in September.
I can't remember what happened in September, when everything is gone, when it's dark and I'm alone. It's been forever since I could have remembered where the hell is everyone? I just want to know the store of what happened right before I became so alone...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I just want to know the store of what happened
Autocarroting in the dark?
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status On the phone with AT&T since my router likes to randomly reboot. And annoyance has overcome . Yeah, clearing the errors logs is really going to fix it... They are replacing it at least. New one should arrive on Monday. (When this previously happened, there was some thought that my (failing) UPS may have contributed to this - I have replaced the battery in that)
I wanted to also replace the remote controls for the TV - the agent suggested waiting until I got the modem since those will take 1 to 2 weeks - and if done at the same time, they would ship all together, delaying the modem. Dude! - thank you for suggesting how to do things better!
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I just want to know the store of what happened
Autocarroting in the dark?
Yes.
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Status:
The photo sucks but the pictures themselves came out great.
… Anyone want one?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I can't remember what happened in September, when everything is gone, when it's dark and I'm alone. It's been forever since I could have remembered where the hell is everyone? I just want to know the store of what happened right before I became so alone...
Hmmm, looks like @Tsaukpaetra has been having network connectivity issues. I'd better reboot him.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I can't remember what happened in September, when everything is gone, when it's dark and I'm alone. It's been forever since I could have remembered where the hell is everyone? I just want to know the store of what happened right before I became so alone...
Hmmm, looks like @Tsaukpaetra has been having network connectivity issues. I'd better reboot him.
You jest, but I got notified that due to datacenter adjustments two of my public IP address allocations were to be reset a few hours ago...
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
I'd better reboot him.
I sat for 16 seconds wondering why there's a box labeled "ovulation" in my front froom, until I saw it actually said "ovation".
Time to watch more content!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
there's a box labeled "ovulation" in my front froom
I'm not sure what this means, but considering the source, I
probablydon't want to know.
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@HardwareGeek Don't egg him on.
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status bloody hell! Vacant Californian teens can drive with no apparent difficulties. I'm beginning to feel like the biggest mental deficient this side of the pond. I can barely clutch and break.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
I can barely clutch and break.
You're not supposed to break your clutch. Maybe you should use your brakes, before you break your car.
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@DogsB rest assured the Californian teens can’t clutch either. Nor could they move their 4m wide SUVs through a 2m wide Irish street.