The Official Status Thread
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I'm hearing it again.
Shit.
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status I quite like this forum. Ye know I’m a bit unhinged and don’t mind it as long as I’m intoxicated and can’t find the reply button. Work hasn’t entirely caught on to this, or at least haven’t mentioned it yet.
: we’re thinking of moving to adobe analytics. They’re offering us a discount.
: Christ if their offering is a good as their other web offerings we would probably be better off burning our money now and set the dev team to twiddling their thumbs for the next month. It would probably be more beneficial for the company.
: I’m sensing a lot of negativity towards this idea. Any particular reason.
: Worked with them before. One of the few times I felt that if I was passing their building on the way home and it was burning I would actively sabotage the firemen.
: few times?I slip up sometimes.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Work hasn’t entirely caught on to this
Wait, so the rest of them aren't angry, drunk Irishmen?
That's disappointing.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Work hasn’t entirely caught on to this
Wait, so the rest of them aren't angry, drunk Irishmen?
That's disappointing.Not sure to be honest. I've spotted a couple of my own but we're all remote so it's not easy to route them all out.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
it's not easy to route them all out.
I'm rooting for you.
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@DogsB wait you drink at work and the people there haven’t caught up to it. Is that what you’re saying?
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@stillwater said in The Official Status Thread:
wait you drink at work
It's a legal requirement in Ireland
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@DogsB as far as I’m concerned TypeKit is the only web offering from Adobe that isn’t total dogshit. And I say this as someone who used to have dealings with them offering a platform whitelabelled and branded as Adobe for corporate comms and stuff.
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@stillwater said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB wait you drink at work and the people there haven’t caught up to it. Is that what you’re saying?
Occasionally, usually after three at the latter end of the week maybe earlier depending on workload and workplace stupidity. Not one of my finer points. I talk in the lounge status about waiting to be fired sometimes.
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@DogsB Why do you wait till 3 and for the latter half of the weekend? Who is stopping you from drinking on Monday and getting a happy kick start?!!!
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@stillwater said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB Why do you wait till 3 and for the latter half of the weekend? Who is stopping you from drinking on Monday and getting a happy kick start?!!!
I don't like to make things too hard for myself.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
I don't like to make things too hard for myself.
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Status: Fucking phones, I didn't downvote that!
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Don't worry. @Tsaukpaetra will upvote it and everything will be fine.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Don't worry. @Tsaukpaetra will upvote it and everything will be fine.
He's having uptime problems lately
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You mean his uptime has risen above 55.5555555%?
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Status: Sat for 5 minutes staring at the post above and then out the window while warming my hands on a mug of tea, trying to come up with a clever reply. Didn't.
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Status:
I think we have different definitions of "few".
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
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I think we have different definitions of "few".
Greater than three with no upper limit when you want to be coy?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
You mean his uptime has risen above 55.5555555%?
Sadly, no.
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
Is Weinersmith going to start using phrases in SMBC's URLs? I approve.
In particular because it works with or without the period at the end.
When did he stop using dates, or even showing them on the page?
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status Can't wait for tomorrow's cooling! It'll only be 96 then. (Today was supposed to top out at 102. It's now supposed to hit 107.)
status2 Watch that electricity meter spin! (Got warm enough that the window AC unit is in place. It's been about 2 or 3 years since I last used it... Trying to pre-cool the house enough that I can turn the AC off between 4-9p when rates spike.)
edit: Forgot to add this...
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status the progress bar on loading a page in iOS Firefox is so awful I might switch to brave.
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New Status: You can't make this stuff up. My bank card expired and they sent me a new one. It says you can activate on the really fucking horrible website but, being a really fucking horrible website, you can't. It returns the most helpful HTTP500 error and logs you out. But, fortunately, that 20th century technology we call the telephone still works.
Old Status: Do the Chrome duhvelopers sit around all day thinking of features to remove just to make life more difficult for the rest of us? I hate that I can't go back to a project that's more than a couple of years old and find all of the JavaScript working.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status the progress bar on loading a page in iOS Firefox is so awful I might switch to brave.
Isn't it just a thin purple line?
edit: oh it's purple in Private tabs and purple/pink/yellow in normal tabs
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status the progress bar on loading a page in iOS Firefox is so awful I might switch to brave.
Isn't it just a thin purple line?
It's multi coloured now for some reason. It's awful.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status the progress bar on loading a page in iOS Firefox is so awful I might switch to brave.
Isn't it just a thin purple line?
It's multi coloured now for some reason. It's awful.
I don't see it enough to notice - mostly because FF on my phone is usually in private mode.
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Status: The Strangely Green Chicken company.
That is all.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: The Strangely Green Chicken company.
That is all.
Um. Don't eat that.
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"@Tsaukpaetra tries moldy foodstuffs" show getting a new season?
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The dogs want to go for a walk...
No.
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
The dogs want to go for a walk...
No.Shoulda been a cat owner.
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
The dogs want to go for a walk...
No.They just insisted. Fine. Short walk, no crossing streets (don't want them to burn their paws). Whew, liquid is dispensed. And if the old dog poops in the house, that's preferable to going out there again!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
That is all.
More context: Found on a user's desktop, an executable called
cleanup.exe
that states the developer's name as such. Version 2.0.I wasn't going to try running it...
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PG&E is doing rolling blackouts. Looked up my address...
I had no idea... Looks like I lucked out.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
warming my hands on a mug of tea
E_WRONG_CONTENTS
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I wasn't going to try running it...
Filed under: Things Even @Tsaukpaetra Won't Try
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status why is that progress bar still driving me nuts? Also, the weird squeaking turned out to be my boots. There is now more squeaking!
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status why is that progress bar still driving me nuts? Also, the weird squeaking turned out to be my boots. There is now more squeaking!
Perhaps there are nuts in your boots
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status watching a recording of an internal training
or rather trying ... after the 2h mark it seems to disconnect every 10 min ...
this is making my JIRA and SAP screens looking like they are fast and fluent
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@Luhmann
gave up for the last 20 minutes ... hopefully nothing of importance was said at the end
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Status: Should petition work to stick a few bottles of alcohol next to the coffee brewer. A few times a week I feel like I need a cup of kask rather than a cup of plain coffee.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I wasn't going to try running it...
Filed under: Things Even @Tsaukpaetra Won't Try
I'll keep my dirty mind, tyvm~! It's familiar, after all.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, the weird squeaking turned out to be my boots. There is now more squeaking!
Did the
Department of Silly Walks
infect you?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann
gave up for the last 20 minutes ... hopefully nothing of importance was said at the endThey just mentioned the email address where you have to send some secret code mentioned somewhere in the video in order to prove that you watched it.
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@BernieTheBernie
if my colleagues are that dark I'm giving up on this application ...
hang on ... this would solve my SAP issue ...so let's hope there was a secret quiz!
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
Also, the weird squeaking turned out to be my boots. There is now more squeaking!
Did the
Department of Silly Walks
infect you?Sadly, they dried out and now make no noise.
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@DogsB
so you have to be silly the old fashioned way