The Official Good Ideas Thread™
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Will it have an "undo" for herpes? Just asking for a friend...
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I am currently half way through removing a dead Hills Hoist from my backyard. The main pole is set in a block of concrete maybe 600mm x 450mm x 450mm, which I would like to raise above ground level in order to get good access to it with my sledgie for smashing.
We had a similar situation in our back yard. The concrete block was just below ground level so I just smashed off a bit more from the top and put soil over it.
It does mean I can't easily pitch a tent in the middle of the yard but I can live with that.
Filed under: Double entendre mode unlocked again
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Why the hell are we talking about Dwarf Fortress, Perl, and Doctor Who in this thread?
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Good idea: Monetizing Tinder by allowing paid users to "undo" their swipe choices after they
find out what the person they swiped right on is actually like.spend a long enough time without getting anyFTFY
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Total success!
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You know, you probably could have hired some migrant workers to do that for like $10...
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Teach a man to fish, and he can haul huge concrete blocks around his back yard and then drink beer!
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Hire someone for minimum wage, and you can drink beer while someone else does it. ;-)
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Be a dwarf in Dwarf Fortress and you can drink beer while wereechidnas eat your friends and family!
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You should have woven a Go and Lojban reference in there also. I am disappointed.
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Be a me and you can drink craft beer while watching Eric Clapton play.
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And California sunrises over the ocean out your office window. <yeah, wrong coast, I want to be annoying...>Big salary, new job, great weather, we get it. :-P
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And California sunrises over the ocean out your office window. <yeah, wrong coast, I want to be annoying...>Big salary, new job, great weather, we get it. :-P
Don't forget the hot wife and nice house. With vaulted ceilings.
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You're going to completely ignore my comment about sunrises over the ocean? Boo.
(I am going to refrain from making comments about the hot wife. Apparently I do have scruples...)
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I'm a bit miffed about that. We were on the balcony this evening to watch the sun set, and there was just barely enough of a cloud cover to prevent that from happening.
Also, the wife is sick. Does that make me eligible for vice president?
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I think she would have to be kidnapped by ninjas...
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She'll be working all day tomorrow. Is that close enough?
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Does she work for ninjas?
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She says that she doesn't....but I think that ninjas would need to employ someone that knows chemistry...
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If she doesn't work for ninjas, you are SOL until you have a daughter. Now get off here and get to work...
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Don't forget the hot wife and nice house. With vaulted ceilings.
I wish my wife had vaulted ceilings... <tt.>:<asdf>(
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She says that she doesn't....but I think that ninjas would need to employ someone that knows chemistry...
For smoke bombs, obviously.
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Be a dwarf in Dwarf Fortress and you can drink beer while wereechidnas eat your friends and family!
I misread this as wereenchiladas
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it's DF we're talking about there are probably some of those too.
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Considering that dwarves consider three eggshells and some finely minced flour a "roast", I don't want to know what dwarven enchiladas are.
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I don't want to know what dwarven enchiladas are.
neither do i, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a living thing. :-D
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I am currently half way through removing a dead Hills Hoist from my backyard. The main pole is set in a block of concrete maybe 600mm x 450mm x 450mm, which I would like to raise above ground level in order to get good access to it with my sledgie for smashing.
I wanted to move mine so I dug around it a bit then smashed the concrete as much as I could while it was still in the ground. A large crowbar helps.
Nice to see your improvised solution worked. I agree, the winch was genius. I think they took that from an ad for trousers.
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I thought the only thing Australians invented was silly animal names?
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Silly animal names, and silly names for clotheslines?
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silly animal names
Mock away, laughing boy. Just don't expect any sympathy when a drop bear gets stuck into you.
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Mock away, laughing boy. Just don't expect any sympathy when a drop bear gets stuck into you.
Meh, I have never been scared of a work of fiction.
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Meh, I have never been scared of a work of fiction.
That's what those drop bears want you to think so as to lure you into a false sense of security! Sneaky buggers will then be free to attack when you least expect it.
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What if I expect them to attack me when I least expect?
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Then you'll figure that you'll always be able to expect them, grow bored with the whole thing, and drop your guard. BAM!
Drop bears are patient and cunning.
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Good idea: This video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsRK6yAcINQ
I have no idea WTF that product is supposed to do, but the video is a really good idea...
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I thought the only thing Australians invented was silly animal names?
No, we invented the silly animals. Black swans? Mammals that lay eggs? An otter with a duck's bill? A jumping mouse bigger than a man?! Who ever heard of such nonsense!
Once you've got silly animals, it only makes sense to use silly names for them.
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So basically, Australia is a land full of convict spawn that spend their free time as Frankenstein type hobbyists?
Or do you just get two disparate animals piss drunk off Foster's, put them in a cage together and turn on some Barry White?
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Bad idea: watching that video at work.
It was one-boxed, so you cannot say you were not warned...
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Bad idea: watching that video at work.
You working the night shift? It is 4:20AM in London right now...
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So basically, Australia is a land full of convict spawn that spend their free time as Frankenstein type hobbyists?
Or do you just get two disparate animals piss drunk off Foster's, put them in a cage together and turn on some Barry White?
The traditional Australian custodians have all kinds of stories about how these animals came to be. Collectively, these stories are known as the Dreamtime. It all happened before my time so I don't have a good answer for you.
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It was one-boxed, so you cannot say you were not warned...
Yes it was, which is why I knew it was a bad idea and didn't watch it.
You working the night shift? It is 4:20AM in London right now...
Is it indeed?
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do you just get two disparate animals piss drunk off Foster's
The has been no Foster's consumed in Australia since we worked out how easy it was to foist it all off on the kind of nekulturny dropkicks capable of mistaking Budweiser for beer.
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I think suggesting Australians drink Fosters is up there with calling Kiwis Aussie in the nationalist trolling stakes
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Collectively, these stories are known as the Dreamtime.
Also known as “wow, these mushrooms are great!” Amirite?
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Dieting: extreme portion control edition
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