😈 The Evil Ideas thread
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Yup - that was me.
Aww, I was hoping for an injection; there weren't too many lately...
What rule did you add? I can't find that spider anywhere in the source.
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Is it something you're planning to use for marking old threads?
Sadly no - not sure where I'd start.What rule did you add? I can't find that spider anywhere in the source.
/* Spiderweb */ body { background-image: url('/uploads/default/_optimized/94e/977/63b2128dcc_456x500.png'); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: fixed; background-position: right 65px; background-size: 10%; }
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You only have 4 senses?
Do those include common sense, sense of style and sense of orientation?
Sight, hearing, taste, smell. Common sense isn't a sense, it's simply not being a dumbass, style is overrated and orientation is an Exif tag I never want to deal with again.
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Well, if you're going to give me a serious answer to that, than I'm going to point out that there are more senses than the "traditional" ones.
The Weakipedia article mentions a bunch of others. I suppose you could argue it's possible to shoe-horn many of them (like balance, need to pee, pain, hunger) into Touch — which you didn't mention having.
Edit: I'm guessing you meant touch instead of smell.
Edit 2: Hanzo'd
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Because I managed to be WTF and type 'smell' instead of touch, seeing how I don't have a sense of smell.
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background-image: url('/uploads/default/_optimized/94e/977/63b2128dcc_456x500.png');
I would think that a CSS rule shouldn't be using a compressed image.
@Zecc said:
Is it something you're planning to use for marking old threads?
Sadly no - not sure where I'd start.In HTML Head, this might work. Hacked together in a few minutes, though. Those first few lines belong in the other thread, though.
(function(){ var classBindings = Discourse.TopicView.create().classNameBindings; classBindings.push('topic.x_tdwtf_is_old'); Discourse.TopicView.reopen({ classNameBindings: classBindings }); Discourse.Topic.reopen({ x_tdwtf_is_old: function() { return moment().diff(this.get('created_at'), 'days') >= 90; // DAYS BEFORE CONSIDERING OLD }.property() }); })();
This will get the
x_tdwtf_is_old
class applied to topics if the frist post is more than X old."Beware of bugs in the above code, I have neither proven it correct nor tested it."
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Sight, hearing, taste, smell. Common sense isn't a sense, it's simply not being a dumbass, style is overrated and orientation is an Exif tag I never want to deal with again.
what about proprioception?
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That depends on whether you consider a soul as a thing and whether there is such a thing as free will.
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i would hate very much for the answer to either of those to be a no, so i will answer yes.
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i would hate very much for the answer to either of those to be a no, so i will answer yes.
That depends on whether you get to have the choice or whether the choice was already made for you...
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@RTapeLoadingError said:
My dog has no nose
How does he breathe?
Through his gills; he's a dogfish
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That depends on whether you consider a soul as a thing and whether there is such a thing as free will.
Well, there's a thing called Free Willy.
Filed under: if you know what I mean
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My willy is always free.
except when mistress wants some chastity play, then its caged up like a peasant in an iron maiden
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waoh.... that's deep. I'mma have to think about this for a while.
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That depends on whether you get to have the choice or whether the choice was already made for you...
The Monty Hall thread is over there
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The Monty Hall thread is over there
I was hoping for a Matrix reference or something.
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There's a behind 2.
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The Weakipedia article mentions a bunch of others. I suppose you could argue it's possible to shoe-horn many of them (like balance, need to pee, pain, hunger) into Touch — which you didn't mention having.
That article deserves a pendantry badge.
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Filed under: I don't know if it's legit, but it's funny as fuck
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Thread revival!
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Impressive, if minor. That takes real hatred of everyone else.
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Quite common.
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Then coworkers see that in the fridge, throw it away, and you still don't have lunch.
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That came up in the same GIS, not surprisingly.
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still not safe.
around here any mouldy food is thrown away immediately without consultation with the bringer of said food. Often this check/purge is done in the morning so before lunch.
food wouldn't get eaten, but would get chucked.
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No problem, you just have to root through the bin for your lunch
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have you ever had a moment so bad you wished you could reach throuygh the computer and the person on the other end?
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No problem, you just have to root through the bin for your lunch
I'd recommend against elevating for this task.
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not to worry, I've turned off UAC prompts. It's my bin, I should be able to eat what I want out of it
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Never done a bit of casual dumpster diving?
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Never done a bit of casual dumpster diving?
not in a dumpster where foodstuffs were disposed of.
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Bonus points if you can give it a bit of a smell.
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“Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”
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I'd say this belongs in the stupid ideas thread, but it hasn't been done yet.
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I considered putting it into the good ideas thread based on Russian fertility numbers.
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I'd say this belongs in the stupid ideas thread, but it hasn't been done yet.
not sure it was a good idea adding that requirement to the thread actually...
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not sure it was a good idea adding that requirement to the thread actually...
Yeah, it might have killed that thread in its infancy.
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Honestly, the title probably exceeds the attention span of the typical....what were we talking about?
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I think @abarker said something about killing infants...
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Yeah, it might have killed that thread in its infancy.
Necro is a thing. The Disco version even comes with free toast.
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Honestly, the title probably exceeds the attention span of the typical....what were we talking about?
about how i should have made the status thread title the complete verse of that song, complete with the
[repeat ad nausium]
notation instruction
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Necro is a thing. The Disco version even comes with free toast.
I prefer butter for that. Oh, and on the toast, too.
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It's the status that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends. some people started posting it not knowing what it was and they'll keep singing it forever just because [repeat ad nausium]
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It's the status that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends. some people started posting it not knowing what it was and they'll keep singing it forever just because [repeat ad nausium]
Are we talking about different threads, then?