The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Also, let me just throw this out there: I have never tried to elevate discuses.
You got me there. I've even said "Here, watch this!" before. Not even a pie-tin, or a hubcap?
Actually, fuck touching grass. Throw a hubcap.
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@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@jinpa said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@GOG said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@jinpa It's a programmer, not a computer, so we're looking at how requirements become code, not the code itself.
The programmer is meant to get at least one loaf of bread. However, if the store has eggs, he should get a dozen. It's not "get a dozen more", therefore:
if (store.HasEggs()) { bread.Get(12); } else { bread.Get(1); }
If the front page has taught us anything, it's not to overestimate the sense of the average programmer. The instructions do not say anything about else or "at least".
So it would get written as:
bread.Get(1); if (store.HasEggs()) { bread.Get(12); }
ITYM
breadFactory.Get()
We call that in batches from the local
BreadStore
as needed.
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I don't cuss discs, nor do I diss cushions.
There's a somewhat common joke in Poland about how it's weird that a hen can be covered but an elephant doesn't gather dust. Like all puns, it doesn't translate well.
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@Gustav Elephants do gather dust, and are pretty deliberate doing it.
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@Bulb like most pun-based jokes, it's not even true in the first place.
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Also, let me just throw this out there: I have never tried to elevate discuses.
I vaguely recall that in a high school PE class eons ago, we once had to do track and field that actually involved field (i.e., not just running around the track until exhausted). I was probably required to elevate and attempt to throw a discus. Without doubt, I sucked horribly at it, perhaps even more than other athletic endeavors.
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@HardwareGeek said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I was probably required to elevant
AN elevant! "To" is for verbs, "an" is for nouns. Come one, its not that hard!
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@Gustav said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@HardwareGeek said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I was probably required to elevant
AN elevant! "To" is for verbs, "an" is for nouns. Come one, its not that hard!
But that's an adjective. "To throw an elevant discus.", own might say.
My objection was to shotput. With a lead ball of the same weight it would be a lot more biomechanically efficient, and fun.
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@Gustav It even had a red squiggle. I guess I just wasn't paying attention.
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@Zecc said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
elevate discuses
I attempted this once. Not worth the resulting damage.
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How do you spell S in Morse code?
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Fine. Keep your secrets.
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@Mason_Wheeler These days even some random British queen thinks she is the Doctor, appointing "Companions" I kid you not.
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@nerd4sale said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Mason_Wheeler These days even some random British queen thinks she is the Doctor, appointing "Companions" I kid you not.
Maybe she's appointing them in the Firefly sense
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@nerd4sale said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Camilla will have six Queenβs companions
I'm too lazy to photoshop so just imagine times 6.
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@hungrier said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Fucking companion cubes. Where there's a will there's a way...
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@Tsaukpaetra I think it's time for incinerator.
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@Gustav said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra I think it's time for incinerator.
You know, I just now noticed the penii in the picture. Not sure how they escaped my visage until now.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Gustav said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra I think it's time for incinerator.
You know, I just now noticed the penii in the picture.
Can you fuckerii stop triggering me with your Latinum Madeupum Dum alreadii!
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@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Gustav said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra I think it's time for incinerator.
You know, I just now noticed the penii in the picture.
Can you fuckerii stop triggering me with your Latinum Madeupum Dum alreadii!
My Penisilia take offense!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Gustav said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra I think it's time for incinerator.
You know, I just now noticed the penii in the picture.
Can you fuckerii stop triggering me with your Latinum Madeupum Dum alreadii!
My Penisilia take offense!
You're not supposed to have mold down there you know.
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@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Gustav said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra I think it's time for incinerator.
You know, I just now noticed the penii in the picture.
Can you fuckerii stop triggering me with your Latinum Madeupum Dum alreadii!
Itβs spreading like virii!
@hungrier told me so.
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@kazitor I think what I actually said was "rhamphorhyncus with the wrong number of h's"
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@LaoC I am in this picture, and I do not like it.
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@HardwareGeek said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@LaoC I am in this picture, and I do not like it.
We all are
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@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@HardwareGeek said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@LaoC I am in this picture, and I do not like it.
We all are
I added the heat shrink. However, I also too fucking long and now the heat shrink is shrunk around the wire several inches up the wire.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
However, I also too fucking long
Of course. Accidentally.
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@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
However, I also too fucking long
Of course. Accidentally.
So did they pargnit?
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@GOG said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
This always happens, doesn't it?
No. If you even need to heatshrink you fucked up the joint. Sink the wires to protect the piece, heat the wire connection, and flow the solder in.
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@Gribnit said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
However, I also too fucking long
Of course. Accidentally.
So did they pargnit?
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@GOG said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@LaoC said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
This always happens, doesn't it?
Can't forget the heatshrink if you were never going to put it in the first place
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@hungrier said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Can't forget the heatshrink if you were never going to put it in the first place
There's always electrical tape.
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@boomzilla "and, if you continue the derivation, I think you'll find the answer quite amusing."
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
My First Special Relativity Lesson.
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