The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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I have a friend who learned C decades ago and claims that the first revision of the standard was perfect. I keep explaining to him why he is wrong, but he never gets it.
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noble gasses
Under what circumstances is chemical warfare considered "noble"? Or did you mean "gases"?
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first revision
WTF is a "first revision"? You can't have a revision of something that is the first instance of said something
Filed under: I am the parent of myself?
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Good try, but not enough dickweedery.
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@CoyneTheDup said:
noble gasses
Under what circumstances is chemical warfare considered "noble"? Or did you mean "gases"?
is there a difference in meaning? I didn't find any:
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Good try
I just don't have the skills it seems.
sigh Oh well, awaiting a post to start Earner version 0.49.222b on...
At least the Engine seems to work fairly reliably now!
Filed under: Someday I'm going to open the source to these things and die of exposure...
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"Gases" is the preferred spelling for the plural form of "gas," while "gasses" is the third-person singular simple present indicative form of "gas" (verb).
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Possibly. Rated 31% by Engine.
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Although actually it's the other way round. gets was removed in C11, it was there since the start.
I know that, that's the entire point of the joke. Clearly, you didn't see what I did there.
For those of you that don't get it: I'm saying the friend is an idiot because he claims the first revision is perfect but at the same time avoids the
gets
function like the plague.
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Under what circumstances is chemical warfare considered "noble"? Or did you mean "gases"?
As it turns out, I meant gases. Hmmm...grammar check didn't complain, wonder why?
is there a difference in meaning? I didn't find any:
Gases versus Gasses. So, "Tommy gasses Burt with noxious gases." But the words can't be interchanged in that sentence.
"Gases" is the preferred spelling for the plural form of "gas," while "gasses" is the third-person singular simple present indicative form of "gas" (verb).
Yaba yaddaba yibble yoo...wat? Accurate, but dense as concrete; even the Grammarist site did better than that. (No offence; I'm assuming you copied it from somewhere.)
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No, I typed it. I appreciate the bone you threw me there.
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My next project is going to be a stream decompressor. I'm naming it 'Leeeroy', because it's for continuous disintegration.
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LOL, it took me a while to get that one - I'm more familiar with Travis
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LOL, it took me a while to get that one - I'm more familiar with Travis
I'm not as fond of Travis as I used to be.
I mean, I can understand why he got upset, but he should have at least talked to Valerie after she got out of the hospital.
Filed Under: or were you talking about Mr. Bickle?
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A constant function and ex are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So ex
follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this
differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll
differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says ex, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.ex: "Hi, I'm ex"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"
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What if the constant function is already
f(x)=0
? Orf(y)=0
?
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Then he wouldn't be scared in the first place
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Is that a picture of the Portuguese prime-minister?
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Sure. Why not.
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And in the latest news, Portugal has been renamed 'Ruritania'...
Filed Under: which beat out 'Parador' by a margin of just 23 votes.
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If it is not the x => 0 function:
"Ok, but only if you can tell me the degree I'll have afterwards, as an integer."
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An Agile team working with a Javascript stack had their office relocated to a revolving restaurant. Apparently, the project manager believed it would be the best way to maximize their angular velocity.
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Baked banana spiders taste remarkably like crab...
Filed Under: Equadorian "native foods"
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That joke was right ∡wful.
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What happened to the starving computer scientist who was trying to compile his code?
He didn't make it.
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@https://hacks.mozilla.org/2015/06/es6-in-depth-symbols/ said:
What are ES6 symbols?
[...]
They’re definitely not the same thing as cymbals.
(It is not a good idea to use cymbals in programming. They have a tendency to crash.)
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'Well! I've often seen a fork without a commit,' thought Alice 'but a commit without a fork! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!'
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Also, FWIW, there are both hot and cold hells according to Tibetan Buddhism.
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Surely a just-a-few-degrees-the-wrong-temperature-so-its-subtly-annoying would be the worst hell? according to my female coworkers
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Surely a just-a-few-degrees-the-wrong-temperature-so-its-subtly-annoying would be the worst hell? according to my female coworkers
They sound like very delicate flowers.
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Definitions rejected for inclusion in Discopædia:
Fucker: Someone who would be smart enough to qualify as a half-wit if they knew enough not to be here.
filet: The act of turning a boneless cod into a red herring. Interestingly, I expect that both @polygeekery and @fox will agree with this statement, but with radically differing interpretations.
transclusion: When a thread becomes so dominated by two warring sides that everyone else flees the field of battle - sort of the opposite of the original meaning, as it involves someone sticking something (e.g., their nose, or perhaps some other body part) in where someone else thinks it doesn't belong.
DiskWhores: the victims of Discourse Syndrome in its terminal phase.
Wicked-Pedo: an ambitious attempt to catalog all the world's best ideas, which ended up a catalog of the worst ones instead.
Schol-R-ism: see 'Schol-R-ism' for an example of one.
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The act of turning a boneless cod into a red herring.
That's absurd. Cod is an entirely different genus to Herring (kippered or otherwise).
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That triggered a connection memory, something about "xxxxxx, herring and cod." But after thinking about it, I realized it was a false connection to Winken, Blynken, and Nod.
"How weird is that?" Oh, wait, off on another Serenity connection...
So herring and cod have something to do with Serenity? How odd...
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TBH, I was entirely expecting a comment like that. Not sure if that qualifies for a as it is (I hope) meant as a joke going off from my original puns, but hey, if you meant that srsly, you can have the .
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Well, I suppose it could be grsly, depending on whether you are focusing on ends or means.
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OK, show of hands: did anyone not get those jokes (the definitions, I mean)? 'Cos I really don't want to have to explain them.
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The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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Q: "What's an anagram of Banach-Tarski?"
A: "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski."
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Programming joke:
!false
(It's funny because it's true!)