🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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he was found wandering in a hotel hallway stripped to his underwear.
So he was **not** driving while drunk. I don't think he was a mother either.So nothing to see here. ;)
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Cool. TIL percentages go up to 120,000.
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80,000% USD of the population is a doctor from Hispanic.
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It's beautiful. Like a fractal of
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I need to find that place where the population is 20,000% women. Maybe I stand a chance at actually getting a date there!
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Plot twist: they're all lesbians
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Or at least a cheap medical bill.
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From this chart, I have learned that the annual salary for a doctor from Doctor is 80000% of the population.
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Like, uh, ficus? Mums?
Funny you should bring up ficus.
At the last construction company that I ran, the head mechanic was basically a caricature of Conservative ideals. His company vehicle perpetually had Conservative talk radio playing. His office always had Fox News playing. I had to tell him once that it was not kosher to have political bumper stickers on company vehicles. Etc.
He was and still is a good friend of mine, but I always gave him a hard time. I have mentioned before some of the pranks I pulled on him. In our meeting area where we had the Monday morning managers meetings, there was a ficus tree that was probably 10' tall which sat outside the entrance to the restrooms and due to having lived its entire life indoors, always had a bit of a lean to it.
We are in the middle of a meeting and "Mike" comes out of the restrooms, not paying attention to where he is going and runs right in to the ficus tree.
Mike: "I've always hated that damned tree."
Me: "You just don't like it because it leans to the left."Everyone in the meeting got a good laugh out of it, at Mike's expense.
Maybe you had to be there?
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Mike: "I've always hated that damned tree."Me: "You just don't like it because it leans to the left."
Everyone in the meeting got a good laugh out of it, at Mike's expense.
Maybe you had to be there?
Sounds like Mike didn't have a good sense of self deprecating humor. I've given and gotten many jokes like that.
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Oh, he laughed, and commented on the great timing of it.
The time that I hit something he was welding with a sledgehammer and he nearly put a slag hammer through my foot, not so much.
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How do you weld something with a sledgehammer?
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That's what all-girls schools are like, if manga are to be believed.
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Superman could totally do that.
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You suck.
He was welding something, I hit that something with a sledgehammer.
Also, he was welding it with a sledgehammer. He needed a big electrode.
<setup for giggity
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In WoW, where most of my encounters with Brazilian gamers have occurred, Brazil is given its own set of servers and they still somehow manage to get into US games.
Also, @Magus, I'm told by one of the four non-dickweeds I've met in WoW whom I was able to identify as Brazilian that the majority of the HUEHUEHUE'ers are approximately twelve years old and ditching school to play online games because Brazil's education system is fucked.
I didn't know we were that big on trolling games
Well, considering that, of all the Brazilians I met in WoW whom I recognized as Brazilian, in all of the years I played the game, only four of them were not dickweeds, and 100% of the identifiable Brazilians in other games I've played were dickweeds, I would say that Brazilians are quite well known for trolling games. That's not to say that all Brazilians are trolls, of course, but I've only encountered four whom I knew were Brazilian who were not trolls, so I guess the rest of the decent Brazilians are good at blending in, or stick to Brazilian servers.
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Mike: "I've always hated that damned tree."Me: "You just don't like it because it leans to the left."
Everyone in the meeting got a good laugh out of it, at Mike's expense.
Maybe you had to be there?
Naw, that's funny. I used to know a guy like that, he'd make jokes about taking 3 right turns instead of one left while driving, so he actually had a sense of humor about it, at least.
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I hit something he was welding with a sledgehammer
Well, there's your problem. Don't do that.
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I wish my salary were 800 times the population of my country.
$255,120,000,000 a year sounds great.
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so I guess the rest of the decent Brazilians are good at blending in, or stick to Brazilian servers.
Why would a normal player even talk about their nationality? I don't know the nationality of 95% of the users of this forum.
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I don't know the nationality of 95% of the users of this forum.
With the amount of nationalist trolling that goes on? Are you kidding me you can't make good guesses?
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well, I know that @Gaska is from that country that speaks Perl
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Well, for one thing, the way I identify most Brazilians in games is that they speak in Portuguese and/or "hue hue hue". Normal players tend to speak their primary language with their friends from the same country.
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well, I know that @Gaska is from that country that speaks Perl
Python, actually. Half of Polish population don't know what a period is for, let alone comma.
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Well, for one thing, the way I identify most Brazilians in games is that they speak in Portuguese and/or "hue hue hue".
And ask "br?" a lot - to the point it becoming a meme around here.
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And ask "br?" a lot - to the point it becoming a meme
around here.FTFY
And "fala br?" if they feel really talkative. Maybe even or "algum fala" or "algum fala br".
Or sometimes just "fala"
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In my six year long career in Tibia, I've never seen anything longer than "br?".
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Ah, I've seen a fair bit of variance, spanning WoW, EE, GW2, and a few other games.
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This conversation is making me glad I don't play online games
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Half of Polish population don't know what a period is for
And the other half are married to them?
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Disposing of a dead whale by blowing it up
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but in 1970, Oregon beaches were technically classified as state highways
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California beaches are state parks. Like, the entire coastline.
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Sounds like fun! Screaming down the sand at 65 mph, honking at beachgoers...
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Sounds like fun! Screaming down the sand at 65 mph, honking at beachgoers...
Until you crash into a dead whale.
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I had to tell him once that it was not kosher to have political bumper stickers on company vehicles.
Wait, what do rabbinical blessings have to do with company vehicles? I'm so confused!
And "fala br?" if they feel really talkative. Maybe even or "algum fala" or "algum fala br".
Ha, I've even seen "Algum br"!
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Yeah me too, once or twice.
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And the other half are married to them?
The other period. The one you have in mind we call monthling.
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Enjoying the rain, presumably. That's all that happens on our beaches.
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California beaches are state parks. Like, the entire coastline.
Huh? Unless something has changed recently, the beaches are state property (up to the mean high tide line — if the sand is wet, it's probably state property), but not necessarily a state park. However, I remember reading years ago that that is true of Hawaii.
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Wait, what do rabbinical blessings have to do with company vehicles? I'm so confused!
There's actually a plumbing company that has some generic "Give honor to God"-ish slogan on all of their vehicles here in TX
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Also, he was welding it with a sledgehammer. He needed a big electrode.
I kinda want to see a video of this happening. I envision it to be a guy wielding a sledgehammer with a thick wire attached, pulling out a full-arc swing onto whatever, resulting in a massive release of light and heat in an impressive display of electrotechnics.
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Thor pretending to be a blacksmith.
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There is such a thing as forge welding: Get two pieces of metal red-hot, and hit them with a hammer until they bond together.
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Get two pieces of metal red-hot, and hit them with a hammer until they bond together.
Ah, but wouldn't it be all the more impressive if you could heat up the metal (through conduction with electricity) at the same time you pound it with the sledgehammer!
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http://www.amherstsoul.com/post/133122838315/amherst-uprising-what-we-stand-for
5. President Martin must issue a statement to the Amherst College community at large that states we do not tolerate the actions of student(s) who posted the “All Lives Matter” posters, and the “Free Speech” posters that stated that “in memoriam of the true victim of the Missouri Protests: Free Speech.” Also let the student body know that it was racially insensitive to the students of color on our college campus and beyond who are victim to racial harassment and death threats; alert them that Student Affairs may require them to go through the Disciplinary Process if a formal complaint is filed, and that they will be required to attend extensive training for racial and cultural competency.
Thoughtcrime + reeducation. Also, accusing someone of "racial and cultural" incompetence sounds like denying their existence as people or something.