🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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Most of which I went back and undid (the deleted stuff, at least, not the moving posts stuff) once I had the ability.
Bravo. Have a Mediocre Post badger.
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Plans to create anti-fracking film underway
The film centres around Lara and John who are dancers who also happen to have Down Syndrome. They are in their final week of preparation for a big production with a famous company called Sprung! when trouble in the form of illegal CSG mining rears its head.
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The idea for the inclusion of a ‘one-legged, jaded activist’ arose simply because there was one close to hand who just happened to be a stellar performer, and Tony Barry became part of the team.Um...what?
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>The film centres around Lara and John who are dancers who also happen to have Down Syndrome. They are in their final week of preparation for a big production with a famous company called Sprung! when trouble in the form of illegal CSG mining rears its head.
There are a few dots that are left puzzlingly unconnected. Like, "How does CSG mining, legal or otherwise, pose a problem for a dance company?" Unless the CSG burns down the theatre in which they're going to perform, or something, I don't see the connection at all.
Actorvist
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There are a few dots that are left puzzlingly unconnected. Like, "How does CSG mining, legal or otherwise, pose a problem for a dance company?" Unless the CSG burns down the theatre in which they're going to perform, or something, I don't see the connection at all.
That stuff threatens us all you insensitive clod!
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www.edibleanus.com
'Nuf said.
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I do NOT want to click that link. For real this time.
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Chocolate candies cast from molds made of some person's anus. Very detailed. Click on it...as long as you are not at work. ;-)
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The anus that made Britain great.
You've got to be kidding me.
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Oh, and if you need a truly special and personal gift, they will take an alginate mold of your anus and make a bronze casting of it. The perfect gift for that special person in your life...
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This is why God invented incognito mode.
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I like chocolate, a lot. Some would say to an unhealthy degree. But TIL I have limits.
Still haven't clicked the link...
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Well, at least they don't do the bronze casting directly on Uranus.
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TIL I like chocolate unless it comes on anus form.
The TIL topic is that way <==>√\,]]>
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There's belgium in it.
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incognito doesn't hide your browsing from ... your internet service provider, or the websites you visit
No shit.
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>incognito doesn't hide your browsing from ... your internet service provider, or the websites you visit
No shit.
Hey,
somepeople are dumb.
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True that.
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Right, because it would be totally technically infeasible for Google to build a VPN-like solution into Chrome that sends all requests through their servers.
Oh wait...
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How many cows to pay for your bride to be.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=it.ads.app.lobolacalculator
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If you've ever wondered how much lobola/dowry someone would pay for you, relax because here is the app for you.
There's an App for that™
Good to know someone would pay 7 whole cows for me though. Makes me feel more appreciated.
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Bad idea: watching a movie at the mall where people hang around after game night.
I sat on the extreme right of the third row from the screen, in a manner very similar to that of Prof. Hawking.
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A student group at Mount Holyoke College has decided to cancel its annual performance of The Vagina Monologues, saying the play excludes the experiences of transgender women who don’t have a vagina.
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Keeping your gun and iPod in the same bag, which you also allow your 3 year old into
[Quote="BBCNews"]
A three-year-old American boy has shot his mother and father with the same bullet after pulling a gun from her handbag, police say.[/quote][Quote="BBCNews"]
The toddler was apparently reaching for an iPod.The bullet passed through his father's buttock and hit his mother, who is eight months pregnant, in the arm. Both parents are said to be recovering.[/quote]
Filed under: it would have been better if he'd been reaching for gum and accidentally pulled out gun, off by one error
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Filed under: it would have been better if he'd been reaching for gum and accidentally pulled out gun, off by one error
But it says gub. Or is that just bad penmanship.
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The bullet passed through his father's buttock and hit his mother, who is eight months pregnant, in the arm. Both parents are said to be recovering.
Damn. His sibling really dodged a bullet there...
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what about the kid?
[quote="BBCNews]
Albuquerque police said the district attorney's office would decide whether the parents would face negligence charges. The children have been taken into care.
[/quote]Not really a happy ending, but how stupid do you have to be to leave a gun where your unattended toddler can get to it?
It seems like this kind of incident is not unusual.
@BBCNews said:
In December a woman in the state of Idaho was killed after her two-year-old son accidentally shot her with a gun he found when reaching into her handbag in a Wal-Mart store.
Filed under: toddlers do, Guns don't kill people
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Not even a Darwin award will be given since they already procreated.
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but how stupid do you have to be to leave a gun where your unattended toddler can get to it?
And don't guns have safeties, usually? I'd hope a firearm that gets carried around inside a handbag to have some sort of lock so it wouldn't fire one its own.
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And don't guns have safeties, usually? I'd hope a firearm that gets carried around inside a handbag to have some sort of lock so it wouldn't fire one its own.
Many reasons why this person failed. CCW permit holders should know better.
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Commenting on risqué posts on Facebook: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jan/30/facebook-feed-not-safe-for-work-commenting
Until this week, I didn’t know that you could buy a $15 Balloon Knot modesty cover to plug between the buttocks of your lifesize sex-doll to cover up “doll gape” when not in use.
I know now, thanks to a link posted by a friend on Facebook. And thanks to my comment on that post, and the social network’s news feed algorithm, so do several of my aunts and cousins and my great aunt. And my mum.Article SFW.
Googling for "Balloon Knot modesty cover" not so much...
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So… do you think they'll find that useful information?
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Googling for "Balloon Knot modesty cover" not so much...
Yummy, chocolate... oh wait, that's not chocolate.
Filed under: Not everything is an edible anus.
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INB4: That's what she said..
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INB4: That's what she said..
is it wrong that the first two thoughts through my head were (in order):
- That's Accalia level spelloring there.
- oh ick! DO NOT WANT!
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Article SFW.
Googling for "Balloon Knot modesty cover" not so much...
Really, if you have a life-size, expensive, sex doll...are you really worried about its modesty? shudder
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Really, if you have a life-size, expensive, sex doll...are you really worried about its modesty?
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why does the word "Japan" pop into my head and refuse to leave while reading that article?
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http://www.oaoa.com/news/education/article_6b47c224-a8d2-11e4-8989-1f5b0d13dadd.html
His father, Jason Steward, said the family had been to see “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” last weekend. His son brought a ring to his class at Kermit Elementary School and told another boy his magic ring could make the boy disappear.
Steward said the principal said threats to another child’s safety would not be tolerated – whether magical or not.
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told another boy his magic ring could make the boy disappear
If the “magic” ring summons Big Vinnie who works at the concrete plant near the docks, I could understand how the disappearing trick works, and would find it sufficiently threatening to side with the Principal.
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s/mafia/magic/ is a bit of a stretch even for @accalia spellaring.
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the “magic” ring summons Big Vinnie
wait. you know Vinnie too?
What's he asking for concrete shoes these days, cause i think he might be gouging me on the price.
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And don't guns have safeties, usually? I'd hope a firearm that gets carried around inside a handbag to have some sort of lock so it wouldn't fire one its own.
Quite a few don't have safeties actually. Glock's notorious for it, and you can really get Glock fans wound up by claiming they don't have safeties. They'll start ranting about how "It has several safeties, just doesn't have an external manual safety." It's hilarious. Kind of like telling an Apple fan that their new iMac with an integrated GPU does not have the best graphics, in fact it's rather mediocre.
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What's he asking for concrete shoes these days, cause i think he might be gouging me on the price.
Two words: pay him.
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