🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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Is this guy compensating or something?
Maybe. I'm expecting him and @accalia to have a compensation competition for that wooden spoon.
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Maybe. I'm expecting him and @accalia to have a compensation competition for that wooden spoon.
if he wants the spoon he can have it!
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Throwing the spoon in the ring?
never cared for it. i have the spoon sure, but it's not like i have to have it.
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you want the spoon? you can have it.
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-shrug-
you call there. not mine.
;-)
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I beg to differ.
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well ok, according to the Rules @pjh created for the badge i have to have it. and i will admit i did ask for the creation of the badge when he created the % badges, but that was because i though it funny, not because i wanted it.
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Heh. You wanna get rid of it, you could just talk a little less.
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you could just talk a little less.
Individually I understand every one of those words, but when you put them together in that particular order..... they make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
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Individually I understand every one of those words, but when you put them together in that particular order..... they make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Try this: little a talk could less just you
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Knuth shuffle FTW!
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Title's fairly descriptive of what it's about, but some choice quotes:
I can't remember exactly when I decided to start Geotagging my partner, but I do know why. It wasn’t that I didn’t trust him; I just wanted to build on that trust with cold hard evidence.
It is one of those small concessions you make in relationships. I don’t complain if he leaves the toilet seat up, he enables an app which allows me to track his location. That’s just how our love works.
This isn’t about invading his privacy.
If you want an easy life, demand access to your boyfriend’s Google calendar and GPS on his phone. I know where mine is, where he has to go, who he is with and when he will be back.
And from the peanut gallery:
When your boyfriend asks you to wear a chastity belt because he wants to trust you more, not less, I hope you will respond positively and understandingly.
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that is not a healthy relationship. that is a deeply dependant (or possibly codependant) relationshipp and that's not healthy!
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War is Peace. Freedom is slavery. Minimum wage is welfare. Etc, etc, etc.
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access to your boyfriend’s Google calendar
Because if I was cheating on someone I'd put it in a Google calendar.
"Cinema with $Mistress - 7:00pm - 10:00pm".
"Fucking $Mistress - 10:05pm - 10:17pm"Moral issues aside, anyone stupid enough to get caught so easily probably isn't cut out for it.
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Moral issues aside, anyone stupid enough to get caught so easily probably isn't cut out for it.
Anyone stupid enough to get caught that easily is too stupid to know how stupid they are, and will do it anyway, and will get caught at least that easily.
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But yes, it is also comforting. There are times when he is working late or staying in a different city and I can wake up in the middle of the night and look at his dot on the map and know he is where he is supposed to be.
Yes, because sex has never happened on office furniture before... Also, if he is in another city, all she knows is that he is at his hotel. Cheating never occurs in hotels, right?
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Or, "Hey, let's pop over to your place for a quickie. I will leave my phone here. My girlfriend won't call because she will assume I am at the office."
Seriously, why do men or women stay with people this controlling and possessive. If any woman ever asked me to let them track me through GPS, I would ask them if they had lost their goddamned mind.
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Yes, because sex has never happened on office furniture before... Also, if he is in another city, all she knows is that he is at his hotel. Cheating never occurs in hotels, right?
Well, sure. That's when you ask him to turn on facetime and just prop his phone up in the corner.
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Seriously, why do men or women stay with people this controlling and possessive.
dependent and codependent relationships are not funny.... in fact they are rather scary.
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dependent and codependent relationships are not funny.... in fact they are rather scary.
Never said they were. I would not make light of such situations when they are frequently abusive, etc. I just don't understand them.
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Well, sure. That's when you ask him to turn on facetime and just prop his phone up in the corner.
That's when you tell her to go kick rocks.
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I just don't understand them.
sadly, often times neither do the people involved in them. it's part of what makes them so insideous.
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that's the word.
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Based on the Latin word "insidiae".
Filed under: Finally, those years of Latin lessons have paid off!
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Filed under: Finally, those years of Latin lessons have paid off!No, no they haven't.
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Because if I was cheating on someone I'd put it in a Google calendar."Cinema with $Mistress - 7:00pm - 10:00pm"."Fucking $Mistress - 10:05pm - 10:17pm"
"Cut brake lines on $Girlfriend's car - 10:30pm - 10:40pm"
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"Cut brake lines on $Girlfriend's car - 10:30pm - 10:40pm"
Fashion a funny hat from her skin and entrails - 10:45 - 11:00
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Fashion a funny hat from her skin and entrails
Watch out, you'll give @abarker ideas for his next hattening.
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Fashion a funny hat from her skin and entrails - 10:45 - 11:00
No way is that only a fifteen minute task.
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No way is that only a fifteen minute task.
It is if done on a plane that crosses a timezone.
Also, why did I have to select your text three times before the quote button showed up?
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@mott555 - Days Since Last Discourse Bug: 0
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I've found the same. Depending on browser and platform, the only workable way to quote a paragraph is either triple-clicking or dragging. I don't think I've ran into a combination where both work yet.
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Watch out, you'll give @abarker ideas for his next hattening.
Hmmm, maybe the next one should be a fox-skin hat ...
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No way is that only a fifteen minute task.
That all depends on how much practice you have.
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For anyone who cares, it's better to let some air into the break system than to cut the tubes.
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It is if done on a plane that crosses a timezone.
Calendars don't work that way, least not nowadays. Being able to control what timezone your calendar is using for display is ever so useful when you're travelling (especially when you're going a long way).
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@da_Doctah said:
@Polygeekery said:
Fashion a funny hat from her skin and entrails - 10:45 - 11:00
No way is that only a fifteen minute task.
It is if done on a plane that crosses a timezone.
There was me thinking that a screaming baby was the worst person you could sit next to.
Filed under: More napkins for seat 12B
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For anyone who cares, it's better to let some air into the break system than to cut the tubes.
Not that you would know though, right? Right?
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For anyone who cares, it's better to let some air into the break system than to cut the tubes.
Brake.