🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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A large part of what they preach is that anyone who disagrees is utter slime and should die in horrible ways. This is the part I have a hard time believing Buddhists would be okay with.
Got it now, the association between SJW's and Buddhists you took as an insult. You're right. Buddhists are far too accepting of the belief in others for that comparison, but that is not what I was attempting to say. How about?:
@Intercourse said:
If most SJW's lived what they preach, they would be living in poverty and being shit on by everyone in the world.
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The best part is, some of them seem to be proud of that W that marks them as servants of Khorne.
Which reminds me of the time I saw a photoshop of an American election image where Tzeench replaced Obama behind the word 'Change!'
It's probably on 1d4chan somewhere.
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@Intercourse has summoned me, and so I appear.
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It's an obscure outcropping that extends from 4chan's traditional games board. A wiki of things they make, many of which might be interesting to more people here than even I expect.
If you venture in, I suggest searching for the story of Sameo and the tales of Old Man Jenkins.
They also seem to revel in things they themselves label heresy, and so you end up with glorious monstrosities like Warhammer High. Written by people who know far too much about the canon, yet feel like doing something that may invoke unspeakable quantities of pure nerdrage.
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http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Protesters-Block-I-395-in-Both-Directions-284258991.html
>The group of about 20 people formed a human chain across the 14th Street Bridge [on I-395] at D Street NW Monday, shutting the bridge down at the heart of rush hour. Police stood by, giving the protesters time to peacefully share their message.
WTF, arrest those assholes already. I'm sure they won a lot of converts with that stunt. This is how you know they're either idiots or just want to exploit shit for the attention it gets them.
This is the exit just south of the one that I get on in the morning. I probably would not have been too happy if I came across them.
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"Hands Up Don't Shoot."
I love the irony of these signs, given that everything I've read about the evidence says that Brown did the opposite of this. Hopefully their protests will inspire the next Gentle Giant Convenience Store Robber to stay alive.
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"Hands Up Don't Shoot."
I love the irony of these signs, given that everything I've read about the evidence says that Brown did the opposite of this. Hopefully their protests will inspire the next Gentle Giant Convenience Store Robber to stay alive.
Yeah, I'm almost tempted to say "f*** what you think......hey, that's something that he actually did say!" to a protestor.
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Software that brings up the phrase "this reminds me of the original Hotmail"
Yeah, that just happened...
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Porn is a microagression
I bet porn would count as a full-on aggression to an SJW.
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Still a better board game than "Fair Go"
I bet we can work up a joke about this game and @ben_lubar's favorite programming language, but I'm too lazy.
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I bet porn would count as a full-on aggression to an SJW.
Not always. Some consider it a form of female empowerment. Don't expect sense-make.
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Some consider it a form of female employment.
That's how I read it at a glimpse. I should get some coffee.
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I may be a terrible person, but this was just so much easier this way:
/** * Split the provided string on the comma character, removing white * space on either side of the delimiter. * Backslash and comma characters can be escaped with a preceeding backslash. * @param string $filterString the string to split. * @return array An array of filter string parts. */ private function tokenize($filterString) { // Replace escaped backslashes with a placeholder $filterString = str_replace('\\\\', '<<BACKSLASH>>', $filterString); // Replace escaped commas with a placeholder $filterString = str_replace('\\,', '<<COMMA>>', $filterString); // Split on non-escaped commas $tokens = preg_split('/\\s*,\\s*/', $filterString, null, PREG_SPLIT_NO_EMPTY); // Replace any placeholders in the tokens with the correct character return str_replace(array('<<BACKSLASH>>', '<<COMMA>>'), array('\\', ','), $tokens); }
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Trying to escape the escaping?
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<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
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Poe's law?
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she's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
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I enjoy coming back to stories like this later, to see how the story changes. I guess it hasn't been enough time yet, because there doesn't seem to be much more to report. This article does suggest a different story though: that the person who got shot was the one driving, and that the other party had been trying to take the gun from her when it went off. The whole thing is quite imprecise and disorganized though, as I guess you'd expect from a second-hand account days after the event.
The original article was pretty interesting though, in that it could probably work as a kind of rorschach test for which way somebody's prejudices lie, like: did the deceased come off as more ‘urban’ or ‘country’ to you?
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come off as more ‘urban’ or ‘country’ to you?
These are not mutually exclusive. I grew up in a semi-rural area, and a lot of the "country" people also liked to act more than a bit "urban".
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did the deceased come off as more ‘urban’
Is "urban" a euphemism for "black"?
or ‘country’
Is "country" a euphemism for "redneck"?
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Yes
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Is "urban" a euphemism for "black"?
"Urban" is a euphemism for "ghetto as fuck".
Is "country" a euphemism for "redneck"?
Also, yes.
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Pickup truck playing country hits with the bass turnt all the way up.
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@Intercourse said:
Playing music the way it's meant to be played.
You forgot what thread this is, didn't you?
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not going to fall for this again.
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Microaggression is when someone knows exactly what to say to make you feel like shit but when somebody asks what's up it's all “I was just asking if they wanted jalapeños, that's allowed right?”.
But yeah, also that “things only happen if I, a white man, allow them to happen” guy's a douche.
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Back to Godwin...
The southern French city of Marseille has been forced to scrap a system of yellow triangles intended to help spot homeless people after it was accused of employing Nazi-style tactics.
The cards, which were handed out to homeless people, detail their health issues and are bright yellow in order to be easily spotted.
But human rights groups and government ministers have criticised the "yellow triangle cards" in France's second city, saying they are "stigmatising", and hark back to the Star of David sewn onto Jewish people's clothes during the Holocaust.
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But human rights groups and government ministers have criticised the "yellow triangle cards" in France's second city, saying they are "stigmatising", and hark back to the Star of David sewn onto Jewish people's clothes during the Holocaust.
Idiots. As if no one will know that the extremely disheveled person, pushing a shopping cart down the sidewalk that is full of recyclables and refuse is homeless unless they have a yellow triangle hanging from their neck??
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Is Cards Against Humanity going to remove the Relatively Clean Homeless People cards?
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Microaggression is when someone knows exactly what to say to make you feel like shit but when somebody asks what's up it's all “I was just asking if they wanted jalapeños, that's allowed right?”.
Statements like this remind me of a stupid joke:
A fellow was going through the grocery checkout line when the cashier says, "You must be single?" He inquires, "Can you tell that just based upon the items I purchase?" She replies, "No, you're an ugly bastard."
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Is Cards Against Humanity going to remove the Relatively Clean Homeless People cards?
No, they will just start a "Cards for SJW's" spinoff. The box will be empty, like their beliefs.
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@Intercourse said:
The box will be empty, like their beliefs.
Or it will be full of (un)funny stereotypes about average white males.
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Or it will be full of (un)funny stereotypes about average white males.
All the white cards will be "Heterosexual white male aged 25-40" and everyone will be a winner, unless they are playing with a minority in which case they will give them bonus points so they can win by default.
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i really have to make @godwin
Would it be funnier to make @hitler and have have @godwin appear for @hitler's mentions?
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@hilter and @hitler registered.
this should get interesting when i make those bots (after i finally make admin bot for @pjh. work on him starts tonight as i finally have the admin controls i promised @blakeyrat done, or close enough anyway. he should have a much easier time ignoring the bots at least.)
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I'm not sure what the caption is about, but the premise of the skit is that Hitler lived and is still living in England under the pseudonym Hilter.
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that's the one!
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I'm not sure what the caption is about, but the premise of the skit is that Hitler lived and is still living in England under the pseudonym Hilter.
yep. my plan is to create a dualbot based off of sockbot, so that you summon @hilter and @hitler replies, and visa versa. :-D
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Creative!
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i thought so!
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@Intercourse said:
All the white cards will be "Heterosexual white male aged 25-40" and everyone will be a winner
That doesn't seem like something an SJW would do--all the white men must be losers.
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so that you summon @hilter and @hitler replies, and visa versa.
That should really be random, though, so you don't know which personality actually replies.
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@Intercourse said:
All the white cards will be "Heterosexual white female aged 25-40" and everyone will be a winner
FTFY.