The Official Status Thread
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Fucking quote me.
Even if I did, that logic makes no sense. If I say "Ford Fusion is the best car ever" that doesn't imply I know how to remove the sparkplugs on one.
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This is more akin to you saying "Ford Fusion is the best car ever" and then not knowing how to turn it on.
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It's the best because it has a RFID key. You don't need to do anything to turn it on. Just be physically near it with the keys on your person.
NOW do you see why your question was dumb?
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So you're saying that PowerShell is poorly designed?
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Aren't you the guy who always says that PowerShell is the best thing ever?
He just likes to bitch about people using things that pre-date it. I suggest you open a topic in Coding Help instead of clogging up the Status topic with this stuff.
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Too soon. I'm not ready.
There, there. Everything's going to be fine.
There there, Sheldon's here. – 00:28
— Rev. BackwardsFeet
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I suggest you open a topic in Coding Help instead of clogging up the Status topic with this stuff.
Whoa betide those of us who have to suffer through this because the mod's aren't doing there job and jeffing this stuff to anew thread.
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Whoa betide those of us who have to suffer through this because the mod's aren't doing there job and jeffing this stuff to anew thread.
Yeah. That must suck.
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for jeffing request.
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May the odds be ever in your favor.
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Help, I'm being milliaggressed!
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You were asking for it, the way you were standing on that lawn provocatively.
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#slutshaming
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USB port in your car? Pfft I drive a 2006 man.
Ordered a Quick Charge 2.0 car charger for ~$9
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@FrostCat said:
because the mod's aren't doing there job
You're doing that on purpose.
What was your first clue, Sunshine?
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@ben_lubar said:
@FrostCat said:
because the mod's aren't doing there job
You're doing that on purpose.
What was your first clue, Sunshine?
It was two consistent too bee a'n @accalia.
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Ah, so you didn't notice the HTML comment, eh?
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Two things:
- Why would I look at an HTML comment in a post not made by Remy?
- I looked at the comment and still have no idea what you were intending.
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- YMBNH
- There was originally a typo, but before I submitted it I caught it. Then I added several more, including the first word. Then I put the comment there so people would know it wasn't a mistake.
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Holy Jesus H. Christ.
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Status: Docker sure likes to fuck with my tty output: https://asciinema.org/a/8xejtqawx53nz52bgsahylkm8
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That's aliased to
Get-Help
, just likels
is aliased toGet-ChildItem
by default.
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Try this:
get-alias
. Most bash and DOS builtins are aliased to powershell commands.
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Replace
{12..16}
with$(12..16)
and surround the whole filename in double quotes (not single, those are for literals)
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open 175*_2015-12-14_00012 13 14 15 16.png: The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect.
Not quite, but closer.
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I'll fix it when I get in front of a computer (in a bit).
dwarfocr
probably doesn't support wildcards in filenames so you'd have to do something likels "175*_stuff.png" | ./dwarfocr
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Status: Fuck you too, Vimeo.
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STATUS:
My new rule for frontend UX design: If your solution to "need more stuff" is "pop up a dialog", STOP.
Think.
Take a step back.
Try to refactor shit into multiple pages or sections or steps. Anything.
Both you and your users might end up happier in the end.
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I don't know why it's this complex, but this works:
$a = 12..16; $a | % { gci "175*_2015-12-14_000$($_).png"}
Just pipe it in to:
./dwarfocr
.Our company has a dedicated powershell engineer guy from Microsoft, I'll see what he thinks. That's some wonky syntax.
EDIT: Now with added regex!:
dir | Where-Object {$_.Name -match "175(.)*_2015-12-14_0001[2-6]\.png"}
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Status: Docker sure likes to fuck with my tty output: https://asciinema.org/a/8xejtqawx53nz52bgsahylkm8
tty would you do that?
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STATUS:
My new rule for frontend UX design: If your solution to "need more stuff" is "pop up a dialog", STOP.
Think.
Take a step back.
Try to refactor shit into multiple pages or sections or steps. Anything.
Both you and your users might end up happier in the end.
Filed under: 504 OK
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Slightly anonymized, but this is the core of this unit test WTF:
std::vector<uint16_t> data(16*32); TS_ASSERT_EQUALS(6*32,data.size());
I'm starting to want to track down whoever wrote these tests and falcon punch him.
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I doubt the correctness of that statement.
Rule #1 of TDWTF: blakeyrat is always right.
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Status: Found a very useful test in our unit test suite.
if (readCount == 128) assertEquals(readCount, 128) ```</blockquote>
/* Global count of all reads */
public static int _readCount = 0;public static int readCount
{
get
{
return _readCount;
}
}public static byte[] read(file)
{
/* Do read file here */
_readCount++;return b;
}
There. Your test suite will now detect race conditions and threading issues.
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STATUS: After hours of talking with a Korean contractor, we are still not clear on a few very basic questions we'd hired him to answer.
Also, still not sure where the language barrier ends and stupidity begins.
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Compliance training includes All of the above option in checkbox question.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THAT NONSENSE. THEY'RE NOT RADIO BUTTONS!
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THEY'RE NOT RADIO BUTTONS!
But maybe they've got some javascript to make them behave that way anyway?
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Nope.
It's a little less egregious because the answer wasn't All of the Above, but still why?
Had to do one earlier this year that was all of the above and it took me forever to pass that training because you couldn't tell what to do (Check the answers? Check All of the Above? Check all the things?)
[poll type=multiple]
- Check the Answers
- Check All of the Above
- Check ALL THE THINGS
- Checkbox
[/poll]
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Also, thanks for installing IE 11 on my machine with no way to remove it when I need to support a webapp in IE9. Also no VMs that's bad ;)
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Compatibility or Enterprise mode.
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NoThanks.TIFF
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You have 30 days before IE 9 is swiss cheese.
IE9 goes out of support next month anyway, unless you're on Vista.
Doesn't matter.
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Please go die the most horrid, unimaginable death possible. As a sysadmin, I absolutely loathe you developers who refuse to update your shit to something modern, because then I have to support all these out of date pieces of shit like IE 8 and Java 7.