The Official Status Thread
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Jason Bourne
The CIA can detect someone is hacking them. But they have to manually type all counter-measures. IDS, wats that?
fake edit nevermind, the HACKER has an IDS, which detects a trace and disconnects.
If that's the case, CIA, guys-- I think I know why you're getting bested on the cyberhacking thing.
The hackers have all the best tools dontcha know.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
The hackers have all the best tools dontcha know.
This one has a thinkpad with a nipple-nub. So-- yes.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
The hackers have all the best tools dontcha know.
This one has a thinkpad with a nipple-nub. So-- yes.
OMG I have a fleet of those!
imgur.com/94dnW
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Status: Firefox gets no love.
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@Lorne-Kates E_NO_REPRO on Chromium 51. The space does not get selected at all on a double click.
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@Erufael said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates E_NO_REPRO on Chromium 51. The space does not get selected at all on a double click.
REPRO Chrome 52. Yay Linux?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
REPRO Chrome 52. Yay Linux?
I'm guessing it's OS dependent, since double-click-to-select is handled by the windowing system.
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@Lorne-Kates Looks like that's the winner. Does indeed occur on my Windows desktop with Chrome.
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@Erufael said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates Looks like that's the winner. Does indeed occur on my Windows desktop with Chrome.
Great, so now that we've solved the mystery of "which OS performs the optional step that I explicitly said was optional and you can just select a word and a space anyways", can we get back to the rest of the NodeBB bug that fucks up
<del><ins>
positioning because counting is hard?
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Status: Stephen Colbert interviewed the Chicago police superintestine that Donald Trump said said he could clean up all of Chicago's crime in ten hours and that the police should totally hire their own superintestine.
I can't post a video because they haven't uploaded it yet, so instead here are 7 Cyanide and Happiness comics:
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
the Chicago police superintestine
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
superintestine
WTF is that?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
the Chicago police superintestine
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
superintestine
WTF is that?
It's the cop that's gonna clean up this shitty town.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
superintestine
WTF is that?
You'll have to watch the show that was on a few minutes ago to find out!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
superintestine
WTF is that?
You'll have to watch the show that was on a few minutes ago to find out!
Because I have a time machine, right?
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
I can't post a video because they haven't uploaded it yet
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Status: Sigh.....
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@Tsaukpaetra DHTML? What year is it?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra DHTML? What year is it?
2006, apparently.
But it may be more recent, the site is using Bootstrap.....
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@Lorne-Kates With some German beer?
http://www.licher.de/uploads/pics/produkte_premium-pilsner_01.png
(Disclaimer: I don't drink beer and I don't think I know anyone who drinks that particular brand)
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Status:
Awkward: Cards Against Humanity. With my kids.
More awkward: Winning
Most awkward: Explaining the definition of "smegma."
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
smegma
It's not every day you hear that particular word...
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@Tsaukpaetra No, it's not.
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Yesterday's status:
12:00: created a testing database on Azure.
12:30: deployed a web API on Azure.
12:35: the API doesn't work, spewing the usual "an error occured" message.
12:40-13:00: actually adding some logging to the API.
13:00-17:00: apparently the API can't connect to the database, so I tinker with all the firewall settings, networking settings, connection strings in the app, connection strings on Azure, everything.
17:00: the API finally starts working.
17:05: I realize all the settings are currently set up exactly as they were at 12:30. ?
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Status: Accidentally named a WTDWTF category. Can now die happy, my contributions to humanity reached levels way above expected.
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STATUS:
TDWTF notifications are suddenly producing an annoying sound. Trying to figure out if it's the nodeBB software, chrome browser or Windows itself that's making it.
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@cartman82 It's nodeBB.
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 It's nodeBB.
Website that produces unsolicited noise without obvious means of shutting it down? What a great idea!
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@cartman82
Go into your profile settings, change nothing, and click save. Then the sound settings will be turned off, since the profile defaults to "no sound" for each setting.I've raised an issue upstream over it, @julianlam indicated he's going to look into behavior changes for it Soon(TM)
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As with Infiniwhine, it is a nice feature to have, but a terrible one to have on by default.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
superintestine
WTF is that?
You'll have to watch the show that was on a few minutes ago to find out!
Because I have a time machine, right?
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
I can't post a video because they haven't uploaded it yet
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
How's THAT for a bug report, motherfuckers?
You didn't report it in NodeBB's bug tracker. You didn't report it in the plugin's bug tracker. You didn't report it in the WTDWTF bug tracker. You didn't even post it in the bugs category. I think there is only one response possible to your question:
SO HOW COME IT'S OK TO LIBELOUSLY CALL A STATUS POST A BUG REPORT?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Stephen Colbert interviewed the Chicago police superintestine
At the superdonut shop?
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 It's nodeBB.
Website that produces unsolicited noise without obvious means of shutting it down? What a great idea!
Luddite. This is the future, grandpa. You just can't handle new technology. Websites aren't going to cater to 0.01% of who get scared of change.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
How's THAT for a bug report, motherfuckers?
You didn't report it in NodeBB's bug tracker. You didn't report it in the plugin's bug tracker. You didn't report it in the WTDWTF bug tracker. You didn't even post it in the bugs category. I think there is only one response possible to your question:
SO HOW COME IT'S OK TO LIBELOUSLY CALL A STATUS POST A BUG REPORT?
I didn't make any claims about the location of the bug report. Just the content.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
How's THAT for a bug report, motherfuckers?
You didn't report it in NodeBB's bug tracker. You didn't report it in the plugin's bug tracker. You didn't report it in the WTDWTF bug tracker. You didn't even post it in the bugs category. I think there is only one response possible to your question:
SO HOW COME IT'S OK TO LIBELOUSLY CALL A STATUS POST A BUG REPORT?
I didn't make any claims about the location of the bug report. Just the content.
I'll jot mine down on this sticky note for next time.
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Status: I am just going to believe I woke up at dawn. After all, it's dawn somewhere, right?
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@aliceif I thought that was the correct bird.
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STATUS:
For the first time in months (maybe years), I got a computer virus.
I haven't been pirating much lately, so I guess I got rusty. Sorted torrents by new, ignored the verified status, didn't check comments, just ran the exe... Sloppy!
It installed some services, hijacked browsers and made me waste an hour cleaning things up.
Interestingly, while it added its crap to Chrome and FF, it didn't even bother with Edge. Poor Edge, even viruses ignore it.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
it didn't even bother with Edge
That's because nobody writes plugins for Edge!
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Status: Someone must have messed with the timestamps or something...
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Status:
Spot the Pokémon Go player!
Did not see Peter Ustinov.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Peter Ustinov
Who?
Running facial comparison...
Not found.
Closest match:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Who?
Have you never seen Logan's Run? The last scene of the movie was filmed here, at the Fort Worth Water Gardens.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Who?
Have you never seen Logan's Run? The last scene of the movie was filmed here, at the Fort Worth Water Gardens.
I don't watch a lot of movies... Never heard of this one.
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@Tsaukpaetra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ttu_htiwc
They rather obviously heavily cropped it so you can't see downtown.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Spot the Pokémon Go player!
The one underwater, drowned and bloated?
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
The one underwater, drowned and bloated?
Nope. That happened in 2004, and they rigged the central pool so it's only a couple of feet deep now. I was talking about the guy in the red shirt with the cable going from his phone to a pocket--he's probably got a battery bank in there to keep the phone running longer.
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Status: woke up at 3AM.
Cool!
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
cable going from his phone to a pocket--he's probably got a battery bank in there to keep the phone running longer.
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TIL:
My choice of redux async handlers are "sagas", "epics" or "thunks".