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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
turn of what?
icky. kirk.
i know what he's banged. i'll pass, even if he is a starship captain.
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@flabdablet said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
And now the thieves just break windows instead.
I've never had that problem, probably because I don't live in New York City.
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@accalia The best star ship captain.
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@lucas1 said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia The best star ship captain.
the measure of a starship captain is not in how many aliens you boink.
icky.
i have standards!
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@accalia It is a toss up between Picard then and Kirk .. and believe me I don't want to cause that sort of argument on an internet forum.
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@lucas1 said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia It is a toss up between Picard then and Kirk .. and believe me I don't want to cause that sort of argument on an internet forum.
picard's alright.
for me though, i like a family man. Sisko FTW there.
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@accalia Sisko ain't flying no where on his space station.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
icky. kirk.
Damn, I should've embedded the tweet instead--it's on a loop that way.
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
i know what he's banged.
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@lucas1 said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia Sisko ain't flying no where on his space station.
so?
he's got the runabouts and the defiant when he needs to be somewhere. Not that he really wants adventure all that much, what with the kid back on the station.
also, he's the only captain that actually slapped Q right in the face where he so richly deserved it.
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
icky. kirk.
Damn, I should've embedded the tweet instead--it's on a loop that way.
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
i know what he's banged.
see? i'm not going to risk getting space STDs from him.
when was the last time he was tested fore that sort of stuff anyway?
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@accalia They got advanced space condoms, it is all cool. Just need to wear the right type for the right colour of alien hottie.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
also, he's the only captain that actually slapped Q right in the face where he so richly deserved it.
Only because he was never in TOS. Kirk would've decked him.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
when was the last time he was tested fore that sort of stuff anyway?
Weekly, probably.
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
also, he's the only captain that actually slapped Q right in the face where he so richly deserved it.
Only because he was never in TOS. Kirk would've decked him.
absolutely.
that's probably why he never showed up in TOS.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
also, he's the only captain that actually slapped Q right in the face where he so richly deserved it.
Only because he was never in TOS. Kirk would've decked him.
absolutely.
that's probably why he never showed up in TOS.
either that or he was afraid kirk would try to boink him.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
that's probably why he never showed up in TOS.
That's fuel for team "Kirk is best Captain", btw.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
not insensitive as such....
rather sensitive in fact.
just the results are often not the desired results.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
not insensitive as such....
rather sensitive in fact.
just the results are often not the desired results.
Not... helping!!!! Or maybe you are, actually. BRB have excess liquids to release...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
not insensitive as such....
rather sensitive in fact.
just the results are often not the desired results.
Not... helping!!!! Or maybe you are, actually. BRB have excess liquids to release...
overload?
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
not insensitive as such....
rather sensitive in fact.
just the results are often not the desired results.
Not... helping!!!! Or maybe you are, actually. BRB have excess liquids to release...
overload?
It's strange, I haven't had physical reaction to this before. This is one for the journal!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
not insensitive as such....
rather sensitive in fact.
just the results are often not the desired results.
Not... helping!!!! Or maybe you are, actually. BRB have excess liquids to release...
overload?
It's strange, I haven't had physical reaction to this before. This is one for the journal!
a winnar is me!
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@Tsaukpaetra Maybe you have unusual preferences for this stuff. The electric collar thing isn't something I would expect from a MLP fan, you people are odd
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
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@groo said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra Maybe you have unusual preferences for this stuff. The electric collar thing isn't something I would expect from a MLP fan, you people are odd
I'm not your typical brony
To be fair, I may be projecting. The back of my neck contains a not-insignificant control point for communications to a majority of my body, tampering of which has been known to cause... interesting... sensations.
On one such occasion I discovered I have programming capable of handling wings, tails (including prehensile-compatible), tentacles, and antennae. Well, those are the most compatible, there are quite a few sub-classes for a bunch of other things...
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@lucas1 said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
It is a toss up between Picard then and Kirk .. and believe me I don't want to cause that sort of argument on an internet forum.
Best Star Trek Captains:
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That hard-ass who took over for Picard when he was dealing with Cardassian biological weapons and whose name I can't remember. Bonus: played by Dick Jones from Robocop/Cohaagen from Total Recall. I liked it because the entire 2-part special was playing him up like he was some sort of incompetent and it turned out in the end that he actually was the best man for the job and Starfleet was 100% right to put him in the Enterprise. I like bait and switches. Also he got Troi to wear a fucking uniform while on duty.
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Frasier who fell into a space whirly thing and then immediately ran directly into Picard's ass. That's his entire contribution to Star Trek.
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Archer from Enterprise who was such a hilariously horrible captain that you'd actually think it was really Doctor Sam Beckett who leaped into a Starfleet captain and was just faking the entire time. (The only saving grace was that his engineer Trip was somehow even more incompetent.)
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Lorne-Kates said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
, ever since Firefox went full idiot and
Was that before or after version 22?
FF20, I believe. It was one in a long line of idiotic design decisions that stopped me from ever upgrading.
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@blakeyrat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
Star Trek
In Star Trek they don't have bathrooms on the ship so I assume there's a transporter technician whose job is to just monitor the crew's bladder and bowels by remote and beam it out of them.
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@Lorne-Kates said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@blakeyrat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
Star Trek
In Star Trek they don't have bathrooms on the ship so I assume there's a transporter technician whose job is to just monitor the crew's bladder and bowels by remote and beam it out of them.
https://youtu.be/ig_X_NNRgUI?t=1h41m14s
@ 1h 41m 14s Ok, I think technically that's the sonic shower, but still...
Edit: Also, that computer voice is incredibly annoying. Would uninstall that AI immediately.
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
You don't have a button on each door? What if your fob's battery dies while you're inside and the doors are locked?
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
You don't have a button on each door?
Neither of my cars have that. They just unlock when I pull the handle from inside. An actual physical lock sounds a bit backwards to me (especially since they're all fly-by-wire these days anyway)
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@anotherusername said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
There's a reason my key is on a carabiner clipped to my belt.... otherwise i would forget it in the car or at work far too often.
An anti-bark collar would train you better to stop forgetting them, probably.
you would think so.... but i burned out the first one, and drained the batteries on the second.
besides the carabiner technique works a treat.
TIL @accalia is insensitive to shock therapy. My dreams just got a lot kinkier....
buy me a drink first, then ask again. ;-)
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@Gurth Manual buttons like cars have had since whatever are a lot cheaper than new glass.
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@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
buy me a drink first, then ask again.
Do you like Coke or Cherry Coke?
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
buy me a drink first, then ask again.
Do you like Coke or Cherry Coke?
which one has more ABV?
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@accalia depends how long the cherries were fermenting
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@Jaloopa said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia depends how long the cherries were fermenting
It's funny that you think actual cherries may have been involved.
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@FrostCat first they came for the cocoa leaves, and I said nothing for I was not addicted to cocaine
Next they came for the cherries and I said nothing because I prefer Tango anyway
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@Jaloopa said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@FrostCat first they came for the cocoa leaves, and I said nothing for I was not addicted to cocaine
Next they came for the cherries and I said nothing because I prefer Tango anywayCocaine comes from cocoa? I guess that explains my chocolate donut addiction...
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
Manual buttons like cars have had since whatever are a lot cheaper than new glass.
To many people, cars are a way of showing off their wealth, arenβt they?
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@Gurth To most people I know, cars are a way to avoid this:
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@groo There's a bus that goes right past my house that I could use to get to work. But I'd be paying $5/day for 2 1-mile trips, and the nearest spot to work has me walking some, in Texas summer heat, and also crossing a major 6-lane commuter road during rush hour--twice--that doesn't have a painted crosswalk.
I'm not afraid of doing it--I grew up in Boston, so I have no trouble crossing busy streets. But there's enough drawbacks that it's just not worth it.
ETA: and I forgot to say, "my" bus is never that crowded.
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@flabdablet said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
Fortunately, the lock buttons are easy enough to pull up using the strapping tape technique, and there's always a bit of strapping tape lying around.
To pick it up and carry it to the locksmith?
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@FrostCat said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@Jaloopa said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia depends how long the cherries were fermenting
It's funny that you think actual cherries may have been involved.
What? They weren't popped?
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@flabdablet Or a shoelace.
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@tufty Cherry Coke contains shoelaces?
Filed Under: Something tells me I'm confused
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@ScholRLEA said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@tufty Cherry Coke contains shoelaces?
Filed Under: Something tells me I'm confused
Nah, I was referring to the "shoelace technique" for opening car doors. Useful if you've got no plastic strapping to hand. And, of course, no "quote" button.
Anyway, cherry coke contains sperm, as any fule kno.
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@Jaloopa said in Valid JPG and HTML in one file:
@accalia depends how long the cherries were fermenting
Well, this batch started March 6, 2016. Normally it takes a year, but that's only if you start with fresh cherries. This is a second-batch, so it'll be ready early September.