The Official Status Thread
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
/. editors
It's always been my understanding that they edit the way TDWTF moderators moderate.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
Go ahead, quote me, I dare you :p
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
Yeah, if you want to do it right, you need a the CORRECT shade of blue.
Only in Canada, I guess, is red a 'correct' shade of blue.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
You passed that AC submitter's tin foil straight through uncut and unsourced
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
A final little fuck you from the W10 update malware.
It's probably that #Never10 malware you installed doing that, though.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
River (does the lake, bay, gulf or ocean count)
Who cares? If you get it wrong, just refresh the page, and you'll probably get one of the other types. That just happened to me a couple days ago.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
This image search is giving me the strangest results.
Have you ever noticed that while photogs love taking Barack's picture in front of something so it looks like he's got a halo, they apparently hate Michelle? Seriously, probably 90% of the pictures you see of her, she's scowling.
In her defense, I guess if I were in her shoes and saw my husband taking selfies with some blonde chick, I'd probably be annoyed, too.
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@izzion What the fuck is a "secret and power control mechanism"? I think someone accidentally [at least one] word.
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You expect me to actually read TFS (or worse, TFA) before I post a /. post here for mockery? What, and do more work than WTDWTF mods? :nope.gif:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I got stuck when trying to generate a signing certificate.
I guess cryptography is like clocks, in that it's something that doesn't work right in dreams.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Have you ever noticed that while photogs love taking Barack's picture in front of something so it looks like he's got a halo, they apparently hate Michelle? Seriously, probably 90% of the pictures you see of her, she's scowling.
It's just her natural
Klingonbitch-face.
Filed Under: I couldn't decide which should be the del and which the ins
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@AyGeePlus said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I got stuck when trying to generate a signing certificate.
I guess cryptography is like clocks, in that it's something that doesn't work right in dreams.
Strangely enough, I don't check clocks often enough to replicate this issue while dreaming. My perception of time is often... wrong.
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Status: One of our region's SQL server farm has seemingly died. This time it wasn't a network bridge issue...
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Something tells me my Raspberry Pi 3 B does not actually have 1900 GB of RAM...
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@LB_ said in The Official Status Thread:
GB of RAM.
Which is funny because right there under the graph it's clearly in MB...
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@Tsaukpaetra Open source crap. No QC whatsoever.
Oh wait...
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
phyllo
“filo”. Yes, that's how it is written.
You iz wrong.
(Or at least I iz also right)
There's only one way to settle this debate sensibly…
http://www.googlefight.co.uk/phyllo+pastry-vs-filo+pastry.php
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@dkf What a weird site. Notice how all permalinks are apparently .php files?
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@cartman82 Want a recipe for taco seasoning?
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Status: OMG the urge to murder ghosts has never been stronger!
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
you have to click back twice to get back to where you were
Did I report that bug or just dream that I did?
Fake edit: It was a dream!
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
It was a dream!
I wish quite a bit of recent history was just a dream. Sadly, the real world takes no prisoners.
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@Tsaukpaetra The pony makes that screenshot 9234x better.
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Status: I've definitely been playing with nodejs too much. Facebook has started showing me ads for npm.camp.
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Status: RDP over DSL is REALLY SLOW.
Almost convinced it might be a good experiment to downgrade to 8-bit color, but IIRC Windows 8+ didn't let you login with anything less than 15-bit...
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Status: 502, once again.
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: 502, once again.
It's like the initial super-awesome speedo fastness we enjoyed was really just a trial mode, and now that we're in production things are slowing down.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
does pie count as cake?
does pig count as food? that also determines if you are an islamophobe
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
SQL server farm has seemingly died
Some took it outside to tend the rabbits?
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STATUS: Uh, ok Windows Update, that's nice and all, but why the hell did you choose that monitor?
http://i.imgur.com/OmyHEXa.jpg
Oh, hey, it moved again!
http://i.imgur.com/cY47Cpo.jpg
And of course Windows is doing this during my
GTA VLSPDFR play time too. Thanks!
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There were a bunch of posts I wanted to reply to earlier, but I couldn't because mobile. Now that I'm on desktop and able to post, I don't remember which posts they were.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
You expect me to actually read TFS (or worse, TFA) before I post a /. post here for mockery?
No, I was making fun of /. for not applying the slightest bit of editing.
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Status: this site is chewing through my tablet's battery faster than Farmville. (OMG, the dictionary knows the word Farmville.)
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
There were a bunch of posts I wanted to reply to earlier, but I couldn't because mobile. Now that I'm on desktop and able to post, I don't remember which posts they were.
Bookmarks, man. If you don't mind pissing the posters off with notifications
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
notifications
bookmarks don't give notifications anymore
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Holy crap, @blakeyrat showed some balls!
Dude! Put your pants on! Eww.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
What the fuck is a "secret and power control mechanism"?
Ç
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STATUS:
Googling "super glue skin remedies". In other news I'm a clumsy idiot.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
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Googling "super glue skin remedies". In other news I'm a clumsy idiot.
That stuff is really good at making things stick together, innit?
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
That stuff is really good at making things stick together, innit?
Yeah like my fingers.
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Status: literally the second I finish logging off of the game, Internet dies.
Lucky I didn't have anything left to do tonight, right?Edit: FML
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@Tsaukpaetra agh! These cisco modems are the worst.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
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Googling "super glue skin remedies". In other news I'm a clumsy idiot.
You're probably free by now but acetone works great for removing superglue.
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Status Thread:
You're probably free by now but acetone works great for removing superglue.
Fixed it with hot water, soap and salt. Not perfect, but good enough until I'm home and can get my hands on some stronger stuff.
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Status: New shoes are comfortable except for a bit on my ankle where they rub a bit (and will do so until the leather softens up). I hate blisters.
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I just remembered I have a bunch of unit tests in this project...... but now I'm afraid to run them :)
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: New shoes are comfortable except for a bit on my ankle where they rub a bit (and will do so until the leather softens up). I hate blisters.
The age old battle of foot VS new shoes begins. The foot usually wins. Usually.
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STATUS:
My application, 2 years ago: I am fresh, I'm new. I offer a clean, simple business model that anyone can understand. I am gonna change the world!
Client 1: This is all great, but we actually like to have frobzigator instead of golzigator. Add that and we'll give it a go.
Client 2: This is neat, but we are used to having this, that and the other thing. Why doesn't your software have this, that and the other thing?
Client 3: We actually have a completely different business model, but if you can twist your software to fit our needs, we'll give it a go. I guess.
My application now: I AM A MONSTER! KILL MEEEEEE!
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STATUS I'm spending so much time on the command line (windoze) that I actually find using a mouse to be very inefficient. I also need to find a way to add more shortcuts to the command line.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS I'm spending so much time on the command line (windoze) that I actually find using a mouse to be very inefficient. I also need to find a way to add more shortcuts to the command line.
Using bash?