:dart: benediction thread on the most clever lid changer of them all? EVERY ONE, I SUCK YOU NONE!
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@NedFodder said:
It still won't be funny anymore.
WTDWTF will still be where jokes come to get murdered.
What are you talking about? Fox hasn't been murdered, and he's been here for months.
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### I predict I'll get my Snatoms before anyone ever sees those dumb cat-ear headphones
A little bird just told me that those cat-ear headphones were in fact made and delivered... so there goes that prediction
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@loopback0 said:
WTDWTF will still be where jokes come to get murdered.
What are you talking about? Fox hasn't been murdered, and he's been here for months.
Fox isn't funny, therefore no murder.
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Fox hasn't been murdered, and he's been here for months.
I woke up early this morning because I dreamed that Doctor Who (along with two other Doctor Who's) tried to carjack me and ended up shooting me in the face with a snub-nosed revolver. Does that count?
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A joke can be a bad thing. I suggest you read the second dictionary definition of "joke":
something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke β Harold Callender> β often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>
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WTDWTF will still be where jokes come to get murdered.
That's funny because jokes are not people so you can't actually murder them.
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actually murder
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jokes are not people
I'm sure this just offended some joke somewhere in the world. Jokist!
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### Discourse will continue to act like it's hosted from an 8086 processor.
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### Discourse will continue to make my browser act like it's running on an 8088.
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Isn't that what this forum is about? Continuing memes and flamewars until they're stone-dead, and then still not dropping them?
Someone will necro at least 10 old flamewars in addition to the 1000 new ones.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
@NedFodder said:
fucking
I was expecting that one. Way to go for the low hanging fruit, there.
low hanging fruit
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I woke up early this morning because I dreamed that Doctor Who (along with two other Doctor Who's) tried to carjack me and ended up shooting me in the face with a snub-nosed revolver.
Sounds like the weirdest sex dream ever.
Edit: Damn, :'d by @Lorne_Kates
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What are you, a person who expects gun-haters to understand even basic entry-level facts about what they hate?
Prediction: More threads will continue to be derailed in to gun control flame wars.
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@mott555 said:
What are you, a person who expects gun-haters to understand even basic entry-level facts about what they hate?
Prediction: More threads will continue to be derailed in to gun control flame wars.
and/or climate
controlchange flame wars.
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climate control flame wars
No, that's far too much heat. You need to turn the thermostat down.
Or did you mean: "climate change"?
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climate control flame wars
If your climate control is on fire, you may want to see a mechanic
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If they are the ones I think they are, my wife has a pair!
If they are the same ones he is talking about, several thousand people on Kickstarter would like to have a conversation with her.
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@loopback0 said:
WTDWTF will still be where jokes come to get murdered.
That's funny because jokes are not people so you can't actually murder them.
Yeah, now who's denying the existence of others.
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### Discourse will continue to make my browser act like it's running on an
80886510.FTFB
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@loopback0 said:
climate control flame wars
No, that's far too much heat. You need to turn the thermostat down.
Or did you mean: "climate change"?
https://what.thedailywtf.com/t/sexiist-air-conditioning/50382?u=boomzilla
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WtfCorp WtfSalad for lunch (this is apparently a leftover from yesterday)
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@Polygeekery said:
And the patriarchy will bring down civilization!@mott555 said:
What are you, a person who expects gun-haters to understand even basic entry-level facts about what they hate?
Prediction: More threads will continue to be derailed in to gun control flame wars.
and/or climate control flame wars.
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I might have meant climate change.
Owning a VW skews your worldview. For you, turning on your climate control requires your car to be running, and that causes climate change.
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@RaceProUK will play the Sonic 25th Anniversary game anyway.
She's lucky. All we got for Megaman's was a fan game with street fighter characters as bosses... A good one, admittedly, but Capcom wasn't interested in making anything.
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My internet speed will increase.
MilwaukeePC will remain the #1 joke used in relation to @ben_lubar, just above Dwarf Fortress and various languages.
Dwarf Fortress will have a 64-bit version by the end of the year.
The Dota 2 Shanghai Major will be less popular than any of the previous Valve-sponsored tournaments with western audiences.
The number of active non-flamewar non-"X Ideas" threads on WTDWTF will drop to an all time low.
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Discourse will continue to be a pile of rancid shite. And, for some reason, it will still be being used here.
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@RaceProUK said:
What are you, a jar of peanut butter?
*looks more carefully at @mott555's avatar**sees it's actually apple sauce*
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I thought it was a hamburger at one point.
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I think it used to be, some time ago
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That's right, you missed the Applesauce Man Incidentβ’ in the status thread. Don't search for it, you'll regret seeing it.
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That's right, you missed the Applesauce Man Incidentβ’ in the status thread. Don't search for it, you'll regret seeing it.
-shudder- Did you have to remind me of that?
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### Sega will fuck up Sonic's 25th Anniversary game
Donald Trump will say something stupid
Someone will do a thing that doesn't matter, and the media will blow it out of all proportion
Hmm... that third one could apply to any year since the invention of the tabloid newspaper...
Points 2 and 3 will happen in under 1 week.
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Predict things you yourself will do or cause to happen
Bernie Sanders won't live to see 2017
Are you trying to say something here?
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I will continue to fail to find a decent job with a better commute and equal pay
That's one of those "2 out of 3" things, right?
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My current job is more fun, better paid, and a lot closer to home (~6 miles instead of ~26) than my last one. So it is possible to get all three.
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OverOnly 15% of new topics on WTDWTFwillwon't be derailed by fucking gun control bullshit.Fixed.
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@dcon said:
But not for blakey...
Yep. When you are a cock, you get cock socket jobs.
My cock socket wrench is metric.
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My current job is more fun, better paid, and a lot closer to home (~6 miles instead of ~26) than my last one. So it is possible to get all three.
Is that what you've been up to the past months?
ο now that I am no longer responsible for the agile/lean course I will actually have time to read the books.