Slave rebellion at the Swift repo
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Yesterday, Apple had open sourced its Swift language.
Today, first valuable contributions have started arriving.
Hahaha. PCBro troll account is poking fun at Apple. Let's all have a laugh, before closing these joke issues and moving on...
Wait...
WHAT?
Oh Apple...
The troll has outdone himself.
Oops, sorry. Themselves.
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Dammit @kt_.
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Sorry, were you referring to me?
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No.
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Dammit @kt_.
Someone stole me.
Filed under: does Discousistency mean I'll never receive an @mention notification?
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This pcbro guy has joined GitHub just to fix this injustice! his avatar and username is micro-aggress-full.
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Dicksaws broke your tag.
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That sound like something you would do. Edit: troll them
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This pcbro guy has joined GitHub just to fix this injustice!
He's soooo dedicated. I'm sure that if he had to travel hundreds of thousands of miles to fix an injustice, he'd do it. He's the PC Principle.
Filed under: don't you know that PC stands for Pussy Crashing?
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Dicksaws broke your tag.
Alright, that does it! Not only can't I receive an @mention, but I'm not even allowed to complain about it? I'm going to talk to
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That sound like something you would do. Edit: troll them
Yeah, I wish I did that. Especially because of this:
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Good luck.
"Why, it should be easy", said Lucy to Edmund . "Developers shouldn't have feelings!"
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Wow... Just wow...
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Why are various cat faces under "people"?
And more importantly, babies?
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Weird, I'm surprised at how wide the mustache on the white one is.
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It's-a-me, iPhone!
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Because Apple and diversity. Read the fucking memo already and stop being Felinophobic.
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Mustache on the white one is.
He's white, his names Richard, he's an eye doctor, so he has a large mustache and molests children. (Also, his Friends' children.)
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http://i.imgur.com/nNoNl5U.png
WHAT?
http://i.imgur.com/tBA9biK.png
#WHAT! THE! FUCK?
Excuse me, but I'd like to speak to your manager. Who is in charge of this travesty-holocaust-apartheid of an abortion-rape of a naming convention! People better lose their JOBS over this!!!
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Wow pcbro is committed to an Apple master!
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You have to be fist-fucking me? Is this the Fox at work?
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Why do they keep locking the conversations after they make a decision about political correctness? It's triggering me.
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You haven't linked to the equivalent django PR
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@Lorne_Kates said:
People better lose their JOBS over this!!!
Actually, they already lost their Jobs.
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Actually, GitHub fully supports having no master branch. You can just set the default branch to something else and then delete the master branch (or never even push a master branch in the first place when creating your repo).
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Interesting, they even have a script to automate this: (see bottom of script for word lists)
https://github.com/wooorm/alex/blob/master/alex.jsHere is an example of a reported issue:
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For my next OSS project I'm going to fill it with political incorrect wording:
var chineseScum, britishImperialist, murican, koreanFag, catalonianScum, rightwingMF, liberalComunist, blackPrideArray;
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I can't tell if that nslater guy is a tireless troll or not.
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This really is a virus, acting on natural language level, like a religion spreading from mind to mind, while using swords when necessary.
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Poe's law strikes again...
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@Lorne_Kates said:
People better lose their JOBS over this!!!
Actually, they already lost their Jobs.
lol cancer
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ableist
Okay, only JUST NOW do I understand that word.
I've always read it as "A - bleet - ist" or "ableet - ist". Like it sounded like some non-English pretentious philosophy word like "dadaist" or "jingoist".
But to realize it actually means "able - ist"-- being racist against non-abled people-- I've just peeked into the infinite depths of dumbfuckery, and I don't think I can ever come back. =(
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@Lorne_Kates said:
"able - ist"
It kinda, sorta makes some sense when used to describe a derogatory attitude against somebody who, say, uses a wheelchair. When used to try to place stupid or crazy on the same level playing field as competent people, it deserves more derision than (I think) even you can muster.
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I got screamed at once by a fat broad when I said "ableist" isn't a word.
I'm still pretty sure it's not (for example, Chrome doesn't know about it, and Word only knows "ableism"), but I gave up. In the insular college dorms where these kind of attitudes spread, it's just as cromulent a word as "house" or "dog".
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In the insular college dorms where these kind of attitudes spread, it's just as cromulent a word as "brickhouse" or "dog".
And similarly insulting! How dare you insinuate that I am a bitch! And don't look at my mammary glads, perv!
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Sure, but you're the kind of person who gets upset when he sees a disabled person achieving his dreams in a fucking sci-fi/fantasy game.
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I have a few repos with only a gh-pages branch.
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Someone should make a bot that automatically runs alex.js in reverse and submits pull requests. Just to see what would happen.
I mean, "mastery" is an offensive word? And somehow that's because it implies masculinity? I guess according to alex.js, only men can master things.
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And somehow, that's because it implies masculinity?
No, it'sapparently "racially charged". Because apparently BDSM is a white man's game now.
Filed under: forget all about equality, let's play master and servant
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SPANK SPANK knows no race, nor gender. The SPANK SPANK shall consume all. All are SPANK SPANK.
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Someone should make a bot that automatically runs alex.js in reverse and submits pull requests. Just to see what would happen.
It'll just collect a shitload of "before we can merge your pull request, you have to fill out this webform to consent to giving away all your intellectual property blah blah blah blah" emails.
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They need Linus to show his famous finger and mention fuck a few times, so they go back to work and stop this bullshit.
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Dwarf Fortress has gameplay where you can murder naked children, and lots of racism, but nobody ever tries to make Dwarf Fortress politically correct.
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Sorry, now that you mentioned it you have to find some other game. They will start by renaming it to something less abelist than dwarf. Just when I was thinking of trying it on my spare time, damn
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DwarfPerson of reduced stature Fortress has gameplay where you can murder naked children, and lots of racism, but nobody ever tries to makeDwarfPerson of reduced stature Fortress politically correct.PCTFY.
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It's funny because one of the core ideas of BDSM is to be aware of consent, which the social justicey people should love, but they end up hating it anyway because they can't handle seeing a woman tied up and spanked (nevermind that it's consensual, and that men also get tied up and spanked) so they develop their rationalizations about how it's all an obvious tool of the patriarchy.
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I'm looking at those bunny-ear dancers and admiring their beards.
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Looks more like an Adolf to me.