The Official Status Thread
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What? Like they have a fucking clue. Might as well go full technobabble on their asses.
Naw, just tell them it didn't make the cut for the next release but it'll be considered for a future version.
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Ah. Well in that case, no. I didn't swip my names around in the long name field. For some intents and purposes, my first name (here) is Anthony indeed. ;)
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"The flux capacitor is old, we need a PSU capable of 1.21 gigawatts to do that"
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Isn't "pastie" just a pastebin ripoff?
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Gazooks, clickbait. TIL I should never GIS unknown terms labeled "interesting" in this forum...
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that's an interesting GIS
Yes. Yes it is. Lots of appetizing things, of all persuasions.
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TIL I should never GIS unknown terms labeled "interesting" in this forum
So today was the first time you did then?
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Leonard Nimoy would have been a sexy chick.
http://www.incrediblethings.com/style-and-gear/star-trek-insignia-pasties/
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first time
Maybe?
Probably first time I had the immediate reaction to reply in the status thread instead of adding the engram to the Censor database.Status: Escaped the Censor!
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Wait, what? The spoiler was working just fine, Discourse! You didn't need to dynamically rebake and break it!
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Those ears are creepy.
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Those insignias have to go, too.
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Wait, what? The spoiler was working just fine, Discourse! You didn't need to dynamically rebake and break it!
Fixed. Goddamn Discourse.
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what ears?
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DuckDuckGo says it's a
A pastie is a large to medium sized round battered pie common to Northern Ireland. Generally served with chips to form a "pastie supper", or in a bap as a "pastie bap"
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Status: the number of juvenile sex-related jokes I make increased by approximately 500% the last few days.
Something is wrong. Send
helppr0n.
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Yes. Yes it is. Lots of appetizing things, of all persuasions.
Except for the actual thing I was referring to, which is usually quite bland.
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which is usually quite bland.
So are strip clubs where they have to wear pasties. Well, in comparison to more open-minded states anyway.
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Status: the number of juvenile sex-related jokes I make increased by approximately 500% the last few days.
From what I've read around here, you're either Hitler or going senile.
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Yeah but those boring boobie-bars have to up their game on the lunch buffet.
I once heard a radio commercial for a boobie-bar on a road trip home around Turkey day a few years ago. Place was legit trying to advertise as a good place for a business deal/lunch. I'm no prude but a titty bar is not where I'm trying to make a business deal.
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From what I've read around here, you're either Hitler or going senile.
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING ON MY BLOG?
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I'm no prude but a titty bar is not where I'm trying to make a business deal.
Two words: "Construction management". I used to be able to expense trips to the bar. I never took potential clients to a strip club, but the owner did in Vegas more than once.
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I'm no prude but a titty bar is not where I'm trying to make a business deal.
A friend who lived in Dallas, I dunno, 10-15 years ago, maybe more, said that there was a decent amount of business going on at lunchtime in titty bars because they all had good steak.
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Fun fact:
klivlynd oiho
is lojban for "fuck Cleveland"
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I have it on good authority that Cleveland rocks.
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Fun fact:
klivlynd oihonai
is lojban for "fuck yeah, Cleveland"
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Status: Flash Gordon. Again. Because why the fuck not?
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Status: Had a 'Gloves' conversation with a coworker.
Does the image displayer we have on the website have events?
You mean does it trigger javascript things?
Yeah, can it tell when they change which of the images they are looking at?
It's been a long time since I've hooked anything to that, but yes. Why?
There are images in a set that you are only allowed to look at with a certain role. So I was going to change the contrast in the image displayer and disable the adjust buttons when they are looking at a disallowed image.
Why aren't you just putting in a holder image? As you are describing it you can still see the thumbnail of the image, or muck with the javascript hooks you are using, or just pull it down yourself.
I can change what images I give?
You have to tell the displayer what images to show, so yes you can say "use dummy image" for some of them.Though I'm a little sad that I don't get to see what they were trying to cobble together (different internal team so wouldn't need to support it).
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I don't think anyone's posted this yet, and I think it looks very promising.
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It's like ugly fantasy monsters vs. ugly fantasy humans wearing ugly armor.
Where's the half-naked Night Elves? Pfft.
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Where's the half-naked Night Elves? Pfft.
http://www.incrediblethings.com/style-and-gear/star-trek-insignia-pasties/
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Yeah I saw that but they're not even the right shape for Star Trek logos. A poor effort at best.
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I'll pretend you care and say they're 30 years ahead of this in the timeline.
FOR THE HORDE!
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See the Elder Scrolls universe is perfectly gender-balanced, it's not a sausage-fest like Warcraft.
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Yeah I saw that but they're not even the right shape for Star Trek logos. A poor effort at best.
Unless it was a design compromise for the generously-nipply-endowed.
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Buh?
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Are you trying to make some kind of point?
I watched the trailer, it's sausage-central. Even the Lord of the Rings guys pulled a couple female characters out of their asses, because their source material was a total sausage-fest.
It reminds me of that gag in MST3K when they're watching Gorgo, and Crow promises to make a "Women Of Gorgo" calendar before realizing the movie has not even a single female character.
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Are you trying to make some kind of point?
I watched the trailer, it's sausage-central.
Well, you said "the [ESO] universe" in the post to which I replied, not the trailer. The trailer is a sausage-fest, yes, as were most of the expansion trailers. The one for WotLK wasn't, though.
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I watched the trailer, it's sausage-central.
You don't strike me as a feminist. How is Anita doing? Are you two lunch buddies?
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Generally not allowed here (■■■■■■■, Netherlands, France) for tax reasons and equality, e.g. it's not fair to works on the go or those who don't have cafeteria at their site. It mostly is cheap to very cheap.
They were talking about taxing us for free lunches (as a benefit) for the same reason. Since I'm in silly valley, you can imagine the uproar. Haven't heard anything for a while, so I'm guessing that got slapped down. My food bill is way down since I only need a snack for dinner now!
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> IT SHOULD BE ON THE FIRST PAGE!
if user == "asshole" then sort-by-fuck-you; else default;
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Status: Fucking career-decision, how do you make them?
Anyway, I'm measuring my decision making in mega-U-turns/sec now. On a good day I can get up to double digits. I really know what I want to do with my life.
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Status: Computer was unresponsive; one process (Blender) was using 8GB on a machine with only 6GB of physical RAM. Windows asked if I want the change the color scheme to Win7 Basic to improve performance.
Filed under: I don't think that's gonna help.
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Windows is full of great ideas about performance, isn't it?
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Uh-yup.
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Damn, all my stories so far have had a proper 11-12 rating. Guess that job finally managed to dumb me down a grade.