Share your viruses on Facebook!
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Did you tweet it? I want to see what that tweet looks like.
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Tweet it yourself, you lazy rodent!
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Plot twist: it actually uploads your infected files on Facebook and sends links to your friends.
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I was expecting this to be a post about those "Powerbaal" "giveaways" that keep showing up in my news feed. This is much more amusing.
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Sadly, I don't have any, as you can see in the picture.
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Second plot twist: It also posts a list of all scanned files on facebook.
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Lol. No, it's a cheap knockoff of Powerball, at "powerbaal.com"
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Plot twist: it actually uploads your infected files on Facebook and sends links to your friends.
If that were true I might consider actually using Facebook. Also, accepting all those friend requests on that account I didn't log into for a year...
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I was expecting this to be a post about those "Powerbaal" "giveaways" that keep showing up in my news feed.
I was expecting tinder for facebook.
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Or you can TWEETBOOK a selfie in a backwards baseball cap, wife beater, sporting a goatee and a beer (LABEL OUT BRO), and the implication that you're full of viruses and infections will be implied.
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I ... I just ... I can't even ... I am SO TIRED of this ZOMG'SOCIAL'MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'DIAAAAAA'TELLTO'ALLL'THE'THINGS!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneone
It was bad enough when Amazon started asking me if I wanted to post to facebook/twitter about my recent purchases (yeah, I am sure my family wants to know I just bought a new bread box -- SUUUUUPER interesting and relevant to their lives)
Is it wrong that I want all of the "search engine optimization," "social media branding/coordinator/'expert'/evangalist" people out there to get drafted into the N. Korean army and get locked away behind the iron curtain?
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It was bad enough when Amazon started asking me if I wanted to post to facebook/twitter about my recent purchases
heh i remember that exchange.
I replied back to Amazon asking why they were asking me to post to twitter the fact that i had just purchased a toy that would be rated using only the twenty fourth letter of the alphabet.
The person who replied was rather confused why i was asking, It took three or four exchanges for my point that Twitter is public and that that toy should probably not be posted to twitter (at least not without carefully considering the situation)
then i got one about posting to facebook, (for a kitchenaide stand mixer replacement dough hook)
the support person i got apparently was floored by the idea that i neither had a facebook account, nor wanted one.
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I just bought a new bread box
I think you might be Doing It Wrong™ with this whole online shopping thing. If my family knew everything I bought on Amazon, we'd all be mortified, not bored.
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the support person i got apparently was floored by the idea that i neither had a facebook account, nor wanted one.
This. SO MUCH THIS!
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I think you might be Doing It Wrong™ with this whole online shopping thing. If my family knew everything I bought on Amazon, we'd all be mortified, not bored.
Remind me to stay out of your closet if I ever visit *__*
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a toy that would be rated using only the twenty fourth letter of the alphabet
Let me guess...
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@accalia said:
a toy that would be rated using only the twenty fourth letter of the alphabet
Let me guess...no, not that. Why would i buy a tail when i already have such a fine one already attached?
but you have the right general idea.
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@Gaska said:
@accalia said:
a toy that would be rated using only the twenty fourth letter of the alphabet
Let me guess...no, not that. Why would i buy a tail when i already have such a fine one already attached?
but you have the right general idea.
So... More like this?
http://microsoft-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Windows-10-Box-Art-3.jpg
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@accalia said:
@Gaska said:
@accalia said:
a toy that would be rated using only the twenty fourth letter of the alphabet
Let me guess...no, not that. Why would i buy a tail when i already have such a fine one already attached?
but you have the right general idea.
So... More like this?
[spoiler][/spoiler]
EUGH! SPOILER THAT STUFF MAN! little kids can find this place!
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More tails, more power. Foxen are like Medabots in that regard.
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More tails, more power. Foxen are like Medabots in that regard.
hmm... perhaps, but wearing that tail would make it very uncomfortable indeed to sit.... the spine is a much better attachment point.
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@Fox said:
I was expecting this to be a post about those "Powerbaal" "giveaways" that keep showing up in my news feed.
I was expecting
tinderGrindr for facebook.FTFY.
Oh, wait, that actually would make sense in this case...
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@Vaire said:
I just bought a new bread box
I think you might be Doing It Wrong™ with this whole online shopping thing. If my family knew everything I bought on Amazon, we'd all be mortified, not bored.
Is it bigger than a bread box?
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No, it's actually fairly small, but it has some power behind it that makes up for the small size.
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the spine is a much better attachment point.
This. So much this.Actually, I have yet to find one that properly interfaces to my spinal column, most tails just dangle lifelessly, it's really creepy when you think about it...
Filed under: Personal enhancements
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It would be, if the motor were attached to some external piece rather than an internal weight.
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motor were attached to some external piece rather than an internal weight.
I'm sorry, for I seem to have failed. My simulation-renderer can't seem to envision a situation where the motor is attached to an external object to spin. Some kind of Parse error I think.Are you talking about an in-wheel motor?
Filed under: Lost sight of the joke, Major!
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It's inside to create a vibration, like video game controllers since the late 90's.
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It's inside to create a vibration
I understood Vibration Motor when you said :motor
@Fox said:internal weight.
However, I did not understand why a Vibration Motor would be attached to
some external piece
instead, for why would you want the motor to spin? Hence, (with 21% confidence), the In-Wheel motor suggestion.
Unless... Maybe you want the external piece to be spinning instead?
Filed under: I just don't know anymore...
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Maybe you want the external piece to be spinning instead?
That would be the goal of a drill, wouldn't it?
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the goal
And now we've come full circle! I assumed you meant it was something other than a drill due to the phrasing:It would be
And so I had to theorize what else could possibly be meant.
Filed under: Does it still count as a whoosh if it comes back around to smack your face?
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I dunno, I think it's just a misunderstanding on both of our parts. What I meant was it's not a drill, but it could be with a small modification.
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Come to think of it, when put into the context of This post....
I got it! It's a motorized tail!
Filed under: Marked as a Engine fail.
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Remind me to stay out of your closet if I ever visit __
he did came out of the closet, didn't he?
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Might be more in there. You never know.
Also, it's probably not a nice closet if he felt the need to leave it.
Filed under: Now, my closet, it has everything! Even video games!
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Now, my closet, it has everything! Even video games!
Are you confusing your closet with your apartment again?
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... there's a difference?
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Told you before to paint the closet in a different color, at least use a different shade
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That would be the goal of a drill, wouldn't it?
No, that would be marching around in squares whilst wearing a uniform. Where does the motor come in?
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I did! One is ocean grey, the other one is military grey!
I just keep forgetting which is which...
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With that kind of sense for colour coordination?
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colour coordination
What are you talking about? Military grey & ocean grey fit perfectly!
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It was bad enough when Amazon started asking me if I wanted to post to facebook/twitter about my recent purchases (yeah, I am sure my family wants to know I just bought a new bread box -- SUUUUUPER interesting and relevant to their lives)
Why? Now all your relative knows whom to borrow a bread box when in need,so they never have to buy that thing.Filed under: [A penny saved is a penny earned](javascript:alert(1))
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With that kind of sense for colour coordination?
The very fact you know the term "colour coordination" is weird to me.
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So are you implying that I'm gay, smarter than you, or both?