Jeff gets it off his chest
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Perhaps a disinterested third party could Jeff all of those altruism posts into a different topic...
Good luck finding one of those. An uninterested one on the other hand...
Irregardless, anyone uninterested in it probably couldn't be bothered.
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But, how will you succeed on your lifelong quest to find altruism?
I'm not holding my breath.
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I keep reading that as CRAP...
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@wikipedia said:
Delvoye is perhaps best known for his digestive machine, Cloaca, which he unveiled at the Museum voor Hedendaagse Kunst, Antwerp, after eight years of consultation with experts in fields ranging from plumbing to gastroenterology.[4] In a comment on the Belgians’ love of fine dining, Cloaca is a large installation that turns food into feces, allowing Delvoye to explore the digestive process. The food begins at a long, transparent mouth, travels through a number of machine-like assembly stations, and ends in hard matter which is separated from liquid through a cylinder.[3] Delvoye collects and sells the realistically smelling output, suspended in small jars of resin at his Ghent studio. When asked about his inspiration, Delvoye stated that everything in modern life is pointless. The most useless object he could create was a machine that serves no purpose at all, besides the reduction of food to waste. Cloaca has appeared in many incarnations including: Cloaca Original, Cloaca - New & Improved, Cloaca Turbo, Cloaca Quattro, Cloaca N° 5, and Personal Cloaca.
Wow! I could buy one of those and keep it next to my weather simulator.
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Bug: quotes don't get censoring applied.
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Bug: quotes don't get censoring applied.
belgium
belgium
belgium
... CNR
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Ah I understand, Belgium is a dirty word, but Belgians are just fine.
My mistake.
Filed under: TILEdit: Great! Now
someone@Luhmann is going to misquote me as saying "Belgians are just fine"
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You also have the tattoo-ed pigs
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Has that guy never heard that you shouldn't play with your food?!
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Belgium
nah, the u is supposed to come after the i
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Oh fuck I used the "B" word and it didn't get censored! I guess it's case sensitive
Belguim isn't but Belgium is
Accalia's aren't blocked
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Fuck, I hoped that I 'd that in time.
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@wikipedia said:
Halfway through the paragraph I was .but after reading it all I'm rather impressed. This is deserving of place on my desk where the technical books should be. Along side iphone that work gave me for... working on.Delvoye is perhaps best known for his digestive machine, Cloaca, which he unveiled at the Museum voor Hedendaagse Kunst, Antwerp, after eight years of consultation with experts in fields ranging from plumbing to gastroenterology.[4] In a comment on the Belgians’ love of fine dining, Cloaca is a large installation that turns food into feces, allowing Delvoye to explore the digestive process. The food begins at a long, transparent mouth, travels through a number of machine-like assembly stations, and ends in hard matter which is separated from liquid through a cylinder.[3] Delvoye collects and sells the realistically smelling output, suspended in small jars of resin at his Ghent studio. When asked about his inspiration, Delvoye stated that everything in modern life is pointless. The most useless object he could create was a machine that serves no purpose at all, besides the reduction of food to waste. Cloaca has appeared in many incarnations including: Cloaca Original, Cloaca - New & Improved, Cloaca Turbo, Cloaca Quattro, Cloaca N° 5, and Personal Cloaca.
Wow! I could buy one of those and keep it next to my weather simulator.
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Oh fuck I used the "B" word and it didn't get censored! I guess it's case sensitive
Belguim isn't but ■■■■■■■ is ■■■■■■■'s aren't blocked
What isn't blocked?
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Screenshots aren't ...
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Indeed
<img src="/uploads/default/original/3X/4/1/41f60707a0da499f8fd904cd90c0c87dae262518.jpeg"height="1000" width="75">
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The most useless object he could create was a machine that serves no purpose at all, besides the reduction of food to waste
Ah, so he's a part of the Childfree movement, then? I understand perfectly.
Filed Under: Not childfree, I just don't think my genes should be allowed to contaminate the rest of the world
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Am I the only one who notices that developers tend to make a lot of noise. Not exactly farm animal noises but mewing, wookie noises, the occasional bark and a lot of groaning. Or is this just the offices that I've worked in.
I can't really comment because I don't have a team. :'(
So what if I'm playing that up lately? I have four impossible deadlines right now. If I had two or three other people to share the load, I could do it, but on my own? Fuck it.
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Being in a team and unable to hit deadlines sucks, that must totally blow.
What happens if you're off? Shit just doesn't get done?
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Ah I understand, ■■■■■■■ is a dirty word, but Belgians are just fine.
Shouldn't that be "..., but Belgians
areis just fine."? As the subject is the single word "Belgians" not the group to which it refers.<fishing for gramming
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But then it wouldn't have been a good set up for my good buddy @Luhmann
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Is the cat sad because it is getting showered or because there's a naked man in the shower with it?
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I think that in this case it is the former, but the origin of the meme is in the latter category: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/a-cat-is-fine-too
If I were @Luhmann, I'd be worried about just what @DoctorJones has in mind...
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I'll cross off @DoctorJones as a possible shower partner
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I have been ready to believe [Jeff] capable of almost any folly, stupidity, or rascality. The only possible excuse I can render for him is that he is insane.
Filed Under: Maybe he should go have a chat with John Hinckley, Jr., too. Sorta like a certain Sondheim play.
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Transcript of the most recent Discourse standup meeting:
Sam: "So when we do this database change--"
Jeff: "What's the frequency, Kenneth! What's the frequency, Kenneth!! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!"
Sam: "Uh..."
Jeff: "WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!!!!!"
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Transcript of the most recent Discourse standup meeting:
Sam: "So when we do this database change--"
Jeff: "What's the frequency, Kenneth! What's the frequency, Kenneth!! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!"
Sam: "Uh..."
Jeff: "WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!!!!!"That's why I don't like Mondays.
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So, was the rest of the meeting
Sam: "So, a user submitted a bug."
Jeff: "They're doing it wrong!"
Sam: "Actually..."
Jeff: "THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG!!! Ban them from Meta!"
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Sam: "So, a user submitted a bug."
Jeff: "They're doing it wrong!"Actually Jeff is correct. Submitting a bug to a forum and using said forum as a bug tracker is indeed "Doing it Wrong™"
I'm not surprised that he's deleting all of those bug reports and banning people. They should be reporting bugs through proper channels ;-)
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@Lorne_Kates said:
That's why I don't like
Mondayscricket.
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@DoctorJones said:
Jeff
proper channels
Does Discourse even have an actual bug tracking system?
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:ROFL:
<Discourse!
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Does Discourse even have an actual bug tracking system?
/snicker
They call it meta.d
J■■■ said something about "dogfooding" Duckhorse.
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In the sense of 'using your own product', or of, 'turning it into a ground-up paté that looks and smells like '?
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In the sense of 'using your own product', or of, 'turning it into a ground-up paté that looks and smells like '?
He said it like the first, but he acts like he meant the second.
I'm going to answer "Yes."
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Let's see if he recognizes satire!
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Do let us know when you've been blocked.