The Official TDWTF's Next Avatar Service
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Tired of your old avatar? Want a new one? well then you've come to the right place!
ask @accalia to find you a new avatar!
Rules:
- @accalia reserves the right to refuse service for any of the following reasons
- Too many Avatar requests
- Uninteresting request material
- Too likely to encounter massive amounts of NSFW source material
- Requires Photoshop (@accalia may deputize someone to provide photoshopped avatars if anyone is itnerested)
- Because
- Avatar requests should be short. Ideally a please, the theme and... well thats about it.
- Avatar requests will be fulfilled in the order they are received at the whims of @accalia's free time and access to GIS
- @accalia may claim a portion of your immortal soul as payment for her services, to be collected upon your eventual death (long may that be delayed)
- this payment may be waived at @accalia's whim.
This week only: 1/2 off Holiday themed avatars!
let me have those avatar requests!
- @accalia reserves the right to refuse service for any of the following reasons
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Your new avatar looks like a burger from afar
[size=5]Also, it's no longer feminine enough[/size]
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@created_just_to_disl said:
Also, it's no longer feminine enough
hmm... maybe.
but i like it. the rainbow kitsune will be back eventually
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@created_just_to_disl said:
Also, it's no longer feminine enough
hmm... maybe.
I think mine makes up for it
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That's @abarker out, then.
only if he uses the service excessively. you'll notice i didn't say how many was too many!
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I should have an avatar.
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got a theme you'd like or dealers choice?
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Whatev. If you require inspiration, I just broke my phone while sitting on the toilet.
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hmm... i'm feeling in a star wars mood and it just occurred to me how much like a stylized
W
the rebel logo actually looks....EDIT: including proper citation for source: http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/2/12/stylized-star-wars-art-for-the-rebel-alliance-and-galactic-e.html
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Sure. Why not.
Edit: DISCOBUG!
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Yep.
That one.
I'm going to keep my broken avatar.
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Paging @discoursebot... who is either down or blocked from General
429: Too many requests.
Days Since Last @discoursebot Bug - 0
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Can you do something to the censored [K] I have as an avatar?
It is just the basic [K] Discourse gave me + 2 minutes of work in GIMP (and 1 of those minutes goes towards starting GIMP) and I need a new one that doesn't stray too far from it so people aren't confused.That'd be great.
Filed Under: What if my souls is not immortal anymore?
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Does GIMP have "Censored" stamps or something?
Otherwise, I can't imagine how that would take only 1 minute to make.
Mine took several minutes to make in good old Paint.
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It doesn't, but creating it is really easy:
1.) Write a text (use the Text-Tool)
2.) Create a square around said text (Using the Rectangle tool + Edit -> Redraw Path)
3.) Use the Filter to add noise to the picture (Filters -> Noise -> Slur or spread):
4.) Rotate to your hearts content (if you use a transparent background you won't rotate the white):
1 minute max
I can't remember where I found it years back but I always liked this way of doing stamps.
Filed Under: Yes, it is kind of unneccessarily complicated... it's GIMP we are talking about!
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I think it is about time for a change. Dealer's choice, please.
<Thank you mistress, may I have another? No clue why, but that popped in to my head because of <<s@sockbot
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@Intercourse has summoned me, and so I appear.
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Nope. Still invisible.
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If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.
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Nope. Still invisible.
Your avatar was long since visible over here.
The invisible avatar is a user-dependent issue because Disscoarse.
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If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.
Maybe a picture of that pissing infant wearing a Santa hat?
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how SFW do you want it? if i go off your name...
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If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.
This might be inspiring…
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Can you do something to the censored [K] I have as an avatar?
probably not, let's see what Paint.NET can do....
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LIES AND PHOTOSHOPS.
BODY MUST BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE? FUCK YOU DICSORES.
IT'S STILL INVALID?
Do I need to not use caps?
EDIT: FUCK YOU UNHELPFUL ERROR MESSAGE.
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probably not, let's see what Paint.NET can do....
Aside from overlaying its UI over the image, you mean?
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okay. let's try this:
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Google seems to confuse Santa and Saint-Niclaus/Sinterklaas
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If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.
'Tis the Christmas season. I shall chose not to be upset.
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Saint-Niclaus/Sinterklaas
i didn't go with him anyway....
that one didn't come out too well... there's a reason that photoshop rule is in there... i'm not good at making shops..... sorry.
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i'm drawing a blank,
so i plugged your username into GIS and picked the first SFW image it found.
http://moneytshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/intercourse-69.png
you do not want to see the other results for that search. even with safe search on!
EDIT: found a better one!
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MRI sex, anyone?
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Ohhhhhh, that could make a good avatar. Do Discourse avatars accept gif's? I am assuming no since I see no others.
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a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference.
So, a turd with snow on it would work, right?
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@Intercourse said:
Ohhhhhh, that could make a good avatar. Do Discourse avatars accept gif's? I am assuming no since I see no others.
Not animated GIFs, though static ones should work.But then this is Discourse...
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Not animated GIFs, though static ones should work.
Then what is the point? May as well use a JPG.
I want animated GIFs for avatars, so we can be like all the other crappy forums.
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Hm, sorry but this is not really what I had in mind
I mean, you DID flip the censored around, so there is work in there but I was hoping for something like the censored K (from the feel part... I dunno, colors and stuff, maybe I K, maybe a censored) that was still a different Avatar.
Can you try to put a christmas hat onto my K? Maybe thats already enough and it IS in season after all.
Filed Under: Thanks in advance
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hmm... sorry i failed then.
better?
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....
how did they get research funding for that?
also why did i watch it?
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You didn't fail. I was just not good at bringing my wishes across
Also, does this post answer your second question?
Filed Under: How long will it take for Discourse to update the avatar....
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Filed Under: How long will it take for Discourse to update the avatar....
now? i see the new one!
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Welp, we are almost getting there...
Filed Under: Changing Avatars is hard!
Addendum: It corrected itself but this post will last forever!!
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@Intercourse said:
Ohhhhhh, that could make a good avatar. Do Discourse avatars accept gif's?
It is disabled, with no plans to enable it.