The Official TDWTF's Next Avatar Service

accalia

Tired of your old avatar? Want a new one? well then you've come to the right place!

ask @accalia to find you a new avatar!

Rules:

@accalia reserves the right to refuse service for any of the following reasons
- Too many Avatar requests
- Uninteresting request material
- Too likely to encounter massive amounts of NSFW source material
- Requires Photoshop (@accalia may deputize someone to provide photoshopped avatars if anyone is itnerested)
- Because
Avatar requests should be short. Ideally a please, the theme and... well thats about it.
Avatar requests will be fulfilled in the order they are received at the whims of @accalia's free time and access to GIS
@accalia may claim a portion of your immortal soul as payment for her services, to be collected upon your eventual death (long may that be delayed)
- this payment may be waived at @accalia's whim.

This week only: 1/2 off Holiday themed avatars!

let me have those avatar requests!

CreatedToDislikeThis

Your new avatar looks like a burger from afar

[size=5]Also, it's no longer feminine enough[/size]

accalia

@created_just_to_disl said:

Also, it's no longer feminine enough

hmm... maybe.

but i like it. the rainbow kitsune will be back eventually

RaceProUK

@accalia said:

@created_just_to_disl said:
Also, it's no longer feminine enough

hmm... maybe.

I think mine makes up for it

accalia

@RaceProUK said:

I think mine makes up for it

aye, that's one of mine!

hello first customer!

loopback0

@accalia said:

Too many Avatar requests

That's @abarker out, then.

accalia

@loopback0 said:

That's @abarker out, then.

only if he uses the service excessively. you'll notice i didn't say how many was too many!

Weng

I should have an avatar.

accalia

got a theme you'd like or dealers choice?

Weng

Whatev. If you require inspiration, I just broke my phone while sitting on the toilet.

accalia

hmm... i'm feeling in a star wars mood and it just occurred to me how much like a stylized W the rebel logo actually looks....

EDIT: including proper citation for source: http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/2/12/stylized-star-wars-art-for-the-rebel-alliance-and-galactic-e.html

Weng

Sure. Why not.

Edit: DISCOBUG!

RaceProUK

@Weng said:

DISCOBUG!

This one?

Paging @discoursebot... who is either down or blocked from General

Weng

Yep.

That one.

I'm going to keep my broken avatar.

loopback0

@RaceProUK said:

Paging @discoursebot... who is either down or blocked from General

429: Too many requests.

Days Since Last @discoursebot Bug - 0

RaceProUK

@Weng said:

I'm going to keep my broken avatar.

Which is now working

Kuro

Can you do something to the censored [K] I have as an avatar?
It is just the basic [K] Discourse gave me + 2 minutes of work in GIMP (and 1 of those minutes goes towards starting GIMP) and I need a new one that doesn't stray too far from it so people aren't confused.

That'd be great.

Filed Under: What if my souls is not immortal anymore?

CreatedToDislikeThis

Does GIMP have "Censored" stamps or something?
Otherwise, I can't imagine how that would take only 1 minute to make.
Mine took several minutes to make in good old Paint.

Kuro

It doesn't, but creating it is really easy:

1.) Write a text (use the Text-Tool)

2.) Create a square around said text (Using the Rectangle tool + Edit -> Redraw Path)

3.) Use the Filter to add noise to the picture (Filters -> Noise -> Slur or spread):

4.) Rotate to your hearts content (if you use a transparent background you won't rotate the white):

1 minute max

I can't remember where I found it years back but I always liked this way of doing stamps.

Filed Under: Yes, it is kind of unneccessarily complicated... it's GIMP we are talking about!

Polygeekery

I think it is about time for a change. Dealer's choice, please.

<Thank you mistress, may I have another? No clue why, but that popped in to my head because of <<s@sockbot

sockbot

@Intercourse has summoned me, and so I appear.

Weng

Nope. Still invisible.

Luhmann

If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.

CreatedToDislikeThis

@Weng said:

Nope. Still invisible.

Your avatar was long since visible over here.
The invisible avatar is a user-dependent issue because Disscoarse.

RaceProUK

@Weng said:

Nope. Still invisible.

RaceProUK

@Luhmann said:

If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.

Maybe a picture of that pissing infant wearing a Santa hat?

accalia

how SFW do you want it? if i go off your name...

dkf

@Luhmann said:

If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.

This might be inspiring…

accalia

@Kuro said:

Can you do something to the censored [K] I have as an avatar?

probably not, let's see what Paint.NET can do....

loopback0

City of Brussels

christmas manneken pis - Google Search

Weng

LIES AND PHOTOSHOPS.

BODY MUST BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE? FUCK YOU DICSORES.

IT'S STILL INVALID?

Do I need to not use caps?

EDIT: FUCK YOU UNHELPFUL ERROR MESSAGE.

CreatedToDislikeThis

@accalia said:

probably not, let's see what Paint.NET can do....

Aside from overlaying its UI over the image, you mean?

accalia

okay. let's try this:

Luhmann

@RaceProUK said:

that pissing infant wearing a Santa hat?

That would definitely please @abarker ...

Luhmann

Google seems to confuse Santa and Saint-Niclaus/Sinterklaas

abarker

@Luhmann said:

If you're up to a challenge: a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference. I woudn't want to upset @abarker by not mentioning my nationality.

'Tis the Christmas season. I shall chose not to be upset.

accalia

@Luhmann said:

Saint-Niclaus/Sinterklaas

i didn't go with him anyway....

that one didn't come out too well... there's a reason that photoshop rule is in there... i'm not good at making shops..... sorry.

accalia

i'm drawing a blank,

so i plugged your username into GIS and picked the first SFW image it found.

http://moneytshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/intercourse-69.png

you do not want to see the other results for that search. even with safe search on!

EDIT: found a better one!

end

MRI sex, anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVAdCKaU3vY&fmt=18

Polygeekery

Ohhhhhh, that could make a good avatar. Do Discourse avatars accept gif's? I am assuming no since I see no others.

FrostCat

@Luhmann said:

a winter or x-mas themed B elgium reference.

So, a turd with snow on it would work, right?

RaceProUK

@Intercourse said:

Ohhhhhh, that could make a good avatar. Do Discourse avatars accept gif's? I am assuming no since I see no others.

Not animated GIFs, though static ones should work.

But then this is Discourse...

Polygeekery

@RaceProUK said:

Not animated GIFs, though static ones should work.

Then what is the point? May as well use a JPG.

I want animated GIFs for avatars, so we can be like all the other crappy forums.

Kuro

Hm, sorry but this is not really what I had in mind

I mean, you DID flip the censored around, so there is work in there but I was hoping for something like the censored K (from the feel part... I dunno, colors and stuff, maybe I K, maybe a censored) that was still a different Avatar.

Can you try to put a christmas hat onto my K? Maybe thats already enough and it IS in season after all.

Filed Under: Thanks in advance