Haikus are boring / So we switched to limericks / Refrigerator.
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Words are cheap; look, man
I can say what I want to
Deal with it, bro.Can anyone come up with a worse one?
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Discourse Discourse Discourse; Discourse, Discourse
Discourse Discourse Discourse Discourse Discourse Discourse Discourse
Discourse Discourse Discourse, jeffed.Filed Under: WTFY
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This is a Haiku
It doesn't mean anything
Sod off you user.
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Sure, okay, we'll try this your way:
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I think
I am having
a heart at
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One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine Ten El
even Twelve Thirteen
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Have you really been
far even as decided
to use even gowant to do look more like?
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At least that was one
Sadly, it's the best as yet
Oh well, that may change
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why do the people
writing in this weird way, I
accidentally
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Playing Hanabi
The beautiful fireworks
Destroyed in a blaze.
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Hurry!
Someone reset
column width.
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Why does this always
sound like someone is smoking
some shit or something
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We're Doing It Wrong.
You can Do It Wrong Too.
The Right Way is lame.
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No like for this piece
of work from you people yet?
You don't GET art.Filed Under: I am POSTing this like a disguntled artist!
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Seriously this
reads like the not sure if meme
haiku Hanzo'd meme?example
Not sure if you did
that on purpose or maybe
you did it wrongly?
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No liking for you!
(Read in the Soup Nazi's voice
for maximum lolz)
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The server is slow
It has pooped its pants again
@sam bring baby wipes
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So it's not just me
It apparently affects
facebook at same time
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Internet is slow
Someone reboot the router.
Please and thank you much.
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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All of this fridge talk
Has made me very hungry.
I will now eat lunch.
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This thread is a dumb
You are dumb for making it
Stupid idiot
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de-stro-yed in blaze?
That's the syllable count. How else would you pronounce it?
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Yes, but most English speakers pronounce it de-stroid. If you are writing the word in Japanese, it comes out your way, though.
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I would say "de-stroy'd"
@Magus has just 'd me
Last line has five things
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Perhaps he is an
Italian, which would make more
sense (more filler words)
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The internet says
there are two syllables in
destroyed please help me.
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Destroyed does have two.
Those of you who think it's three
Are completely wrong.
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I have fixed the poem
what else do you want from me
Meaningless English
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Haikus make no sense
In a language that has no
strict rules for phonemes
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I'm not an Italian
apparently I am one
thiry-second Souix
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I'm not an Italian
apparently I am one
thiry-second Souix
I don't know what to
say, man. Your accent makes no
sense to any of us.Haikus make no sense
In a language that has no
strict rules for phonemes
I rather think that
makes them more fascinating,
since they are harder
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I am onethiry-second Souix
I too am native americanese!
Too tired to count sounds
and break lines
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Still, you managed to
get within two syllables
of a haiku, there
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sense to any of us.
That's 6 syllables
And this time you'll find I'm right
I made sure to check.
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Yes, you got me there
Can't believe I missed that one
I am quite ashamed
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At what point will Americans become homogenous enough that the generation will be considered native?
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Maybe it's because
I'm from the south so I use
words like ain't and y'all
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Ah aspect even
dayown thar dess-troyd don't got
mor'n two o' them
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indent preformatted text by 4 spaces
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I don't even discourse
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I love how Discourse
still manages to wrap lines
while I'm on mobile
Filed under:
haikus are easy
but sometimes they make no sense
refrigerator
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I rather think thatmakes them more fascinating,since they are harder
A big amount of
Words in English are comprised
Of a single syllableThat makes it easier
Over a stricter language
Like Spanish, I think
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5
7
76
7
5You do not seem to
be proving your point very
well this time, i'd say
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Discourse ain't stable
Five hundred errors all over
It just does too much
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Discourse ain't stable
Five hundred errors all over
It just does too much
Oh, a case in point
Just went through a cooties storm
Performance sucks ass